Posted by Pistol Pete
One more week of non-stop political ads on TV and radio until I can proudly exercise my rights as a citizen to go and cast an intelligent,informed vote to cancel out one of the winos that the union thugs grab from homeless shelters and drive to various polling places to vote for the ‘D’ for a pack of cigarettes. Lord knows how much longer we’ll be allowed free elections…they stopped being fair long ago.
What the hell….they be free
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‘Fatal Vision’ author Joe McGinniss dies at age 71
reporter who skewered the marketing of Richard Nixon in “The Selling of the President 1968” and tracked his personal journey from sympathizer to scourge of convicted killer Jeffrey MacDonald in the blockbuster “Fatal Vision,” died Monday at age 71.
This is the knuckle-dragger who moved in next door to Sarah Palin with the express purpose of harassing her.I will mourn his death when I get around to it.
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/10/fatal-vision-author-joe-mcginniss-dies-at-age-71/20847067/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058
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Democrats Declare War on Climate & Middle Class
Some notable Democrats, however, are no-shows: Mark Begich of Alaska, Kay Hagan of North Carolina, Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, and Mark Pryor of Arkansas. It’s not that they want their shut-eye. It’s that they want to win their very competitive races come November.
I heard a few audio clips this morning on the radio.These idiots insist on braying about the global warming hoax when people don’t give a fig about it.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/kooks-on-the-loose%e2%86%92-democrats-declare-war-on-climate-middle-class/
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OH MY! Disabled man owes $1800 after hospital refuses to accept Obamacare…
Obama and the Democrats have really done wonders to our medical system. They’ve made it more painful than it’s ever been in my lifetime.
Imagine the outrage when people who were forced to sign up for this disaster find out it ain’t worth spit at many hospitals.
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‘He should have manned up and come’: Liam Neeson blasts de Blasio for no show at carriage stable tour following mayor’s plans to replace horses with electric cars
•Mayor De Blasio has said that it’s inhumane to keep horses in Manhattan
These animals love to work and are very well taken care of.The initial thought was that he campaigned to get rid of the stables as a sop to animal rights groups.It came out after the election one of his big money men is lusting after the land the stables sit on.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577316/Liam-Neeson-blasts-Blasio-no-carriage-stable-tour-following-mayors-plans-replace-horses-electric-cars.html
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Figures it was about him getting MONEY.
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Yeah.
Those horses are very well taken care of– there’s a lof of NY pride invested in their health and well being.
Alot of people also don’t realize how happy working animals are, when well cared for. Animals like dogs and horses seem to be a bit like humans, in that they find something like fulfillment or purpose in working– and doing a good job. Remember those stories back in 2011 about the rescue dogs at the WTC that were getting depressed because after a point, they weren’t finding anybody alive? It got to the point that handlers had to ask people to go plant themselves in the rubble, to give the dogs some “successful” rescues to improve their morale.
You can see, sometimes, after a horserace, when the winner will start pracing for the crowd– the horse knows he won, knows he did a good job (and will likely get some sugar cubes!)
Working animals– so long as they are not abused, and are well-cared for by their humans–love working. It bothers me that a lot of “animal rights” people don’t see this. . .
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I think they must project their own laziness on to the animals, you know? You can’t make an animal do anything it doesn’t want to do. I have two poodles. Daisey loves to dance on her hind legs and will walk forwards, backwards, turn circles, to get a treat. Dewey loves to jump straight up in the air and will do it on command over and over and over and over. Daisey won’t jump; Dewey won’t dance. I’ve heard the Lipizzanner stallions also have their favorite tricks. When you see them demonstrate, they bring out the one that is best at one trick, then switch off. And those horse that fall down on t.v.? The ones that do it LOVE falling down! Nobody makes them. They think it’s fun.
Ditto babies. Some dolts criticize parents who use pacifiers, saying they’re just trying to “plug” the kid. Oh please. I had three babies. One wouldn’t suck on anything that didn’t have food coming out of it. One was a thumb sucker only. And one struggled to keep the damn pacifier in her mouth and screamed bloody murder when it popped out. Her daughter, Bunny, is now permanently plugged by choice. She sometimes gets cute and turns the thing all the way around in her mouth or takes it out to express and opinion then plugs it right back in again.
