The Moses of our time?

After MSNBC contributor Michael Eric Dyson uttered this dumber than dumb remark —

“Attorney General Eric Holder is the chief law giver of the United States so to speak. He’s the Moses of our time and at least for this administration.”

— Twitter hilarity naturally ensued.

• How embarrassing, thank goodness it was on MSNBC so no one heard it.
• Holder: “People of the United States, I bring to you these 10 – *crash* – I mean, 5! 5 amendments in the Bill of Rights!”

Moses – Ten Commandments – Mel Brooks

• I just found out Michael Eric Dyson’s doctorate is in RELIGION. Where is there a vice for my head?
• There’s no fool like an ‘educated’ fool.

• Moses of our time? Eric Holder is barely the Eric Holder of our time.
• They share at least one thing in common: “And Moses said unto the LORD, I am slow of speech.”

• Eric Holder killed an Egyptian?
• At least Moses didn’t blame the bush.

• Moses performed miracles with his staff. Holder made the constitution disappear with his.
• Moses: Met with God on Mt. Sinai. Holder: Met with guy with God Complex in Oval Office.

• Moses led his people out of Egypt. Holder turned his country into Venezuela.
• Eric Holder brought forth the tablets containing the Ten Suggestions.

• Let’s see Holder part Washington’s sea of red ink.
• I’m still waiting for him to part the Potomac.

• Moses’ meeting with God on the mountain top was “on the record.”
• Moses’ people got lost in the desert. So did Holder’s guns.

• At what point does Eric Holder simply tell reporters “kneel before Zod.”
  • Or Obama. Oh wait … maybe he already does that.

• These libs are embarrassing themselves with the way they worship the morons in charge. With Chris Matthews getting a tingle up his leg any time Obama opens his mouth, and now this Dyson moron considering Holder the Moses of our time, the libs continue to show that they truly are the stain on our country.
  • Like a stain on a blue dress.
    • mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm!