by | March 23, 2013 · 4:12 pm

Twitter Fun: Worst Movie Sequels

  • The Way We Were Before We Were Zombies
  • Thelma and Louise II: Zombie Road Trip
  • Zombie Poets Society
  • Indiana Jones: Escape from the Assisted Living Home
  • I Saw What You Did Last Summer Because You Posted the Pics on Facebook and I’m Totally Telling Your Mom
  • The Boy in the Housing Bubble
  • Annie Gets Her Gun Confiscated
  • Underpasses of Madison County
  • Blade Jogger
  • Schindler’s Lisp
  • Mutiny on the Bounty II: Mutiny Harder
  • The Raisins of Wrath
  • Seven Samurai and a Baby
  • 12 Premenstrual Women
  • Banned Metal Jacket
  • You’ve Got Spam
  • I Was Wrong. Mary’s Not That Special
  • The Bourne Overdue Book Notice
  • Dude 2: I Found My Car
  • Dude 3: I Lost My Keys
  • Last of the Mohicans II – We Found Another Mohican
  • Edward Tweezer Legs
  • Brotherhood of the Traveling Briefs
  • The Bridge on the River Kwai 2: Environmental Impact Statement
  • Ice Age 4: Global Warming
  • Gone with the Wind Farm
  • Children of the Ethanol
  • Total Recall: ObamaCare
  • Tres Misérable
  • Indiana Bloomberg and the Raiders of the 20oz Coke
  • The Joy Behar’s Outa Luck Club
  • A Fish Called Wanda Sykes
  • When Harry Met Pelosi
  • Honey, I Shrunk the GDP
  • What’s Mine is Yours 2: The Obama Economy
  • The $16 Trillion Man
  • Cars 3: Cash for Clunkers
  • A Fistful of Food Stamps
  • The Sequestration of the Lambs
  • DC Slickers 3: The Quest for Nancy’s Botox
  • Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Does Dallas
  • Debbie Does Dallas With Taxpayer Funded Contraception
  • Debbie Does Penicillin
  • Dumb, Dumber and Joe Biden
  • All the Vice President’s Gaffes
  • Barack and Michelle’s Excellent Adventures at Our Expense
  • Dr. Strangelove 2: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang II: Obama’s Car Won’t Start

Best in category:

Barack Obama’s Second Term

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4 responses to “Twitter Fun: Worst Movie Sequels”

  1. Ting's avatar Ting
    March 24, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    Barak Obama’s Second Term most definitely qualifies as the world’s worst sequel. The rest are funny, but the “winner” is down right spooky.

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  3. GruntOfMonteCristo's avatar GruntOfMonteCristo
    March 25, 2013 at 1:13 am

    I’m so stealing this list, Chrissy! Thanks!

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      March 25, 2013 at 10:40 am

      Steal away, Grunt. I swiped all (okay, most) of them from Twitchy.

      I do sometimes tweak a few of the tweets to improve them (or so I think) and maybe add a couple here and there when I think of them. SHORT aren’t my forte, but occasionally I think of something pithy all on my own.

      One of the above (last summer face book tell you mom) was originally two that I thought was funnier conflated. Angelaisms tweeted the totally telling your mom thing LOL.

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