By Chrissy the Hyphenated
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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE
GOP?WHAT GOP?
I’m as disgusted as you are by the go-along-to-get along bunch of milksops we have in DC
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/gop_what_gop.html
HOYER OPPOSES OBAMA’S THUG TACTICS
Suuuure he does.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/05/029021.php
LSU AMERICAN FLAG BURNING STOPPED BEFORE IT COULD START
My faith in America’s youth is somewhat restored-in Louisiana,anyway
http://www.2theadvocate.com/blogs/politicsblog/121633359.html
BO SNERDLEY TAKES ON OBAMA AFTER IMMIGRATION SPEECH
In case you missed it;Rush’s producer “certifed black enough to criticize Obama.”This is hilarious!
http://www.therightscoop.com/bo-snerdley-takes-on-obama-after-immigration-speech/
SENATE DEMOCRATS:SO WHO’S UP FOR A $2TRILLION TAX HIKE?
It’s all they know how to do.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/05/11/senate_democrats_so,_whos_up_for_a_$2_trillion_tax_hike
TOP DEMOCRATS:HUNTSMAN IS THE CANDIDATE WE FEAR THE MOST
When the Dems tout Huntsman and Daniels as the ones they fear most,just think of br’er rabbit and the briar patch.They know a weak ‘centrist’ opponent is the only chance Bozo has of keeping his regime.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/11/top-democrats-huntsman-is-the-republican-we-fear-most/
CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS DECRY ‘MEDISCARE.’
Democrats have beaten this dead horse for as long as I can remember
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/11/congressional-republicans-decry-mediscare/
GOP DEBATE FUELS A LONG SHOT
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704681904576311474087295408.html
COMMON PERFORMS AT WHITE HUT
Its so sad that the peoples’ house has been turned into a ghetto nightclub
OBAMA PLUMMETS IN POLLS;MSM’S PLOY TO EXPLOIT BIN LADEN THRILL KILLING FAILS
OBAMA HAS HIS 72 VERSIONS,oSAMA SLEEPING WITH 72 STURGEONS
http://bigjournalism.com/wjkelly/2011/05/11/obama-plummets-in-poll-msms-ploy-to-exploit-bin-laden-thrill-kill-failing/
BERTHA LEWIS SINGS:WALMART SUCKS!
Fat,stupid and ugly is no way to go through life,lady
DID OBAMA DELAY THE OSAMA RAID FOR POLITICAL REASONS?
Is there a cow in Texas?
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/did_obama_delay_the_osama_raid.html
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LOVE the Snerdley clip!!
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That was a hoot!
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Is there a cow in TExas? ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Great news links Pete, I too am disgusted with both parties in DC too. I miss The Donald’s loud megaphone, he was ranting on more than the birth certificate, but ever since Van Jones declared him a racist, he’s been pretty quiet 😦
Ghetto Nightclub is exactly right. Not in our house! You can’t force people to embrace the arts, we tend to pick and choose the exhibits and artists that appeal to our personal tastes. I would never support a gallery that displayed Jesus in Urine, or go to a play that glorified hate speech.
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That’s because we are defined by our principle beliefs in God,family and a firm set of core values that cherishes all life and believes in personal excellence through hard work and faith.We believe in moral absolutes,black and white,right and wrong.
This is what separates us as human beings from the lower life form known as liberals.No matter how much they have,they always want more.They are perpetually unhappy,and have an insatiable appetite for all the bounty of God and man as long as someone else provides it.
They expect us to shut up and just send our tax dollars to DC for them to buy the votes from the parasites whose only goal is to get to the mailbox the first of every month.Its worked for them for years.
The media is crowing that the Tea Party was a flash in the pan.Somehow,I sense a rumbling in the country between Manhattan and Malibu.I truly believe a reckoning is coming and a lot of politicians will pay dearly.
I had a little downtime before my next transport,so I stopped at home and decided to write this.Sorry it was so long,I just couldn’t stop.
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Don’t ever apologize for writing such beautiful thoughts ! The rumbling’s still there, I just think the Tea Party’s giving the new majority in the House time to work some magic. They’re not going away 😀
Oh and a Trump spotting, he spoke to a GOP group in NH and he’s still angry at Obama’s failure to lead. Admits not being a nice guy, but he’ll make this country great again. Fox had the clip. May not be my first choice for the nomination, but love the way he slams BO and his thugs. And I support that 😀
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Pete, that was beautiful! I’m glad you had a moment to share it.
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National Review on Cain:
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/267029/introducing-herman-cain-robert-costa?page=2
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I could so vote for this man;does that make me a racist?
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I think that makes you a politicist.
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I googled to find pics of Cain and saw one blerbed with “spotlight on conservafool and Tea Klux Klan.”
