PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

FINALLY the weather has broken a bit and we’re looking at temps in the ’40s and perhaps 50 by the end of the week. Yesterday I saw that the coyote that lives in the woods behind our house either has a mate or an offspring. It does my heart good to see some signs of life after such a miserable winter.

In an all-too-familiar pose,the Pretender-in-Chief squeezes in another round of golf(his 165th)before having to leave the $2500/night resort in Key Largo to be dragged kicking and screaming back to DC.

FEELS LIKE A LOT LONGER THAN THAT

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Surgeon General Nominee Wants Doctors to Ask Patients About Guns in Home – Include Info in Obamacare Database
    Barack Obama picked far left 36 year-old organizer Vivek Murthy as the next Surgeon General.
    –Not for his medical expertise but for his activism.
    Vivek was the co-founder and president of “Doctors for America,” which began as “Doctors for Obama in 2008.”

    Sadly,these blatant displays of cronyism have become the rule rather than the exception.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obama-surgeon-general-pick-wants-doctors-to-ask-patients-about-guns-in-home-include-info-in-obamacare-database/

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      The wife of a friend of ours (retired Marine) was asked about guns in the home at her recent check up. It seems to have started already.

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I don’t like to lie, and I think refusing to answer is sort of a give-away, so I would probably just say something like “Do Nerf guns count?” and leave it at that. This is getting more ridiculous every day.

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    • I haven’t seen a doctor in ages, but I’m thinking it might be a good idea to go in for a checkup one of these days. I plan to tell the doc right from the get-go that I have no intention of answering any questions that don’t pertain directly to my health.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Jeremiah Wright’s Daughter Convicted of Fraud
    She felt entitled to pluck a few of daddy’s roosting chickens.
    Daddy will call Barry….no biggie.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/08/Jeremiah-Wright-s-Daughter-Convicted-of-Fraud?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Issa on Cummings ‘Hissy Fit’: He Got His Job Because He Said ‘He’d Keep Me From Accomplishing Anything’
    You know, I broke no rules and he broke the decorum of the House, but I might mention that several years ago, Henry Waxman pounded a gavel and said he would have me removed because I was pointing out that he was breaking the rules. We didn’t launch any kind of House attempt, and I certainly didn’t say that he was somehow anti-Arab American.
    http://www.tpnn.com/2014/03/07/issa-on-cummings-hissy-fit-he-got-his-job-because-he-said-hed-keep-me-from-accomplishing-anything/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQ8Xq61gbI

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    bumped -Some of Obama’s Other Favorite Sngs
    Playing off the genius-in-chiefs epic spelling fail,the readers at IOTW came up with some other song titles by removing one letter from the original tune:

    God Vibrations

    Livin’ on a Payer

    Sells Like Teen Spirit

    Stairway To Heave

    Sand By Your Man

    Ears of a clown

    Petty woman

    Ain’t that a sham

    there are some really good ones at the link(can’t get the list to C&P)
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227940#eTckgw0OWcZoHY7b.99

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama tells Democrats it’s time to get worried
    “We’re good at Senate and House elections during presidential years — it’s something about midterms,” Obama said. “I don’t know what it is about us.”

    I can answer that…in presidential years they can perpetrate massive vote fraud in states without voter ID laws.Its harder to do in midterms when not every state is involved.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/03/obama_tells_democrats_its_time_to_get_worried.html

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    McConnell on Tea Party Challengers: ‘We Are Going to Crush Them Everywhere’

    “I don’t think they are going to have a single nominee anywhere in the country.”
    That should give you an idea what a GOP majority in the Senate would look like under this saggy-chinned putz.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/mcconnell-tea-party-challengers-we-are-going-crush-them-everywhere

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Sarah Palin Repackages Dr. Seuss for Fired Up CPAC 2014 Crowd
    ICMYI:
    Sarah Palin, insprired by Ted Cruz who read “Green Eggs and Ham” during his filibuster last year, rewrote the Dr. Seuss classic during her speech this afternoon at CPAC 2014.
    This was a show stopper:

    “I do not like this Uncle Sam.
    I do not like his health care scam.
    I do not like — oh, just you wait —
    I do not like these dirty crooks,
    or how they lie and cook the books.
    I do not like when Congress steals,
    I do not like their crony deals.
    I do not like this spying, man,
    I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’
    I do not like this spending spree,
    we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
    I do not like reporters’ smug replies
    when I complain about their lies.
    I do not like this kind of hope,
    and we won’t take it,
    nope, nope, nope

    Check it out

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Calling all moms: It’s Obamacare
    “Moms have a huge influence on their kids and families and are a key demographic for the ongoing effort to make sure Americans know the benefits they can access through the health law,” a White House official said. The idea is to leverage that mom voice to spread the word about the health law and the limited time remaining to enroll

    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/obamacare-moms-104464.html#ixzz2vZsX7AEH

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Convicted Al Qaeda Spy Weiss Rasool Hired On at the IRS
    If al-Qaeda catches a suspected American spy, they shoot the informer in the head and hang him from a soccer goal post.
    If the US catches an al-Qaeda spy, he gets a two years probation and a job at the IRS.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/convicted-al-qaeda-spy-weiss-rasool-hired-on-at-the-irs/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Lena Dunham pushes Planned Parenthood in Saturday Night Live skit [VIDEO]
    Planned Parenthood got some decent product placement Saturday night.

