PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Mindful:thank you for your kind words yesterday. Commenters are gratifying because it means I’ve motivated someone to join the conversation. But my opening comment yesterday was due to the hits per hour this site gets. I take my posting priveleges seriously,but I don’t have the skill Chrissy does to insert awesome graphics,charts and references. Any idiot can copy and paste,but I try to use humor and my capacity for sick and perverse commentary to make people want to check daily to see what that idiot came up with today. In a pressure cooker world I try to be the release valve so you can be comforted by the fact that no matter how bad things are for you,at least you ain’t me.

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY’S GETTING COAL IN THEIR STOCKING THIS YEAR

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden

Heaven _ Evangelical Girl

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31 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DO NOT,UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LOG ON TO THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE AND ENTER ANY INFORMATION.iT WILL BE STOLEN INSTANTLY.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Texas Planned Parenthood office reopens thanks to taxpayer funding from Obama admin.
    Chicago jesus comes to the rescue of women who want to slaughter their babies. How nice of him.
    http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/obamas-use-of-tax-dollars-reopens-texas-planned-parenthood-office?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LifesitenewscomLatestHeadlines+%28LifeSiteNews.com+Latest+Headlines%29

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    First lady rallies on Obamacare: ‘There but for the grace of God go I’
    “We don’t believe in handouts. We don’t think anyone should get a free ride,” she said Monday afternoon in a speech at the Sheraton Hotel and Towers.
    Yup,she actually said that.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-rallies-on-obamacare-there-but-for-the-grace-of-god-go-i/article/2539422

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Ryan: No need to worry about another shutdown
    The former VP nominee has ceded all power to the man-child.He is free to do as he pleases.Thats how you get reelected in a democrat-majority district.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/budget/190797-ryan-says-there-will-not-be-a-january-shutdown

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      Well, Ryan waved some Obamacare numbers around and we all thought that maybe, just maybe, it would sink in and some Dems would defect and defeat the beast. But Ryan was not persuasive enough. And he was not persuasive enough to get Romney over the finish line. I am not impressed with his policy or his political acumen, but the guy does know his numbers.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    today,the grave of the late John F. Kennedy’s gravesite was besmirched and sullied by the wreath-laying ceremony attended by King barry I and his muskox along with Sir William The Impeached and the Butcher of Benghazi.Later today he will present the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Slick Wille,Orca the Ingrate and 14 others.The only two I agree with are Ernie Banks and Loretta Lynn.I didn’t think there was an indoor facility that would hold those hyper-inflated egos.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/08/guess-whos-getting-the-presidential-medal-of-freedom/

    HELP ME GET MY BLACK ASS OUT OF THIS MESS
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtiLn6gIs28

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    George W Bush and the former First Lady were on Leno last night.
    I remember being angry with him for a number of things;
    the steel tariffs,letting The Swimmer write the education bill,signing TARP,etc.
    But I never questioned that he loved this country and had and still does hold a deep and abiding respect for our military.This link contains the entire interview in 4 youtubes.I did not post them all in the interest of saving bandwidth.Please feel free to watch the ones you have time for.

    President George W. Bush on Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I’m sure you’ve heard that George Zimmerman was accused by his new girlfriend of pointing a shotgun at her.Poor guy must be cracking up…guilty conscience for getting away with killing St. Skittles?
    Not so fast..his girlfriend is apparently looking to make some quick money.
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/11/zimmerman-girlfriend-shopping-interview-for-money-prior-to-911-call/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Apparently they’re putting the chocolate nightmare out front for Barry to hide behind.She says he’s always in the bathroom singing.What do you suppose he’s singing?
    My bet is:’hold on,I’m coming.’
    I never said I had any class.

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NHTSA May Mandate That New Cars Broadcast Location, Direction and Speed
    My grandchildren will end up having government as co-pilot.Glad I’ll never afford a new car.
    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/nhtsa-may-mandate-new-cars-broadcast-location-direction-and-speed#sthash.VYqtg4gq.dpuf

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Government Workers Stop Texas Drivers To Gather DNA Samples
    We’re doing a survey…we need your DNA,saliva and blood samples
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/shock-report-government-workers-stop-texas-drivers-to-gather-dna-samples/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj2kwEWiem4

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Public Union Employees Strike Over 14.5% Raise
    Our state is tens of billions in debt
    We have the poorest credit rating of the entire 50 states
    We are the most likely to default on our loans
    Public retirees are being dumped into Obamacare
    AFSCME turned down a 14.5% raise and public funding for 90% of their healthcare.
    Gov. Quinn bought his seat with union money and they’re not about to let him forget it.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/unreal-public-union-employees-strike-over-14-5-raise/

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      Good grief. Things are really out of control there. I had no idea…. I guess this is what we have to look forward to with that goofball McCauliffe.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Blue Light Special: Tickets To Obama Fundraiser In Liberal California Now 50 Percent Off…
    They’ll soon be paying crowds to show up for this phony.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/11/19/blue-light-special-tickets-to-obama-fundraiser-in-liberal-california-now-50-percent-off/

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Rice: Obama not feeling down over low poll numbers
    She’ll prolly be on all the Sunday shows to assure the country that this narcissistic prick with no heart don’t feel too bad about ruining milllions of peoples’ lives.They can’t touch him anyway.That was the idea.
    http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2013/11/19/rice-obama-not-feeling-down-over-low-poll-numbers-n1749766

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    After Looking at This Water Slide, It Will Make a Lot of Sense Why Its Name Literally Translates to ‘Insane’
    This slide won’t be finished until 2014,but if you are looking forward to riding it,you’re a better person than I am
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/20/after-looking-at-this-water-slide-it-will-make-a-lot-of-sense-why-its-name-literally-translates-to-insane/

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Priceless…Se-Libelous tries to enroll someone into O-Care and the site crashes.
    Her reaction:’uh oh’
    What a repulsive hag

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Senate immigration bill to boost House Democrats by 2020
    The Senate’s immigration bill would transfer another eight House seats to Democratic-dominated states before many of the extra immigrants become citizens, according to a new study by the Center on Immigration Studies
    That cowardly bastard Boehner will sell the country out as long as he gets his money..

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/20/senate-immigration-bill-to-boost-house-democrats-by-2020/#ixzz2lDiPd1d4

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Chris Cuomo thinks he can treat Ted Cruz like a punk.
    Didn’t turn out too well for him.

    UGH: CNN host tries to LECTURE Ted Cruz on his ‘job as a Senator’ …Cruz hits back

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    O blames his woes on Republicans.
    That’s like losing a football game and blaming the other sides’ cheerleaders.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et1vsOP5dg

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