The real dolts are the Lefties who can’t stand to NOT be running everybody else’s lives. Dearest got stuck at a Leftie meeting (our town is dominated by them). Somebody wanted to put a sign up in a store window. You’d think it would be a 5 minute, “Nice sign. Go ahead.” wouldn’t you? But nooooooooo. Dumbocrats have to turn every little bit of micromanaging into some Save the Planet level project. He said they went on and on and on … and on. How the heck much can anyone SAY about a sign?! It’s annoying, but when you think about it, also really sad and pathetic. Real people have real lives. Real people don’t have TIME for Dumbocrat meetings.
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Without racist claims they have nothing
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Obama Channels Joe Biden: ‘You Guys Can’t Sit Down…Because You Don’t Have Chairs’
On a visit to a Florida high school on Friday, President Obama urged students to “sit down, take a load off.” But then he realized the students couldn’t sit: “You guys can’t sit down though, because you don’t have chairs.”
you come here for things like this that the media ignores.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/obama-channels-joe-biden-you-guys-cant-sit-downbecause-you-dont-have-chairs#sthash.EH37d1NJ.dpuf
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Hillary Clinton campaign got illicit funds from D.C. scandal figure
Terry McAuliffe, now Va. governor, was Clinton campaign chairman at the time
Jeffrey E. Thompson’s scheme included diverting more than $608,000 in illicit funds to a New York marketing executive, Troy White, who organized “street teams” to raise Mrs. Clinton’s visibility in urban areas during her Democratic primary battle against Barack Obama. Mr. White pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in the case.
Another tidbit the media will scrub
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/10/hillary-clinton-campaign-received-funds-jeffrey-th/#ixzz2vgDQwdnD
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The Twenty Best Quotes of CPAC 2014
15) If you rent a U-Haul to move your company, it costs twice as much to go from San Francisco to Austin than the other way around, because you can’t find enough trucks to leave the Golden State. — Rick Perry
8) There’s no free ride. Someone always pays and if you don’t know who that someone is, it’s probably you. — Sarah Palin
5) We don’t need a head of state who guts our defenses and draws phony red lines with a pink crayon. — Oliver North
more at:
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2014/03/11/the-twenty-best-quotes-of-cpac-2014-n1806799/page/full
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De Blasio vs. Minority Children
The defender of the powerless or of the teachers’ unions?
Even the very liberal New Yorker magazine acknowledges the remarkable results achieved by the Harlem Success Academy. “Last year, 64 percent of Harlem’s 3rd graders passed the state English exam and 88 percent passed the state math exam. At P.S. 123 . . . which is located in the same school building . . . only 18 percent of students passed the English test and only 5 percent passed the math test.”
Take the dreams of poor kids with no other way to get a decent education and crush them for the teachers’ union.
After being in office 3 months his approval ratings have gone from the 70’s to the 30’s…that takes talent.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/373045/de-blasio-vs-minority-children-mona-charen
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naughty word alert!
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Obama in NYC for Clinton ally’s fundraiser
While the president is flying in on Air Force One for the intimate “fireside chat” at Patricof’s home in front of just 26 people at the $32,400 per ticket event, private equity and venture capital pioneer Patricof has made it clear the fund-raiser is not to bolster Obama, but to boost the Democratic National Committee ahead of a possible Clinton presidential run.
Who needs all that war stuff?Fleecing big money donors is much more fun.
http://pagesix.com/2014/03/11/president-obama-back-in-city-for-clinton-allys-fundraiser/?_ga=1.108435915.835611420.1382884854
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Terrified family call 911 after rampaging 22-pound pet CAT attacks baby then corners whole family – including dog – in bedroom
Lee Palmer, his partner Teresa Barker and their baby son were forced to hide in their Oregon bedroom from Lux, a 22-pound Himalayan cat
They had retreated there after the fearsome feline had scratched baby Jesse and Palmer kicked the cat’s behind – turning it into a sour puss
Too scared to emerge from the bedroom, Palmer called 911 for help
Authorities arrived at the home and caught the cat before returning it to his family; they are now debating whether he needs a new home
New home?Any cat scratches my child in the face his new home would be under a mound of dirt in the garden after I beat it to death with a baseball bat!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577997/Father-calls-911-help-enraged-cat-attacks-baby-bails-family-including-DOG-bedroom.html#ixzz2vgJSyIy8
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My current cat is a hateful little 10-pounder, and all our friends are afraid of her. 22 lbs of that kind of rancor is probably pretty legitimately scary. Maybe not ‘locked-in-the-bed-room-dialing-911’ level of horror, but pretty bad nonetheless. We have two dogs between 88-120 lbs, and yet we warn our guests not to make eye contact with the scary cat.
