by | July 10, 2012 · 6:40 am

THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today’s grannyism: “You better hope your face doesn’t freeze like that”

81 Comments

Filed under Funny Stuff

81 responses to “THE TUESDAY GRUDGE”

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 6:42 am

    OBAMA TO RAISE TAXES ON 940,000 FAMILIES
    ‘I’m not proposing anything radical here’
    Well,maybe not by your standards
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/07/obama-raises-taxes-on-940000-households-says-im-not-proposing-anything-radical-here/

    Like

  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 6:47 am

    MOTHER YELLS AT CAR SPEEDING THROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD
    Carful of Obama voters feel disrespected,get out of car and shoot her dead.
    http://www2.wkrg.com/news/2012/jul/09/mother-shot-killed-yelling-speeder-ar-4097913/

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:32 am

      Just another black on white crime.
      Nothing to see here folks, move right along.

      Like

    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      July 10, 2012 at 12:04 pm

      You can bet your bippy Al Sharpton won’t be firing up any protests against racial violence for this unarmed victim.

      Like

      • GP's avatar GP
        July 10, 2012 at 2:01 pm

        Can you imagine what Sharpton would be screaming if this was happening in a republican city? This is Obama’s hometown and no one is saying a word?
        Again-
        If this was happening in the town of a Republican President, can you imagine the way this would become a campaign slogan?
        “(republican) did nothing to improve save lives in his home town, why should we trust him to help American?”

        Like

  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 6:50 am

    STENY HOYER SAYS HE’S WILLING TO RAISE TAXES ON THOSE MAKING LESS THAN $250K IN THE FUTURE
    So does Obama.Just after the election.
    http://www.therightscoop.com/steny-hoyer-says-hed-be-willing-to-raise-taxes-on-people-that-make-less-than-250k-in-the-future/

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:34 am

      They are just making plans to put the final nail in the coffin of the good ole USA.
      I am shocked they are willing to admit it.
      WUP!

      Like

  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 6:54 am

    SHEILA JACKASS LEE PUSHES ANTI-BULLYING LEGISLATION
    This is the arrogant,corrupt,foul-mouthed lump of rancid chocolate pudding that announced to the car company CEO’s that her plan was to socialize their companies (right after the astronauts brought her back some souveniers from their trip to Mars).
    http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/09/congressional-bully-pushes-anti-bullying-legislation/

    Like

  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:02 am

    GOP:VULNERABLE DEMOCRATS WILL BACK HEALTHCARE REPEAL BILL
    This is only for show.Obama has already said he’d veto it.
    The GOP has sent 30 similar bills to the senate,they’re still in Harry The Toad’s pocket.
    Some men stick a sock in their pants to look like they’re porno stars.Reid uses GOP legislation.There’s an irony in there somewhere.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/house/236867-gop-vulnerable-dems-will-back-healthcare-law-repeal

    Like

  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:07 am

    VIDEO–CHRIS CHRISTIE: ‘I’M REALLY GLAD EXTORTION IS STILL ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY,EVEN IF IT’S DONE BY THE PRESIDENT’
    I wouldn’t mind seeing Christie as Romney’s VP,just to watch him pimp-slap Plughead
    http://cnsnews.com/video/washington/christie-i-m-really-glad-extortion-still-illegal-us-even-when-done-president

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:39 am

      I just wish he would have brought the kid some healthy food. Sick people should not be eating burgers and fries.
      Just sayin’

      Like

    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      July 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm

      Perlman agreeing to suit up for Zachary is made all the more awesome when you consider the fact that it takes him about four hours to get into costume.

      “Later in the day, Zachary was transformed into Hellboy with the assistance of makeup artists Lufeng Qu and Neil Winn,” according to the Facebook page.

      That is so heart warming! Thanks, Pete.

