Posted by Pistol Pete
Just wow. I have so much Halloween stuff I may have to post some the next couple days to fit it all in.
Hope you don’t mind. Personally,I’m sick of libs and their sycophant press scrambing to look like they’re indignant about Barry’s lies and making excuses for him at the same time. It appears the dems and rinos alike who still have to answer to their constituents to pretend they’ve been innocent bystanders. The one that really irritates me is Linda Grahamnesty suddenly getting tough on amnesty and the Bamster’s nominees.
One thing that all true liberals seem to have in common is a lying tongue,a pathological need to spend other peoples’ money and empty,soulless eyes. That happens when you delight in the slaughter of unborn children and have to hide the canker you bear inside. I constantly pray that somehow,someday while we’re still in this world that the Lord grants some retribution for the sins perpetrated on His children.
OK,enough negativity…let’s have some fun!
Believe it or not,this is a pumpkin,done by a professional scultor and his crew using only spoons and scalpels.I have a link to a lot of examples of their work.These are really stunning.
h/t Legal Insurrection
THE SQUIRRELS IN HILLARY’S PANTIES ARE MATING AT THE MOMENT

















Bulky troops turn to liposuction to pass fat test
Being overweight never seemed to be much of a problem before….I guess this is the new Army
http://news.yahoo.com/bulky-troops-turn-liposuction-pass-fat-test-153233372.html
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Frightfully good carving: Pumpkins are transformed into glowing masterpieces by professional sculptors in time for Halloween
This is the link to the professionally-carved pumpkins
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478829/Halloween-pumpkins-professional-sculptors-glowing-masterpieces.html#ixzz2j89z7VRZ
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The video at the bottom is funny … giant pumpkin boats … pumpkin catapults.
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Obamacare and the Death of Liberalism
Couldn’t be soon enough for me.
BREAKING NEWS!! The latest official excuse:’you can keep your old plan if the insurer doesn’t change it.'(which they have to to comply with all the impossible new provisions.that makes the insurance company the bad guy.
http://spectator.org/archives/2013/10/29/obamacare-and-the-death-of-lib/
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… impossible provisions we knew were impossible when we wrote them because our intention has always been to force everyone into a single government run plan.
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Stewart REALLY goes off on the arrogant buffoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u5JGdf7z58
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:40 ROFLLLLL!! …….. Oh my … the CNN live enrollment thing is incredible. LOLOL 3:25 Oh goodie! Congress is on the case. … “and I was there” ROFLLL … Darlene ……. ::snort:: …. Did they all really get TOLD to say “fix it not nix it”? I like the Shakespeare version better! LOL
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Good one!
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Obama’s Clueless Shtick Wearing Thin
Didn’t know about Benghazi
Didn’t know about NSA spy program on our allies
Didn’t know about Obamacare
Didn’t know you make less on a part-time job than a full-time one
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/10/obamas_clueless_shtick_wearing_thin.html
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Unsuspecting Mother of Two Unruly Kids Was Trying to Have a Nice Dinner — the Man Next to Her Sent This Note and Changed Her Night
one of her children has Asperger’s and ADHD;read beautiful note left by man sitting next to them.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/29/unsuspecting-mother-of-two-unruly-kids-was-trying-to-have-a-nice-dinner-the-man-next-to-her-sent-this-note-and-changed-her-night/
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Kleenex alert!
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Poll: 76 percent believe in God, 38 percent do what God asks
What are you going to tell the poll taker?No,I don’t believe in God?
This number must include those who get dressed up,go to a black church and profess love for their fellow man…as long as they’re the same color.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/poll-76-believe-in-god-38-do-what-god-asks/article/2537977
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See the Anti-Obamacare Ad the RNC Is Running During ‘The Daily Show’
The RNC has finally figured out this guy is the Walter Cronkite to the under-30 crowd
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/29/see-the-anti-obamacare-ad-the-rnc-is-running-during-the-daily-show/
They even got a Michael Moore lookalike to play Obamacare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d5Hjc5j4Sw
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Baton Rouge: 8th Grader Lights His Substitute Teacher’s Burka On Fire
Stop snickering!This is tragic stuff
http://patdollard.com/2013/10/baton-rouge-8th-grader-lit-his-substitute-teachers-hijab-on-fire/
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It is absolutely unacceptable to torch a hijab…unless you are a ticked off male relative of the woman inside it; then it’s totally ok.
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But she has to do something to deserve it. Like getting raped or burning the hummus.
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He could of just force fed her a hot dog.
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Hey, there’s an idea…
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Tweeting Bra: Sends Tweets Every Time It’s Unclasped
from blazing burkas to tweeting bras,Pete runs the gamut
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/28/Tweeting-Bra-Sends-Tweets-Every-Time-It-s-Unclasped
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You know those apps that will email or tweet you every time something appears on a particular person or subject? I think Pete’s says BRA. tee hee
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Don’t forget penis….I have one of those for tomorrow where a guy cut his own willie off.
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‘He Was Probably High’: Liquor Store Burglar’s Ghost Costume Hurt More Than It Helped
Wonder what his first clue was?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/21/he-was-probably-high-liquor-store-burglars-ghost-costume-hurt-more-than-it-helped/
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Besitos are hugs
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!
