PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. A day for flowers,candy,romantic dinners and cards. For me,it’s one more day until the merciful end of Vermont Teddy Bear,Pro Flowers.com,and those nauseating Pajama Gram commercials. We’re sharing our special day with our overnight guests,Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate a special day.

YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE YOUR WEINER OUT IN BAD WEATHER

IN THE SPITE HOUSE,EVEN THE DOGS DINE OFF FINE CHINA AND CRYSTAL

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Senate overcomes filibuster on clean debt-ceiling hike — with a dozen Republican votes
    Ted Cruz vowed yesterday that he’d object if Reid tried to make this easy for Republicans by passing the bill with a simple majority voice vote. Sixty votes or bust, said Cruz, just like it is for cloture on any other bill. Make everyone stand up and be counted. And so the suspense mounted: Could Mitch McConnell find five Republicans willing to join 55 Democrats in breaking a filibuster of a clean debt-ceiling hike?

    He found 12. One of whom is named “Mitch McConnell.”
    GOP Senators voting to break filibuster:
    Barrasso
    Collins
    Corker
    Cornyn
    Flake
    Johanns(retiring)
    Hatch
    Kirk
    McCain
    McConnell
    Murkowski
    Thune
    Mctraitor’s primary opponent,Matt Bevin is not connecting with Kentucky voters the way Rand Paul did.With the full weight of the party behind him,Bitchy Mitchy should defeat Bevin easily.Then he will likely get crushed by Alison Grimes in the general because he’s not too popular among republican voters.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/12/senate-overcomes-filibuster-on-clean-debt-ceiling-hike-with-a-dozen-republican-votes/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Holder: State Laws That Bar Felons From Voting Are ‘Too Unjust to Tolerate’
    they and they alone decide what is just and what is not
    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/holder-state-laws-bar-felons-voting-are-too-unjust-tolerate#sthash.TKkmANcP.dpuf

    THE REAL REASON?
    Reason Why Holder Wants Felons To Vote: More Than 20% of Blacks In Swing States Can’t Vote Because They’ve Been Convicted of a Felony
    Was there any doubt??
    In Florida, more than one in five black adults can’t vote. Not because they lack citizenship or haven’t registered, but because they have, at some point, been convicted of a felony.
    http://weaselzippers.us/173573-reason-why-holder-wants-felons-to-vote-more-than-20-of-blacks-in-swing-states-cant-vote-because-theyve-been-convicted-of-a-felony/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Liberal Constitutional Lawyer says left is SILENT on Obama lawlessness because of ‘CULT OF PERSONALITY’
    I’m afraid this is beginning to border on a cult of personality for people on the left. I happen to agree with many of President Obama’s policies. But in our system it is often as important how you how you do something as what you do. I think that many people will look back at this period in history and see nothing but confusion as to why people remained so silent when the president asserted these types of unilateral actions. You have a president who is claiming the right to basically rewrite or ignore or negate federal laws. That is a very dangerous thing. It has nothing to do with the policies, it has to do with the power.

    Liberal Constitutional Lawyer says left is SILENT on Obama lawlessness because of ‘CULT OF PERSONALITY’

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      “beginning to border” … where has this twit been since 2008? It should’ve been crystal clear the instant MSNBC went all Tingles that it was a cult of personality.

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      “it has to do with the power” … if this numbnuts had been paying attention, he’d have seen this in 2009 when Barack “LovesMeSomeFidelandHugo” Obama sided with the usurping Zelaya over the Hondurans defending their Constitution.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    This is the county next to where I live.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Reid: Finally, Republicans are “regaining their grip on sanity”
    They’re realizing who their masters are…so they want to keep their share of the tax pie
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/12/harry-reid-finally-republicans-are-regaining-their-grip-on-sanity/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    How does he manage such a grueling schedule?By planning his getaway this weekend,thats how.

    Obama Schedule || Thursday, February 13, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on February 12, 2014, 7:19 pm

    11:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing

    All times Eastern
    Live stream of White House briefing at 12:45 pm

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama plans bachelor Valentine’s Day golfing weekend in California
    President Obama is traveling to California on Friday to discuss the severe drought that is threatening farmers’ livelihood and meet with the king of Jordan.

    But he is also going to spend the weekend relaxing at Sunnylands, a desert estate in Rancho Mirage, Calif.

    The president will spend the evening of Valentine’s Day dining with King Abdullah II of Jordan followed by two days of golf, according to a senior administration official to the New York Times.

    The forecast in Rancho Mirage is calling for temperatures in the upper 80’s.

    The Times reports that Michelle Obama and his daughters “will be away on their own travels” over the weekend.

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    None of The Network Newscasts Reporting Ray Nagin’s Corruption Conviction Bother To Mention He’s A Democrat…
    Winner of the most unsurprising news of the day.
    http://weaselzippers.us/173578-none-of-the-network-newscasts-reporting-ray-nagins-corruption-conviction-bother-to-mention-hes-a-democrat/

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Here’s How Jay Carney Tried to Explain Why Obama Named So Many Mega-Donors as Ambassadors
    Jonathan Karls own network,ABC,wouldn’t run this on their broadcast.Still protecting their messiah.
    Jonathon Karl of ABC asked whether Obama’s nominee for the ambassador to France – a post vacant since November — will “be someone who has donated or bundled or helped raise $500,000 or more for the Obama campaign?