      Like

  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:35 am

    TRAGIC SMILEYFACE: ‘OBAMA WON’T MEET WITH NEGROES WHO DISAGREE WITH HIM’
    Sooner or later,you’re going to realize that this putz doesn’t care any more for black people than he does white people.It’s always been all about him. Most white people have it figured out.Didja ever hear the term: ‘useful idiots’?
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/09/pbs-tavis-smiley-obama-wont-meet-with-negroes-who-disagree-with-him/

    Like

  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:40 am

    OH,GOODY

    Like

    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      July 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm

      Pray to God it’s way too little way too late. Clinton saved his presidency by recognizing in his first year that he simply could not rule from the far left. They say Obama is not a stupid man, but I often have trouble believing it.

      Like

      • GP's avatar GP
        July 10, 2012 at 2:07 pm

        He is not a smart. He just has an ideology that he will not stray from. His commie roots go deep. No one will ever convince him to do something for the good of the people. He just wants the power.

        Like

  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:52 am

    CARNEY CORNERED ON OBAMA’S CHANGING TAX CUT STANCE
    This clown makes as much sense as a homo getting a vasectomy.
    (I was trying to come up with something derisive to say,and that just popped in my head.)
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/07/09/Carney-Cornered-On-Obama-Changing-Tax-Cut-Stance?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

    Like

  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 7:59 am

    INDICTMENT SHOWS BRIAN TERRY HAD TO USE BEANBAG AMMUNITION AGAINST MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL WITH ASSAULT RIFLES
    Ita a shame brave men are sacrificed for such a contemptuous pack of vermin
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/09/doj-indictment-shows-roe-forced-slain-border-patrol-agent-brian-terry-to-fire-bean-bags-at-drug-cartel-gunmen/

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:47 am

      The same policy that is killing our military.
      Don’t shoot!
      Just stand there and act mean.

      Like

      • bluebird of bitterness's avatar bluebird of bitterness
        July 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm

        Actually, I think acting mean has also been forbidden.

        Like

        • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
          July 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm

          I was about to say that. My sil had to suffer through his drill instructor stint under the obamadministration.

          He was forbidden to call his wannabesoldiers by their rank, because they were all Privates and it might make some of them feel bad to be referred to by a possibly sexually-charged term.

          And we know from how Democrats call us Teabaggers all the time how very SENSITIVE they are about not using labels that might possibly have a sexually-charged and demeaning interpretation.

          It makes me feel ever so much safer knowing that there are young men now wearing the uniform and carrying loaded rifles who might have gotten the vapors and been forced to drop out of boot camp because a Drill Instructor called them Privates.

          Like

    • What A Hoot's avatar What A Hoot
      July 11, 2012 at 12:58 am

      This grieves.

      Like

  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 8:06 am

    CADDELL: TAXES AND TRUST–THE ACHILLES HEEL OF OBAMACARE AND OBAMA;PART 1
    Caddell is a democrat pollster,but he’s no kool-aid drinker.This is worth reading
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/07/09/taxes-and-trust

    PART II
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/07/10/Taxes-andtrust-2

    Like

  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 8:08 am

    SOME OF YOU COMMENTED YESTERDAY HOW I CAN TOLERATE WATCHING THIS CRUD.
    Some time ago I explained I’ve beheaded and plucked plenty of yummy chickens
    I was knee-deep in cow manure on a regular basis
    I’ve had both arms up to the elbow in a cow to turn a calf that was breech
    I’ve eaten things that would make a goat puke(my first wife’s cooking)
    She wasn’t much of a cook,but she had other,uh,attributes
    That’s how I do it.

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:50 am

      So NOW I get you.
      You can tolerate this stuff because your wife is a good cook, and other things…
      Thank You Mrs. PP!

      Like

    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      July 10, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      When I had two kids in diapers and it was hotter than hades, I got really sick for a week or so and didn’t get around to rinsing out the poopy diapers that certain parties had put into the diaper pail with the poo still in them. There were maggots crawling around in there. I’d rather clean that diaper pail again than watch all the stuff Pete watches so we don’t have to. Thank you, Pete.

      Like

    • FranklytheNut's avatar FranklytheNut
      July 10, 2012 at 10:24 pm

      Betcha the COW wasn’t too thrilled, either, Pete!

