PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

First,let me thank my buddy Chrissy for the WalMart thread. I left a joke reply about beating a 75 year old woman with my shoe over the last power cart. However,something that DID happen yesterday…a black man about my age stopped me in the grocery section. He had a few canned goods and a Bible with him and said as how he was living in his car,supporting 3 kids and had no money for food. After I politely refused he asked if I wanted him to pray for something. I should have asked him to pray for himself. I was a little uncomfortable turning him down,but at the checkout I heard he was all over the store asking for money. Management was looking for him because store policy forbids panhandlers. I have nothing against helping those less fortunate than we are,but I have a youtube of John Stossel to post today where he shows how lucrative begging can be.

FOR CHRISSY AND ALL CAT LOVERS

(loved the post yesterday…DW cracked up)

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[CtH: Note to self: print the following in very large font on cardstock and post prominently above monitor … I WILL NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING PETE’S POSTS!!! … I wonder if I can get a sinus infection from snorking yogurt.]

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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

[CtH: Wow, somebody did an absolutely BRILLIANT job of screen grabbing for that. Stealing for Facebook. TYPP! (Thank You, Pistol Pete!)]

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[CtH google translated: “The Law Is What I Say It Is”]

Howzabout a fish fry?This is a rare long-nosed chimaera,only the second ever caught. It was snagged in 3,000 feet of water off the northern coast of Canada. It’s almost as ugly as Henry Waxman. The noses are of similar dimensions.

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[CtH: Nope, not Waxman I’m thinking. It’s in the family Rhinochimaeridae, so definitely one of John McCain’s BFFs. Note: First dorsal spine contains a mildly poisonous venom. So yeah … butt ugly, can make you sick if you get too close. RINO!]

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[CtH: Creepily brilliant toon. Hope you don’t mind me reposting with references, Pete.]

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HANG IN THERE,FUN STUFF TOMORROW

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Breaking: James O’Keefe Tweets Sebelius – “Might Want to Cancel Your Plans Tomorrow”
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/breaking-james-okeefe-tweets-sebelius-might-want-to-cancel-your-plans-tomorrow/

    The news:
    Se-Libelous -linked Enroll America caught on tape offering to give enrollees personal information to a political PAC.
    ‘This Conversation Never Happened’: Latest Undercover Obamacare Video May Create Problems for ‘Nonpartisan’ Enroll America
    Tarango also assures the undercover Project Veritas staffer that “if we can do it, we’re going to get the list” and references what he calls rule number 17: “Do whatever it f***ing takes.”

    Due to Enroll America’s 501 (c)(3) status, Tarango at one point tells the fake official, “this conversation never happened.”

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/20/this-conversation-never-happened-latest-undercover-obamacare-video-may-create-problems-for-nonpartisan-enroll-america/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Sen. Harry Reid Gets Ready to Go Nuclear
    They’re democrats…they don’t have to abide by the same laws republicans do!If we don’t like the rules,we’ll just change them.
    http://www.nationaljournal.com/congress/sen-harry-reid-gets-ready-to-go-nuclear-20131121

    Barry felt differently not so long ago.

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Reining in America’s Greatest Lawbreaker, President Obama
    No person, corporation, union boss or corporate CEO — no criminal — who has violated the law could count every American as their victims. President Obama can.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/11/reining_in_americas_greatest_lawbreaker_president_obama.html#ixzz2lIldMWHa

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House grabs 2010 census power
    Their cheating never stops…ever.
    http://www.wnd.com/2009/02/88302/

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    • GP's avatar GP

      We know this is how they got control of IL. so it is no surprise it is going nationwide. IL is mostly a red state, but is gerrymandered so that each district favors demwits.
      My MIL, who lives in the burbs has had Bobby Rush as her rep for years. She is so sickened by it. Who can she call? Dick Durbin?
      This gest people discouraged and they stop voting. The dems bus in their sheep, and they stay in power.
      The only way the GOP will win a nationwide election is if there is a landslide. Anything else will be stolen.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Trashes America to Save ObamaCare
    He could care less about the country.He just needs to find someone to blame for his own abject failure.
    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials-obama-care/112013-680068-obamas-run-down-america-to-save-obamacare.htm

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Abbott And Costello Do Unemployment
    h/t to raised on hoecakes
    COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in the U.S.A.

    ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 7.8%.

    COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

    ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%

    COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.

    ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.

    COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.

    ABBOTT: No, that’s 14.7%.

    COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 14.7% unemployed.

    ABBOTT: No, that’s 7.8%.

    COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?

    ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.

    COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

    ABBOTT: No, the Government said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to be looking for work to be unemployed.

    COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

    ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

    COSTELLO: What point?

    ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who do look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

    COSTELLO: To whom?

    ABBOTT: The unemployed.

    COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

    ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

    COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment rolls that would count as less unemployment?

    ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

    COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?

    ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it would be 14.7%. Our govt. doesn’t want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.

    COSTELLO: That would be tough on those running for re-election.

    ABBOTT: Absolutely!

    COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

    ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

    COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

    ABBOTT: Correct.

    COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

    ABBOTT: Bingo.

    COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

    ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.

    COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

    ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like the Government.

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    40 GOP House Members Join Lawsuit That Could Give Justice Roberts an Obamacare ‘Do-Over’
    I still think the NSA has something on Roberts.That’s just how Obama operates.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/19/40-GOP-House-Members-Join-Origination-Clause-Lawsuit-That-Could-Give-Justice-Roberts-an-Obamacare-Do-Over

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Palin to visit MOA to sign new book, which touts saying ‘Merry Christmas!’
    Were I a betting man,I’d bet a whole bunch of people will show up tomorrow to see Mrs. Palin.
    http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/232652941.html

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    On Further Review, the Shutdown May Have Been a Win
    Republicans were blamed for the shutdown–but not much more than the president. The shutdown also reminded voters that the GOP stands firmly for repeal. It also saw the Democrats cast votes against delaying or amending Obamacare
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/11/21/On-Further-Review-the-Shutdown-May-Have-Been-a-Win

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    • Poll numbers showed a small shutdown dip followed by recovery for GOP approvals. Approval for Dems is now in the toilet. So yeah … I’d say WIN.

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      • I like this!

        “Democrats should have taken Republicans’ offer to fund the federal government but delay the individual mandate for a year. Look at all they would have avoided: the public loss of trust in President Obama; the outrage over being forced to buy insurance on a faulty website after losing individual coverage; and, above all, the collapse of public confidence in the prospects of big government.”

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘That Was A Loaded Question There, Luke!’: Republican Rep. Chaffetz Calls Russert Out
    His last name may be Russert,but he’s nowhere near the man his dad was.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2013/11/19/was-loaded-question-there-luke-republican-rep-chaffetz-calls-russe#ixzz2lIsKkhum

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Some of our guys are learning how the left rolls.Good on them.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Kids, parents fight back after humanist group threatens another school over Christmas toy drive
    What the heck is a ‘humanist?Can you buy tjem by the bag at Costco?
    They’re just another bunch of publicity-seeking pukes like the Westboro trash that delights in causing as much pain as they can as long as it doesn’t cost them anything.
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/11/21/kids-parents-fight-back-after-humanist-group-threatens-another-school-over/

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    • “Humanism” is atheism dressed up to look compassionate. It’s the “we don’t need no stinkin’ god to be good people who care” crowd. Except they’re not good people and they don’t care.

      Well, most of them don’t. There are a few groups here and there I suppose. But they don’t SLAM Christians for doing good; they work with us.

      I know there’s an Atheists for Life group. They have a great slogan … “Call us crazy but we just think dismemberment is wrong.” Really gets the “oh noes waterboarding” Lefties right in the mivonks.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid and Dems Pass Overturn 1806 Senate Rule & Pass ‘Nuclear Option’
    Well,the vile little toad overturned a rule that had been in effect for 207 years.Would it be un-Christianly of me to wish this turd a slow and painful demise???Soon???
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/breaking-harry-reid-and-senate-democrats-pass-nuclear-option/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    That’s it!I can’t take any more.I am so sick of the f**king democrats stomping all over the constitution with no consequence I just want to scream.They plan to pack the courts with as many judges as they want to carry on the liberal legacy when they’ve all taken their stolen money and headed off.
    ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!I AM SO PISSED!!!

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