You would be hard pressed to find a news source, digital, print, or broadcast, where you will not be bombarded with news of a demented, flaccid-phallused scum who sought notoriety by slaughtering nine innocents inside a church. The left is basking in the horror as they try to make political hay is as predictable as night following day.
My pledge to you is that, at least for this day, you will not read about it on this post. Nor will you read of the GOP’s conspiracy to help the Preezy amass even more power to destroy American jobs or the normal brigand of liars and malcontents who seem to dominate normal news cycles. What you WILL get is a mishmash of abnormal tidbits demonstrating that there are people who are even sicker than I am that remain uninstitutionalized. I don’t even know if that’s a word. I don’t even care. Relax and enjoy life.
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS…THEY’LL DECIDE WHAT NURSING HOME YOU’LL BE STUCK IN.
WHAT AWESOMELY AWESOME STEAK KNIVES!
CTH: My guy would try to use the wrench ends and end up in the ER. :o/
CTH: Fave part of this photo …. NO TP. LOLOL So male.
CTH: Bwahahahaha!! Grammy-of-the-Potty-Brigade is sending this one to a couple of people. ::snork::
CTH: This happened to me twice. Thankfully, the time it was a cat (who left the window open?!), it was on the foot of the bed, not on me, and the time it was a groundhog (who left the DOOR open?!), it was on the floor … but so was I. I mean my mattress was. We were moving and I needed a nap. Nothing to lie down on but a mattress on the floor. Everyone else left to take a load to the new house, I woke up to see a groundhog staring me in the face. GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!