      Like

  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 8:13 am

    YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT RATE JUMPS TO 16.8%
    All those fresh,innocent faces chanting:hope and change,hope and change
    Reality’s a bitch,ain’t it?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/07/generation-barack-youth-unemployment-rate-stuck-at-16-8/

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 9:52 am

      10 more shot last night in Chicago.
      I was just keep thinking that these kids need jobs!
      My father was a tough inner city kid.
      His father put him to work.
      These kids needs fathers!

      Like

      • bluebird of bitterness's avatar bluebird of bitterness
        July 10, 2012 at 12:07 pm

        GP, you hit the nail on the head. The vast majority of our criminal/prison population in this country consists of fatherless males. (No, I’m not saying they were virgin births; a sperm donor is not the same thing as a father.)

        Thanks, FDR and LBJ…

        Like

        • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
          July 10, 2012 at 2:06 pm

          I’ve heard that fatherlessness is THE most accurate predictor of criminal behavior. Not that some single moms don’t manage to turn out good kids, just that for most of them, the odds are stacked too much against them.

          I knew a single mom whose teen son was way more than she could handle. No ghetto. No black skin. Just a boy with a bad attitude who was a lot bigger and stronger than his mom. The law wouldn’t allow her to kick him out, because he was underage. She’d tried disciplining him, but he had responded so violently that she stopped. She was just that afraid of him.

          I babysat once for a single mom with a teen son. He was her youngest. I asked why she needed a sitter for a kid who was, after all, maybe two years younger than me and fully capable of taking care of himself and calling 911 if necessary. She said, “You’re not here to protect him. You’re here to protect my house from him.”

          Like

        • GruntOfMonteCristo's avatar GruntOfMonteCristo
          July 10, 2012 at 2:20 pm

          Y’all are so right. We know at least 4 or 5 single/divorced moms raising teen boys, and it seems most impossible when it gets to the point where the gals are afraid of the boys. At some point, there’s no influence any more, and no respect, and no one else to demand it of them. And then there’s the psychology with the boys, themselves. Good book called “Faith of the Fatherless” by Paul Vitz, where he documents how notoriously faithless boys become without a dad to lead them. God bless those boys who buck the trend – and those moms who succeed in it!

          Like

          • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
            July 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

            — and those men who step in to father the fatherless where they can.

            Like

            • bluebird of bitterness's avatar bluebird of bitterness
              July 10, 2012 at 7:19 pm

              I remember a mom who used to comment at Honey Trail telling us about how, after her good-for-nothing cheating husband abandoned her and their son, a group of men from her church and community stepped in to mentor her son and act as father figures to him. That’s exactly how churches and communities are supposed to work. We don’t need government programs for this. What we need government to do is to repeal and revoke policies and programs that discourage marriage and family formation, and reward and encourage illegitimacy, family dissolution, and irresponsible fatherhood.

              Like

  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 8:21 am

    CHICAGO MAYOR,TINY DANCER,APPEALS TO GANGSTAS’ “VALUES”– ‘GET AWAY FROM THAT KID’
    There have only been 275 murders here in Chi-Town.The thugs will have to get back to you on that ‘values’ thing,Rahmbo
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/chicago-mayor-appeals-gangsters-values-get-away-kid

    Like

  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 8:25 am

    CNN AIRS FALSE ACCUSATION THAT ROMNEY BROKE TAX LAWS
    When your attacks aren’t working,make something up.The media will happily play along.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/07/09/Fraud-CNN-Airs-False-Accusation-That-Romney-Broke-Tax-Laws

    Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 10:00 am

      It does not matter if it is true or not, spinning it so people will believe it is all the LSM does. If the romney campaign does not start to fight fire with fire, they will be burnt toast.
      Carville was on Don and Roma this morning with the same accusation. All they have to run barry on is that he is better because Romney is just a rich guy.
      When will Romney start coming out and saying it is OKAY to be successful, like Bill Gates, Stephen Spielberg, Warren Buffet and all the other billionaire dems. Look how many jobs are created by rich folk!
      Stop vilifying the rich and give credit where credit is do!