    During a Saturday Night Live skit, guest host Lena Dunham plugged the highly politicized abortion provider as a low-cost place women can get health care
    This is just hideous.Even the audience gasped at this tramp’s maniacal raving

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/09/lena-dunham-pushes-planned-parenthood-in-saturday-night-live-skit-video/#ixzz2vZu4EfAJ

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    He’s flush with ideas: Alabama Democrat posts video of himself sitting on the toilet ranting about the Tea Party and anti-abortion crowd
    Democrat Erick Wright named the feature Politics On The Throne
    He is set to run against Republican Martha Roby for Alabama’s 2nd congressional district
    Wright removed the video from his YouTube channel before launching his campaign for government
    He tells his audience that abortion is a person’s ‘God-given right’
    NEVER RANT WHILE YOU’RE ON THE CRAPPER

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2574546/Hes-flush-ideas-Alabama-Democrat-posts-video-sitting-toilet-ranting-Tea-Party-anti-abortion-crowd.html#ixzz2vZvI1mD7
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqkbCqiWzU0

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Epic spelling bee finally ends after two weeks and 95 rounds… with the word DEFINITION
    Kush Sharma, 13, emerged the winner of Jackson County Spelling Bee after Sophia Hoffman, 11, incorrectly spelled ‘stifling’
    The students went toe-to-toe for 28 rounds Saturday before Sharma clinched victory by spelling ‘definition’ after asking for the word’s definition
    In February, spelling bee ended with a tie when Sharma and Hoffman went through 66 rounds before judges ran out of words
    Sharma now moves to National Spelling Bee in Washington DC in May

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2576366/Kansas-City-area-spelling-bee-finally-ends.html#ixzz2vZwNA96v

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Another Well-Deserved Obama ‘Work Your Butt Off’ Vacation

    Michelle Obama is either into climate equity or loves extreme temperature swings when attempting to regain her strength after overtaxing America.

    Just a couple of weeks after FLOTUS, Sasha, and Malia hit the snow-covered slopes in Aspen, the girls headed to Key Largo, Florida, where, according to a White House spokesperson, Dad was “looking forward to some warm-weather downtime with the family.”

    Can I get a collective:AAWWWWWWWWW
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/03/another_welldeserved_obama_work_your_butt_off_vacation.html

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Tanned,rested and ready from his brief vacation,Barky wades straight back into working on America’s biggest concerns

    Obama Schedule || Monday, March 10, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on March 9, 2014, 10:41 pm

    10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    11:15 am || Participates in an ambassador credentialing ceremony
    5:00 pm || Hosts 2012-2013 NCAA Division I Men’s and Women’s Champions; South Lawn

    All times Eastern

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Pushed Ukraine to Destroy Thousands of Tons of Guns & Ammo – Leaving Them Defenseless
    As a U.S. senator, Barack Obama won $48 million in federal funding to help Ukraine destroy thousands of tons of guns and ammunition – weapons which are now unavailable to the Ukrainian army as it faces down Russian President Vladimir Putin during his invasion of Crimea.
    He just wishes he could pull that trick here.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/flashback-obama-pushed-ukraine-to-destroy-15000-tons-of-ammo-400000-firearms-and-1000-anti-aircraft-missiles-left-them-defenseless/

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CNN: Obama’s Poll Numbers Have Flat Lined
    Still not flat enough

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Unbiased Media Alert: ABC’s Jon Karl LOLs At Ted Cruz During #CPAC Interview
    Just watch his facial expressions and body language

    Unbiased Media Alert: ABC’s Jon Karl LOLs At Ted Cruz During #CPAC Interview

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Will Media Report? As a Non-Profit Hospital Lays Off Hundreds, Bill Clinton Cashes In

    As the Clintons gear up for what appears to be a 2016 presidential run, journalists are already downplaying the potential negatives Bill Clinton would create for Hillary. According to the Washington Times, the former President has cashed in on a non-profit hospital, taking nearly a quarter million dollars in speaking fees as the hospital laid off hundreds
    Once a grifter,always a grifter

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2014/03/07/will-media-report-non-profit-hospital-lays-hundreds-bill-clinton-cas#ixzz2va0zv88E

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Well, I’ll Cry Tomorrow: Medea, Debo Get No R-S-P-E-C-T
    It was a fitting blunder in a week in which he and America’s left wing took a series of pratfalls.
    The Egyptian police incarcerated Benjamin at the Cairo airport and perp-walked her to a plane destined for Turkey. She seethed at the outrage to her person, tweeted about her predicament, claiming her shoulder had been dislocated by the harsh treatment.
    I’ll cry tomorrow, too, for Debo Adegbile and Harry Reid. This week Harry Reid got a long overdue taste of his own nuclear medicine. If you recall, he pushed through a Senate rules change respecting the number of votes needed to confirm Presidential nominees for office, thinking it would block the Republicans from stopping Obama’s nominees .
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/03/well_ill_cry_tomorrow_medea_debo_get_no_rspect.html

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    David Gregory To Obama Foreign Policy Advisor: ‘Why Does This President Have So Little Influence Over Putin?’
    because he’s a phony and a bedwetter
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyd5CfBScaU

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