Daily Archives: February 19, 2016

Unreasonable Facsimile Chrissy-Substitute Fermentation Post

0% genuine Chrissy added, but almost 10% as good as the original!


Here at the Grunt Ranch, we occasionally do some culinary research for the purposes of healthier eating and drinking.  So, with Chrissy out of commission for a while, we decided to experiment with some pro-biotic food!  We found out some pretty strange things.  For example, did you know that you can ferment cash?  It’s true.  The money in your piggy bank has so many microbes on it, that you can put it in salt water, set it on the shelf, and turn it into a potentially tasty broth.  Then, you can rinse it off and spend the money!  We’re still waiting for someone to taste it first so we can write a review.  Stand by for that.  It may be a while…


In the mean time, here are some other ideas and funnies.  I shamelessly ripped the first one off of Bob’s site!  Thanks, Bluebird!




'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'




Filed under Food

Running in Place

First, a thank you to Jane and Grunt. They actually have something to say when they come by. If I read the stats right our visits on this website are down dramatically. The main reason is our star quarterback Chrissy is still on the bench. I do the best I can, but I don’t have much to work with. Undaunted, I’m still trying. Who knows? I may stumble into something profound at some point. It could happen.

For the first time in modern history, a sitting president will not attend the funeral of a Supreme Court justice. When William Rehnquist passed, George W. Bush not only attended, he gave the eulogy. The difference between a man with class and a boorish asshole is stark. Who knows? Maybe Barry will break 100 on the links today.

Executive Penmanship 1

Supreme Injustice 1




Filed under Family & Friends, Funny Stuff