Nice to see the Left hasn’t let up on their tolerance and love thing.
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I’ve already found “porch monkey” “porch n****r” and “Uncle Tom” for Cain. The left is definitely running scared, let’s *Flush Intolerance 2012* 😀
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Honestly, what they really mean by “tolerance” is “We love everybody who thinks exactly the same way we do.”
And this is different from their stereotype of Republicans how exactly?
Ann Coulter really nailed it when she said you can tell what Democrats are all about. Just listen to what they accuse Republicans of.
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Neil Cavuto ran some of his hate mail at the end of his show today, and it was vile stuff. He basically said what Coulter said at the end. It was sweet revenge.
Really, who watches programming they hate, then write nasty stuff to them ? I know I don’t have the time 😉
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I kinda doubt many of them watch or read the things they spew their bilious, potty-mouthed comments at.
I like to read customer reviews at Netflix and Amazon, looking for people who seem to think like me or have the same taste. I’ve noticed the Leftist hate commenters rarely seem to have actually read or seen whatever they’re spewing at.
And it doesn’t go unnoticed. Other commenters remark on it with things like, “As someone who actually WATCHED this… ” LOL
On a related note … One of my favorite hate review stories is about some Neo-Darwinist who reviewed Signature in the Cell … an AMAZING book about how DNA proves the existence of a Designer (I actually read it) … and afterwards sales of the book shot through the roof.
So David Berlinski (a very witty agnostic Jew science philosopher and leading Intelligent Design guy) writes this thing, asking this nasty reviewer to pretty please review one of his books asap, because he could really the money. LOL!!
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chrissy – reminds me of
Someone had fun with the images – click on them to embiggen 😉
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Pete, it makes you a patriot.
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A little long, but I couldn’t stop reading it! I’m excited for the next debate already. I think the key word here is “traction,” and boy does he have it right now.
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Great article ! Especially that he can out-folksy Bill Clinton 😀 Now if he can only slap the faux-black off the racist Obama, he’s my man !
I’m starting to feel good about 2012 and that Obama CAN be defeated. With hopes the GOP won’t screw it up and push “it’s his turn” Romney on us.
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Romney would be a disaster. We can’t let that happen.
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I don’t think a pasty professional politician white RINO male type would bring in the Independent/Tea Party voters. Obama wins. Sigh.
So far, I’m jiggy about Palin, Cain, Trump. Overachievers who have met payrolls and seriously love their country. 😀
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I wouldn’t include Trump. He’s got a lot of smelly dirt in his past.
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So does Barack 😀 And Michelle 😀 Not defending Trump Dirt mind you, it’s that the Obamas have really lowered the bar. My dirt tolerance is pretty high now.
Sarah will have an uphill battle on the “quitter” debate, Cain will probably have all kinds of skeletons exposed on his successful rise in the business world, and Trump will have that stupid hair to defend. I’m ready and armed:
http://www.theobamafile.com/
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It’s sad that they have to leak this info in order to justify the killing of UBL. (As if his taking credit for 9/11 isn’t enough.)
Officials: Bin Laden eyed small cities as targets
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110512/ap_on_re_us/us_bin_laden
Apparenty, BO’s cousin is a doctor and has a few things to say about Obamacare.
My Cousin Barack Obama and Our ObamaCare Family Feud
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/05/10/cousin-barack-obama-obamacare-family-feud/
And if you’re a fan of the Hitler parodies…
Hitler reacts to the news that Osama bin Laden was killed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A2unABbtA
Saving the best for last…
I Am the Very Model of a Democratic President
http://www.thebardofmurdock.com/2011/03/i-am-very-model-of-democratic-president.html
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Great links, I never tire of Hitlerisms or the Bard 😀
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The Bard is fabulous! (The article by Barry’s MD cousin was also excellent, even if it was not written in iambic pentameter.)
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I tweeted the Bard’s post, and now he’s following me on Twitter 🙂 Of course, followed him back. I feel special 😀
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I reprint his poems on my blog as frequently as I think I can get away with it. (He doesn’t mind as long as I provide a link to his blog.) I added him to our blogroll as well. I hope he gets more traffic as a result, because he deserves it.
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For Rush fans, a transcript of Obama blaming the GOP for a lady( probably a plant) being laid off from the National Zoo:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_051211/content/01125109.guest.html
I’ve always supported charging admission to the DC museums/zoo, as they do at all major city museums. The National Mall is a mess, and the Nationals Parks Service people have been understaffed for years (yet enough of them to tend Michelle Obama’s garden and watch the dog).
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Our tax dollars at work:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/05/12/136234610/now-we-know-donald-trumps-hair-care-secrets?sc=fb&cc=fp
Defund them now !
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