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What a cutie — I expect she has Papi wrapped around her little finger.
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Thousands Help Fill Dying Man’s Room With Photos
This is just awesome!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/thousands-help-fill-dying-man-s-room-with-photos-171936636.html?vp=1
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That’s one way to test their knowledge: Teacher giving a lecture to nursing students is saved by them when her heart stops
Good thing she wasn’t giving a lecture on climate change
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478196/Thats-way-test-knowledge-Teacher-giving-lecture-nursing-students-saved-heart-stops.html#ixzz2j8Ka4WsA
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Now we know why DHS scooped up 1.6 billion rounds of ammo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9iHYec8eFg
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October 31 is the highest holy day (Samhain) in the Satanic church. November 1 is the Feast of All Saints for Catholics. Just sayin’ …
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“Becoming Greece” … well duh. And how long have we been SAYING THIS?! I feel like a broken record I’ve said this so often.
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Another Democrat Success Story… Detroit Plans to Cut Pensions by 84% And Pay Only 16¢ on the Dollar
Coming soon to a liberal toilet near you
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/another-democrat-success-story-detroit-plans-to-cut-pensions-by-84-or-16%c2%a2-on-the-dollar/
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Becoming like Greece … what the government gives, the government can take away. This has been CLEARLY COMING since the Democrats took over in January 2007.
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GOP Senator Calls Reid ‘An Absolute A**hole’
Sen. Coburn,calling that disgusting little prick an a**hole is an insult to a**holes everywhere
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/29/gop-senator-calls-reid-an-absolute-ahole/
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::snorting over Pete’s insult priorities … penis = manhood, asshole = waste removal::
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There’s a scene in End of Days that sums up Satan’s attitude toward his own followers. Two of them are murdered in an alley. The man Satan has possessed says of one of them, “You, I still have use for,” then brings her back to life. The other one he sneers at.
The scene isn’t in the trailer, but here it is in case you don’t remember the movie. I quite liked it (even if Arnie did turn out to be an adulterous bastard IRL). Some of the theology is totally whacked, but some of it is really on target. And the final battle is awesome, especially where the warrior guy realizes the battle is spiritual and figures out how to defeat Satan.
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ObamaCare Schaden-Fraud
We are, however, having a delicious moment of schaden-fraud. This is the magnificent validation we are experiencing as all elected Democrats and members of the Jurassic media are fast discovering that the man and the plan they have so arrogantly shoved down our throats – and so naively placed their hopes in — are simultaneously being exposed as shams.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/10/obamacare_schaden-fraud.html#ixzz2j8OkgIvy
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And Satan is dancing in celebration at their destruction … cuz he hates his own followers as much as he hates God and God’s followers.
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Word Geek Report: Enjoying other people’s troubles is called schadenfreude, pronounced SHAH den FROY duh.
By calling it “schaden-fraud” (pron SHAH den FRAUD), the AT author is making a play on schadenfreude while referencing the big lie O’care has always been
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This is a really GOOD ARTICLE!
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Outstanding.
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Megyn Kelly has no patience for liberals that shuck and jive and refuse to give a direct answer
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You should definitely listen through the first 4 and a half minutes. Democrat shill Mark Hannah pulls out his rose-colored glasses to totally ignore the point Megyn Kelly made … which is OBAMA KNEW HE WAS LYING. The part by Kristen Soltis Anderson after 6 minutes is good too. Pay attention to how clear and informative the Republican is versus how slippery and evasive the Democrat it. That’s typical of every partisan debate I’ve ever seen. The only time I’ve seen a modern Republican sounding slippery and evasive, it’s when it’s someone like John McCain who has sold his mivonks to the Obama Democrats and has to stand up in public and try to defend their indefensible policies.
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave…
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To those who happen by:if you can’t find anything of interest,then I’ve fallen short of my own expectations…or you’re too fussy.
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Just for me … I’ve been here for about two hours! Great post, Pete.
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Sue Klinkhamer worked in the office of Representative Bill Foster, a Democrat from Illinois. Her boss voted for Obamacare and she was a proud defender of Obamacare, too.
Sue isn’t defending Obamacare anymore. She noted that President Obama had promised many times: “If you like your health plan, you will keep it.” She now knows this was wrong.
Her insurance plan has cost $225 a month with a $2,500 deductible. But then her health care company sent a letter a few weeks ago. Blue Cross just informed her that, because of O’care, her premiums will go up to $647 per month starting in January.
If she wants a cheaper plan, she can go with the one that will be $322, but her deductible will jump to $6,500.
Sue says now, “I was excited that previously uninsured people could now get insurance on the open market. But this is not affordable to me.”
http://www.catholicvote.org/i-spent-two-years-defending-obamacare-i-have-now-learned-that-i-was-wrong/
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“But Sue, don’t you know you just had a lousy plan and your new one will be so much better. Just wait and see.”
demoncRAT talking points
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Cuz Sue … you’re too STOOOOOPID to have ever shopped for a plan and picked a GOOD one. Duh you!
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No kidding. I’m 59 years old, and Obama and Sebelius are telling me I need a health plan that covers maternity care. What a bunch of jackasses.
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