July 7, 2013
… Flags are hard.
July 6, 2013
- CNN anchors argue on air whether it is appropriate to describe the SFO plane crash as “horrifying.”
- Wolf Blitzer updates about passengers and crew still missing, “They don’t know where they are right now, uh, presumably, uh, they’re searching.”
- CNN asks a lady if she was shocked when she saw A PLANE CRASH. So much dumb in that question.
- Wolf Blitzer wonders aloud, “Did people get sucked out the back?”
- Wolf Blitzer obsesses for 30 mins about 60+ alleged ppl unaccounted for, even AFTER official press conf says only 1 still missing.
- Wolf Blitzer and Richard Quest ramble about passenger count. Apparently can’t do subtraction problem on air.
- Tweeter notes a cheap calculator could have saved about 40 minutes of broadcast news time.
- Tweeter begs CNN to give Wolf an abacus.
July 3, 2013
- Huge upheaval in one of the most geopolitically important nations in history. CNN gives priority to live coverage of Zimmerman trial.
- CNN airs statement from Egyptian military: Constitution suspended. President thrown out.
- CNN assures viewers they’ll get back to Zimmerman “in a moment.”
- CNN website refers to ousted Morsi as “Morsy.”
July 1, 2013
- Since you’re censoring one of the two, doesn’t that answer the question?
- Seriously? They spent TIME on this?
- That’s not fair and balanced! FOX would’ve had some crackers on that panel!
- Where would we be as a society without hard hitting journalism such as this?
- Question: N Word Vs. Cracker: Which is Worse? Answer: CNN.
May 6, 2013
… Flags are really, really hard.
Suggestions for new CNN logos
- Crap Not News
- Communist Nincompoop Network
- Not As Bad As MSNBC
Sources:
- http://twitchy.com/2013/07/03/oh-snap-rob-lowe-busts-cnn-for-zimmerman-fixation-ignoring-coup-in-egypt/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/07/07/wolf-blitzer-math-is-hard-cnn-coverage-of-boeing-777-crash-gets-failing-grade/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/07/07/whoops-this-is-cnn-cnn-confuses-egypts-flag-with-syrias-flag-pic/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/07/01/at-last-cnns-expert-panel-tackles-n-word-vs-cracker-debate/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/05/08/oops-piers-morgan-spots-american-flag-at-cleveland-home-but-its-a-puerto-rican-flag/
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LOL
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About the only two flags that I could understand someone confusing (and even here it’s not that hard) are
and
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You can buy 1 flag and fly it in two different countries (just turn it upside down)!
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How convenient for those of Indonesian-Polish descent. LOL
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Plus there’s like WIKIPEDIA and, you know, BOOKS, where a person can go look up crap like this. And maybe even the name of the flag graphic might you know possible JUST POSSIBLY include the name of the country the flag belongs to. Or something.
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Due to the Obamacare employer mandate, CNN was forced to cut back the hours of the guy in charge of looking up flags and stuff.
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LOLOLOLOL
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