THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

There is much crammed into my brain that I need to purge before i take my usual 3-4 hour morning nap.I reserve the right to revise and extend my remarks with each news item.

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FEDERICA WILSON HAS CONVINCED HRSELF SHE’S THE BLACK DALE EVANS

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Tomorrow is the State of the Union lie-a-thon.I am looking forward to it as much as one waits for the dentist to come in the room when you’re waiting for a root canal.It will be the same phony tripe as every year.Jobs,climate change,education,gun control,amnesty,taxing anything that moves.Nazi Pelousy has hand-picked a human prop from Sandy Hook and other dems always have a stable of victims at hand to hold up to show how much they ‘care.’

The mother of Hadiyah Pendleton,the young girl who was gunned down last week in Chicago, is Barry’s special guest.One wonders how that makes the families of the dozens of other families who have a member slaughtered in Chicago every week feel?

THE PREFERRED DRINK OF OBAMABOTS

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    POPE BENEDICT XVI ANNOUNCES HIS RESIGNATION EFFECTIVE FEB. 28
    Says he’s too old and tired to continue his ministry.At least he’s not claiming he wants to spend more time with his family.Maybe libs will claim he finally saw Chicago Jesus as the true divinity.
    http://news.yahoo.com/pope-resigning-feb-28-conclave-march-111658944.html

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NEW PLAN:MANDATORY GUN INSURANCE
    They’re pulling out all the stops to disarm the populace
    http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/09/the-next-gun-grab-scam-mandatory-insurance/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    PROOF THAT BOTOXIA IS OFF HER MEDS
    “We don’t have a spending problem.”
    Yeah,ITS NOT YOUR MONEY,YOU HAG!!!

    SHE DOESN’T WANT TO INFRINGE ON YOUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYk9gSH92mM&feature=player_embedded

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    OBAMA TO PROPOSE PAY RAISE FOR FEDERAL EMPLOYEES
    In North Korea the entire country is starving.All the food relief sent by the UN and humanitarian groups are confiscated by the regime and stockpiled in warehouses to feed the party elites and the army.They make sure the ones with guns stay happy and well-fed.Draw your own parallels.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/obama/2013/02/09/obama-propose-pay-raise-federal-workers

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Prime example of why govt should not be donating to third world dictators. It just keeps them in power. Just think how many schools we could build if we stopped this “aid”.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    HYSTERIA OVER DORNER LEADS COPS TO SHOOT AT INNOCENT PEOPLE
    According to reports I heard,they saw these two Hispanic women in a truck that looked like his and opened fire à la the final scene in Bonnie and Clyde.Here’s the kicker.At least 25 rounds were fired at the truck.One woman was cut by flying glass.Apparently neither sustained a gunshot wound.They have retained an attorney who is planning to file suit.No shit.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/02/hysteria_over_dorner_leads_cops_to_shoot_at_innocent_people.html

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    BRIDGETTE GABRIEL:MORE FACTS COMING OUT ABOUT BENGHAZI THAT WILL LEAVE AMERICANS FEELING SHOCKED AND AMAZED
    I completely disagree.Those of us non-kool aid drinkers are hard-pressed to find shock at anything this asshat does anymore.The others are just too stump-stupid to care.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXlp6Seq664&feature=player_embedded

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    PARENTS UPSET OVER SURVEY ASKING HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IF THEIR FAMILY OWNS GUNS
    I think this is part of the left’s plan to build a database of information to use for their own purposes.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/08/parents-upset-over-survey-asking-high-school-students-if-their-families-owned-guns/

    VIDEO:MAD MAXINE:BARRY HAS PUT IN PLACE A SECRET DATABASE THAT WILL HAVE EVERYTHING ON EVERYONE
    http://patdollard.com/2013/02/maxine-waters-obama-has-put-in-place-secret-database-with-everything-on-everyone/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    BLACK DALE EVANS CALLS FOR RESOLUTION TO HONOR ROOM-TEMPERATURE THUG,TRAYVON MARTIN
    Rest his soul,deep frying in Hell
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/02/08/florida-congresswoman-proposes-congressional-resolution-to-honor-trayvon-martin-calls-it-murder-and-racial-profiling/

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ACTRESS ELLEN BARKIN:AMERICAN PEOPLE BELONG TO OBAMA
    Who the hell is Ellen Barkin and why do we care?
    http://gopthedailydose.com/2013/02/08/actress-ellen-barkin-american-people-belong-to-obama/

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    • GP's avatar GP

      Another prime example of why these people become actors. They are too stupid to do anything but pretend they are someone else.

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      • Were they this stupid before they went into acting, or does being an actress make you stupid? Nearly all successful Hollywood actresses seem to have two traits in common: one, they are emaciated (you can’t get a decent role in a movie if you’re larger than a size two), and two, they are blithering idiots. Are the two related? Do all those years of adhering to near-starvation diets in order to stay so thin end up starving their brains and killing off brain cells?

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        • GP's avatar GP

          Good point. Poor nutrition does explain brain loss. But then there is Michael Moore, Rosanne Barr, and the new obese comediene Melissa something.
          Of course, obese people are technically starving as well. Check out this video:
          http://preventcanswers.ning.com/video/the-truth-about-obesity

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          • Yep, I realized a long time ago that large size does not equate to adequate nutrition! People never believe you when you tell them that someone as fat as (say) Michael Moore could be undernourished; they think if someone is getting enough calories, or too many calories in the case of the morbidly obese, they’re getting other nutrients as well. It’s really frustrating trying to persuade them that that is not the case. It’s even possible that they are suffering from parasites that rob them of nutrients, making them feel hungry all the time, even though they are overweight already.

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            • GP's avatar GP

              Send them to Dr. Trautman’s video. He explains it so well. He went around the world studying obese cultures. When understands what obesity really is, people can learn how to overcome it. I hate shows like the biggest loser because they make it look so horrible to lose weight. It can be done safely, with proper nutrition as the emphasis instead of boot camp workouts. All people need to do is walk!
              I am off for my walk…

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    JUDGE JUDY TRIES TO GIVE A LIFE LESSON TO OBAMABOT WHO WIPES HIS NOSE WITH HIS PALM
    And this parasite negated my vote.Just damn.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL-a-r7iJIU

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    PELOSI TO BRING NEWTOWN STUDENT TO SOTU
    The 4th grader is not actually a student at Sandy Hook,but her mother was willing to allow her to be used as a prop.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/09/Flanked-by-Tragedy-Pelosi-To-Bring-Newtown-Student-To-State-of-the-Union

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    BLACK FAMILY SUES DISNEYLAND OVER ALLEGED RACISM BY WHITE RABBIT CHARACTER
    A novel way to try to grab some free money
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/02/06/black-family-claims-disneyland-character-refused-to-touch-their-kids/

    ANOTHER BLACK FAMILY TRIES TO GET IN ON THE FREE MONEY
    This time is the racist Donald Duck.
    (he’s white,doncha know?)
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276002/Second-family-accuses-Disneyland-racism-Donald-Duck-refuses-hug-son.html

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    “I VOTED TWICE FOR OBAMA”
    Poor ignorant hag saw nothing wrong with casting absentee ballot AND casting another vote in person for her messiah.You have to wonder how many hundreds of thousands of others pulled the same thing.
    http://www.therightscoop.com/i-voted-twice-for-obama-obama-poll-worker-admits-on-camera/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WHY DID NBC CUT THE OPENING SKETCH FROM SNL THEN RELEASE IT ONLINE?
    It was a vile piece of shit that had GOP senators grilling an ersatz Chuck Hagel and end up volunteering to give oral to a donkey.A real liberal knee-slapper.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/10/why-did-nbc-cut-a-sketch-cut-from-snls-open-and-then-release-it-online/

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    • Why? Because, Republicans. Of course. Ha. Ha. Ha. Kneeslap. Didn’t & won’t watch. Did read about it.

      Even in the heyday, SNL was always, maybe, a one-chuckle-at-most show (in the way an old-fashioned analog stopped clock is by chance right twice a day), and that would be in the first half-hour. Last we watched SNL was last century, while Mrs Webworker’s childhood friend was on, and even that was sheerly from friend-duty. Although, she had a few good skits.

      This millennium, I would never know what was going on with pop and commercial and broadcast “culture” (as in, bacteria culture) if it weren’t for folks writing about it on blogs like this. Ignorance does have its consequences. At Thanksgiving I mis-pronounced “Verizon,” and my nephews laughed and hooted. I didn’t know how to pronounce “viagra,” either, until I READ someone (Dave Barry?) remarking it was intentionally rhymed with “Niagra.” Ha ha. Crazy, out-of-touch old man! I’m so out of it, I don’t care what any airhead celebs or newssqueakers think, say, or do. Alas, long since including Mrs’s uberliberal old friend.

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      • Maybe we should start a support group for people like us who are hopelessly out of touch with popular culture. When I’m stuck in a slow-moving line at the checkout and there’s nothing to do but read the headlines on tabloids, I can’t identify half the celebrities whose names are mentioned in them.

        As for SNL, it was funny back in the seventies, when they had Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi and Bill Murray and Gilda Radner. The problem was, I was still a kid at the time and lived with my parents, and my mother was extremely strict, so I couldn’t watch it if she was around. By the time I grew up and moved out and could watch whatever I wanted on TV, SNL wasn’t funny anymore. I just can’t win.

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        • GP's avatar GP

          I know! I look at the top ten stories on yahoo that people are reading, and I have no clue who these people are reading about. Of course, there are rarely any “real” news stories, just celebritrash gossip.

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    HANDICAPPED WOMAN REFUSES SMART METER,HAS HEAT CUT OFF IN THE DEAD OF WINTER
    Those liberals sure are a compassionate lot,aren’t they?
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/09/handicapped-woman-refuses-smart-meter-has-power-cut-in-the-dead-of-winter/

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I am disturbed by this story. Do any of you have “smart” meters? I don’t think that I do – I keep getting letters telling me how great they are, but I throw them all away. Maybe I have one now and don’t even know it.

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ERIC WITHHOLDER:BLACK JESUS DECIDES WHO HAS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND WHO DOESN’T
    Hey,Eric…bite me.
    http://patdollard.com/2013/02/eric-holder-obama-decides-whos-entitled-to-second-amendment-rights/

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WEEKS AFTER INAUGURATION,OBAMA PLANS MID-TERM FUNDRAISING BLITZ
    He’s finally going to share the wealth with his co-conspirators…as soon as he takes it from somebody else.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/weeks-after-inauguration-president-obama-plans-mid-term-fundraising-blitz/article/2520901

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ILLINOIS’ OWN JAN SCHAKOWSKY FOUND DR. CARSON’S SPEECH ‘INAPPROPRIATE’
    When asked about party affiliation Dr. Carson said: ‘If there were a logic party,I’d belong to it.”
    You can tell how afraid of him the democrats really are.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Zv3wmi3llQ

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  19. What A Hoot's avatar What A Hoot

    Netflix. OctoberBaby. Wow. Chrissy, if you have not seen it, it is a must. No netflix? email me and I will let you use mine for the day. Wow.

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  20. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Snake oil cartoon is clever! Feb 10 was Chinese New Year. It’s now a Snake year.

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