      Like

  21. GP's avatar GP
    July 10, 2012 at 9:22 am

    More on the first liar’s land deal with Rezco:
    http://www.wnd.com/2011/08/332929/

    Like

  22. GP's avatar GP
    July 10, 2012 at 10:14 am

    This is totally off topic, but it really brought me to tears. (be prepared)
    http://reginaholliday.blogspot.com/2012/07/final-lamaze-class.html
    Right now my grandmother is in a nursing home because she has too many health issues to stay at home. Worst of them all is that her memory is gone, so she has no idea who her family is, but she tells me all the time, she just wants her family. She tells me she loves me but does not even know my name. It breaks my heart to think that when her time comes, she might be alone. No one should have to live like this. No one should have to die like this.
    We are living too short, and dying too long.
    Take your health seriously, while you still can!

    Like

  23. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Everybody here knows my grandma was my rock when I was growing up.Grandpa passed in 1972,and by then they’d sold the livestock since I was married and gone and he’d gotten too old to do it himself.Grandma carried on by herself for some years,but she suffered a series of strokes in the 90’s that slowly took her mind.My aunt had moved in to take care of her but she finally became too much to handle.Aunt Gloria had to put deadbolt locks from the inside of her house,because granny would wander out the door in her nightgown in the middle of the night.The police picked her up walking down the street and she wouldn’t tell them where she lived.Everybody said her mind was completely gone.
    I took her to lunch one day,and as we were driving she looked at me in a moment of clarity and said:’it’s terrible when you have to bury your child.’
    My mom and oldest uncle were already gone,and I knew then she was not quite as bad as she let on.After my aunt put her in a nursing home,she deteriorated fast.I went to see her and talked to her for a long time,not knowing if she even heard me.I thanked her for always being there,always caring,always seeing what was right and what was wrong and put God and family before myself.
    Then I took that frail,bony hand that had made so many pies,scrubbed behind my ears,nursed so many sick animals back to health,helped me with my homework and steered me back on the right path when I drifted off course in my hand and gave it a squeeze.Somehow I knew it was the last time I would see her.She looked in my eyes and somehow seemed to say,it was all right.Her job was done and she was going to be next to the only man she’d ever slept with.It was up to me to take the life lessons I learned from her and pass them on to my children and grandchildren.
    Granny passed away two days later at age 84.There is scarcely a day that goes by when I don’t think of her.As it is with life,I’ve known great joy and a good deal of sorrow and pain.Death holds no terror for me,because I know at the other end of this thing called life,I did the best I could.And that’s all she ever asked of me.

    Like

    • GruntOfMonteCristo's avatar GruntOfMonteCristo
      July 10, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      Wonderfully said, Pete! Beautiful.

      Like

    • GP's avatar GP
      July 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      Good Grief PP,
      Double kleenex alert!
      I think we had the same grandma. I know, mine is still here, in body at least. But All grandma’s are that special.
      It was not easy being the child of teen parents, who never really had the time for us. But the silver lining was lots of grandparents and great grandparents.
      I only have one left, but how many people my age can say that!
      I feel lucky to have her, even though she is not really here for the most part.

      Like

  24. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
    July 10, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Re: the paternity of Rep. Federica Wilson … I’m thinking Flip Wilson is more likely. She should be run out of office for the flower alone. Yoiks!

    Like

  25. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    July 10, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Flip Wilson’s real first name was Clerow,in case anybody ever asks you.
    Feddy is a black woman (it has been rumored) and an elected liberal.That means she can be totally racist,corrupt to the core and steal anything she wants.Nobody dare say a word about it.

    Like

  26. mindful webworker's avatar A Mindful Webworker
    July 10, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    I struggled for much longer than the 13 second video deserved, but I could not get it to work. Maybe later. Meanwhile, here’s the audio, much less impressive. Siiigh. Webworking is haaard!

    Obama Tried (MP3)

    In a page at my place not worth going to.

    Like

  27. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
    July 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    I don’t understand how anyone can enjoy listening to that raucous noise, much less spend hours every day composing and performing it. OUCH.

    Like