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Yikes! 😯
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Wow… I’ve had lots of cats over the years (my kids were all great rescuers of strays) — I have six at the moment (because my kids are a lot better at rescuing strays than they are at taking them with them when they grow up and move out) — but I’ve never had one anywhere near 22 pounds. And I’ve never had a mean one. I have a couple of naughty ones (which is why I have to keep the garbage can inside a cupboard with a cat-proof lock on it), and I have one or two who aren’t very friendly to strangers, but they just run away and hide when there are strangers around.
My sister, on the other hand, had a dog who attacked her little girl and ripped one of the kid’s eyelids almost completely off. Thank heaven, her eye was undamaged (a miracle) and a plastic surgeon was able to reattach the eyelid, which healed with no visible scarring (another miracle). The doggie got a one-way ticket to wherever it is that bad doggies go after they die.
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LEVI “JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD” JOHNSTON TO COMPETE AGAINST TODD PALIN IN NEXT YEARS IRON DOG SNOW MACHINE RACE
Levi Johnston must be running low on funds or he’s desperate to get back in the limelight. Always riding on the Palin’s coattails:
FYI .. Todd’s won the thing 4 times, so Levi’s odds are slim to frozen
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LOL. I can’t believe he has the gall! Can you imagine, Todd’s reaction to seeing this slime? “Hey, you’re that guy that knocked up my little girl, humiliated her in public, then sold her out for money, aren’t you? Well, sure is a loooong race, out in the wild, isn’t it?”
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Illinois’ own Luis ‘Screwy Louie’ Guitierrez,of whom we are all proud
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Democrats Worried About Obamacare Closely Watching Today’s Florida Primary
Democrat Alex Sink and her allies in the spirited race to replace the late Rep. Bill Young in the U.S. House have spent millions of dollars on TV ads ahead of Tuesday’s special election painting Republican David Jolly as an extremist who wants to privatize Social Security and gut Medicare. Jolly has responded with a TV spot featuring his elderly mother and aunt, in which he says “protecting their Social Security means everything to me
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/democrats-worried-about-obamacare-closely-watching-todays-florida-primary#sthash.TiA1pfxD.dpuf
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Hillary Touts Her Methodist Roots
“But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.”
Colossians 3:8
Seemed like an appropriate reference
Hillary Clinton will address the quadrennial General Assembly of United Methodist Women next month, brandishing her credentials as a lifelong Methodist. It’s not clear if she’s been active in a Methodist church since leaving the White House in 2001. For eight years she and her Baptist husband attended Washington’s Foundry Church, whose then pastor, a renowned liberal theologian, vigorously defended Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal
http://spectator.org/articles/58131/hillary-touts-her-methodist-roots
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Sheryl Sandberg Launches ‘Ban Bossy’ Campaign to Empower Girls to Lead
This was launched by the COO of Facebook and endorsed by the First Wookie
“We call girls bossy on the playground,” Sandberg said. “We call them too aggressive or other B-words in the workplace. They’re bossy as little girls, and then they’re aggressive, political, shrill, too ambitious as women.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/sheryl-sandberg-launches-ban-bossy-campaign-empower-girls/story?id=22819181
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I am the Boss around my territory. Go right ahead and call me that!
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The only people afraid of such words are __(insert synonym for kittens here)__.
Also, a woman can be a strong, respected leader, without getting those descriptors. It all depends on how she treats her collegues and subordinates.
Just like men who treat their subordinates and collegues like crap are generally called a-holes, jerks, and sons of b*****s. . .
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This is terrible. I’m not going to be able to call BoB the Bluebird of Bossiness any more. 😦
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Bluebird of Bitchiness works.
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From Matt Walsh:
Bossy liberal feminists have just invented another ridiculous reason to be offended
http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/03/11/bossy-liberal-feminists-have-just-invented-another-ridiculous-reason-to-be-offended/
An open letter to liberal feminists: girls don’t have it any worse than boys
http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/03/13/an-open-letter-to-liberal-feminists-girls-dont-have-it-any-worse-than-boys/
Pure brilliance.
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Thanks for linking these, Bob. The 2nd one is outstanding. Think I’ll go link to it, too.
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this kid is adorable
I was like this as a kid and Granny said I was suffering from verbal diaharrea
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Pete, have you seen the HillaryHag poster that Sweasel did? Whoa!!
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Ack!Ya got me,Grunt;I owe you one.
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I simply cannot believe what that woman in the photo above has used to adorn her hair. She may be one of the ladies inspired by Melissa Harris–Perry’s tampon earrings.
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Leftists have such great fashion sense.
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