    Carney seemed dismissive.

    “As you know, being a donor to the president’s campaign does not guarantee you a job in the administration but it does not prevent you from getting one,”

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/12/heres-how-jay-carney-tried-to-explain-why-obama-named-so-many-mega-donors-as-ambassadors/

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Being a donor or having some kind of dirt on someone important is the ONLY prerequisite for a job in this administration.

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    GOP Bill Will Force WH State Dinners to Abide By Michelle O’s School Cafeteria Calorie Caps
    Well,there’s some landmark legislation for you.Let us make this settled law with all due speed.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/02/gop-bill-will-force-wh-state-dinners-to-abide-by-michelle-os-school-cafeteria-calorie-caps/

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Senate Dems to IRS: You’re our only hope
    Waahhh!!How can we win if we don’t have a boatload of unfair advantages??
    Senate Democrats facing tough elections this year want the Internal Revenue Service to play a more aggressive role in regulating outside groups expected to spend millions of dollars on their races.

    In the wake of the IRS targeting scandal, the Democrats are publicly prodding the agency instead of lobbying them directly.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/13/senate-dems-to-irs-youre-our-only-hope/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Two Americas: The Economy and How Democrats Win Elections
    President Obama is dividing America into two nations—one rich, the other increasingly poor, and both more likely to elect Democrats. Americans growing richer support his policies, and those growing poorer are increasingly dependent on Democratic politicians for government handouts.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/02/13/Obamas-Two-Americas-The-Economy-and-How-Democrats-Win-Elections

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    John McCain says Mitch McConnell faces a ‘very tough’ primary challenge
    Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., thinks he faces a “tough” battle, made tougher by his vote to break a filibuster of the debt limit increase.

    “I must say that it was a very courageous act, especially Sen. McConnell, who — as you well know — is in a very tough race,” McCain told Politico on Wednesday, in an apparent allusion to the fact that the vote gives his primary challenger, Matt Bevin, political ammunition against McConnell.
    Yeah,that pompous gasbag deserves the Red Badge of Courage,alright.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/john-mccain-says-mitch-mcconnell-faces-a-very-tough-primary-challenge/article/2543953

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cuomo: ‘I was not saying anyone should leave the state’
    “I was not saying anyone should leave the state, right? And anyone who heard the comments knows that’s not what I was saying,” Cuomo said when asked about his comments at a press conference. “To the extent people want to have a political dialogue, that’s what it is.

    Cuomo came under fire from conservatives last month when he said “extreme conservatives, who are right-to-life, pro-assault weapon, anti-gay … have no place in the state of New York.”
    HERE’S THE MONEY SHOT:
    Cuomo is up for reelection this year.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/12/cuomo-i-was-not-saying-anyone-should-leave-the-state/

    WHAT HAS BEEN SAID CANNOT BE UNSAID

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘I lived my way so I’m going to die my way’: OJ Simpson ‘goes on hunger strike in prison’
    Sources: OJ is so depressed ‘he wants to sit down in a corner and die’
    He ‘wants to kill himself so that his children can get his money’
    The 66-year-old, who is serving kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in Nevada, is eligible for parole in three years
    Well,….bye.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2557810/OJ-Simpson-goes-hunger-strike-prison.html#ixzz2tE4Zjqtp

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Mooch Urges Youths To Take “Selfies
    This media whores call this cow beautiful,graceful,sophisticated,trend-setting.I think I’m gonna be sick.
    For some unknown reason taking selfies is part of her plan to get more youths to have the taxpayers fund their college education.

    Student: Hey, I’m about to graduate high school. And I’m here to talk to you about filling out your Free Application for Federal Student Aid, or FAFSA for short. Completing your FAFSA is the first step towards potentially getting thousands of dollars in financial aid to help you pursue your education past high school.

    Michelle: Rule number one: Don’t leave money on the table.

    Student: FAFSA is easier than ever to fill out, taking less than 30 minutes to complete. Just go to studentaid.gov.

    Michelle: Thirty minutes for something that could mean thousands of dollars for you and your family? Now that’s amazing.

    Student: But get this, one million students who qualify, never complete their form and don’t get the money they need to go to school.

    Michelle: Mmmm, so, get the word out. Send everybody you know to studentaid.gov. Text it, tweet it, take a selfie and Instagram it.

    Student: You must have kids.

    Michelle: I know what’s up.

    Student: Rule number two: Don’t doubt the first lady. So fill out the FAFSA and don’t forget to get schooled.

    Michelle: By the way, did you fill out your form?

    Student: You know it.

    Michelle: Nice! [fist bump] Selfie time!

    Student: OK!

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  17. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Great graphics today, Pete. Especially like the one of you and your girls. 🙂

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  18. Violet's avatar Violet

    Happy valentines day, all! Pete, I’m glad you get to spend the day with your little ladies. DH has promised to make me a dinner of fondue and fillet mignon…AFTER he gets a few hours of ice fishing in. 😉

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