Grammarly analyzed the grammar, spelling and punctuation of at least 250 original comments (not replies) from the official Facebook page of each GOP candidate. To weed out non-supporters, only positive or neutral statements were considered.
Carly’s supporters were #1.
The Donald’s were #16.
Note from CtH:My apologies for being all rah rah Carly these past couple of days. I promised myself I would NOT get attached to any candidates this time around. This resolve went down the same black hole as that one I made some years ago to really give my office a thorough tidy up and cleaning.
In what is quite possibly the most delightful news story Hope n’ Change has read in years, Socialist presidential candidate Bernie “Share the wealth” Sanders had to involuntarily share (and eventually forfeit) the stage with idiotic protestors who commandeered his microphone.
Before we dive into the actual events – which are so delicious that we don’t have to make up anything – let’s all take a deep relaxing breath so we can truly savor each delightful detail of this hilarious fustercluck. Ready?
It all began in Seattle, the very Mecca of Liberalism, where Bernie Sanders was scheduled to speak to (in the words of the Huffington Post) a “massive” rally of dozens of liberals, staged by a group called the Social Security Works Coalition. The event was a celebration of entitlement services, complete with a tacky cardboard birthday cake – presumably in commemoration of the many years that people have been getting taxpayer-funded cake.
My personal favorites… “white liberals would rather burst into flames than challenge a black person” and “showing the strength and resolve which he would no doubt bring to the Oval Office, Sanders simply slinked away from the event without saying another word.”
Now that we’ve flushed the Trumparrhea from our systems, it’s time to move on.
FIRST, THE TYLER NEWS…. BEHOLD GOD’S LOVE AND MERCY EMBODIED
FROM HER FACEBOOK PAGE:
8 months ago, our lives were turned upside down by the evil that is childhood cancer. There were days where it seemed like the end would never come, & yet here were are. Today is Tyler’s last day of chemo, & tomorrow night, we will go home. There are so many emotions that come with the end of treatment. Elation that my boy will no longer have to endure the poison of chemo. Sadness to say goodbye to the other families we have connected with, & the amazing staff who have seen us through the darkest of days. Trepidation for the future. I have been lucky enough to become friends with some other moms who have been through this, & I know that our journey is far from over. Now, it will become about managing the unknown.Tyler will get updated scans every 3 months for the first 2 years. We will continue to monitor him for side effects from radiation & chemo, & watch for signs of a reoccurance. For now, I am just thankful to be able to get on with our new normal at home. I could never fully express just how much everyone’s love, prayers, & support have meant to us throughout this process. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.
This is why I call him my snuggle bug. He fell asleep while I was tucking him in.
ANYBODY WHO DOUBTS THE POWER OF PRAYER, SEND THEM TO ME, M’KAY?
OBIE FROM NAIROBI GOT A WARM WELCOMW FROM THE MILLIONS OF HIS ADORING FANS AS HE STARTS HIS EXTENDED SQUAT ON MARTHA’S VINEYARD
Well, that’s what the Donald fan club has taken to calling itself. Relax, there’s so much Trump stuff I’m doing two separate posts. As you can well imagine, Trump was all over the talking heads shows yesterday. They love him. They can make fun of him while he’s beating up on other republicans so they don’t need to do it.
I for one took issue with the verbal attacks launched by the Fox inquisitors. I always thought debates were questions posed to some or all of the participants, not singling out one candidate for examination. I wish Trump would have said: Megyn, I’ll be happy to come on your show to answer personal questions, but a debate should be an open forum. Of course, he didn’t, because he craves the attention.
It’s looking more and more to me that The Donald is a plant to create chaos and fully intends to go third party if he doesn’t get the nomination, which I don’t see happening. Hopefully he implodes and people see him for the charlatan he is. In an interview he made the comment ‘she had blood coming out of her eyes, she had blood coming out of wherever.’ Of course, people took that as a woman’s monthly cycle. He came back with: if you think that, you have a dirty mind, or something along those lines.
Hopefully the feeding frenzy will subside but given Trump’s reputation for showmanship I don’t see that happening.
Interesting dichotomy here … Carly says her leadership style is to ask people, “Do you know how to solve the problem?” Barack Obama’s style is, “I know how to do everything! Do it my way! But if my way proves to be a giant failure … well, it’s all your fault.”
Carly also proposeshaving people answer questions via smart phone during weekly addresses. Obama uses his weekly addresses to lecture us.