Posted by Pistol Pete
Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia are on spring break this week,so DW and I are designated chirren minders. Miss Isabel has become lactose intolerant,so grandpa brought her some sherbet and some chocolate-flavored soy milk. I’ll never get near Grandma numbers,but a few brownie points helps. By the time dad comes to fetch them home at night we remember what we DON’T miss about having little ones underfoot anymore.
I was extremely gratified to see some conversations posted yesterday.
Chrissy,your knowledge of snails is truly enlightening.
Zmalfoy:you made a comment about your use of the word ‘harass.’
Did you know that in Arkansas ‘harrass’ is used as two words? Ask Mr. Crooked Penis.
As a chile,his teacher said: Billy,use the word ‘harassment’ in a sentence.
Billy: Her lips said no,but I knew what harassment.
(I made that joke up some years ago in a rare moment of clarity.)
GRUNT:Sorry the Pelosi gumball picture freaked you out.Maybe you’ll like this one better:
BEHOLD THE DEDICATION OF OUR TOTALLY UNBIASED NEWS NETWORKS:
THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS TODAY. ONE IS OF THIS PRIME EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRAT WOMANHOOD.
THIS KINDLY OLD LADY CROCHETED A UTERUS AND TOOK IT TO A PLANNED PARENTHOOD RALLY AGAINST UNBORN CHILDREN
THE WOOKIE SHOWS SHE CAN DO TAI CHI EVEN AFTER SHE ATE A WHOLE PIG.CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF HER FLIPPERS COMPARED TO THE GUY
HEY,MOOCH:WHADDYA CALL A FAT CHINAMAN? A CHUNK
polination.blog 
Top Dem pollster: ‘Don’t defend’ Obamacare, call it ‘flawed from the beginning’
Retort:Then why did you sign it without reading the damn thing??
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2546236
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Two weeks ago,Katscratch See-Libelous stated there will be NO more delays in implementation of O-Care.
Guess what???They lied again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZc4_DorCw
Read the Complete List of Obamacare Delays
The Obama administration will announce its tenth Obamacare delay later today, this time extending the March 31 enrollment deadline for people who say they’ve been unable to enroll in health plans in the federal marketplace by the deadline. The extension applies to the federal exchange operating in three dozen states and is expected to last for two or three weeks.
Can’t remember what all the delays have been? Politico provided a helpful history of Obamacare delays from most to least recent:
March 25: Final enrollment deadline extended. The March 31 deadline — the end of enrollment for 2014 — will be loosened for people with special sign-up circumstances.
March 14: High risk pools extended. The special, temporary coverage for people with serious pre-existing conditions — which was only supposed to last until the health insurance exchanges were in place — was extended a third time for another month.
Feb. 10: Employer mandate delayed. This time, businesses with between 50 and 100 workers were given until 2016 to offer coverage, and the mandate will be phased in for employers with more than 100 workers.
Jan. 14: High risk pools extended. The high-risk insurance pools, which originally had been slated to close Jan. 1, had already been extended once.
Dec. 24: Enrollment deadline extended. In a message on HealthCare.gov, customers were told they could get help finishing their Jan. 1 applications if they were already in line on Dec. 24.
Dec 12: Enrollment deadline extended. Customers on the federal enrollment website were given nearly two more weeks to sign up for coverage effective Jan. 1.
Nov. 27: SHOP delayed. Online enrollment for the federal health insurance exchanges for small businesses was delayed.
Nov. 21: Open enrollment delayed for 2015. The administration pushed back next year’s enrollment season by a month.
July 2: Employer mandate delayed. The administration declared that it wouldn’t enforce the fines in 2014 for businesses with more than 50 full-time workers who don’t offer health coverage. The fines were pushed back to 2015.
Nov. 15, 2012: Exchange deadline delayed. The Department of Health and Human Services gave states an extra month to decide whether they would set up their own health insurance exchanges — a decision they announced just one day before the original deadline.
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Honestly, I hope it does get mostly delayed until the next Republican POTUS can get rid of it and start over. It is causing a lot of pain and worry.
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Amen sister!
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PALSIED PUDDLE OF PUS FROM NEVADA GETS TIT IN WRINGER BY GIVING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER 16K FROM HIS CAMPAIGN FUNDS.
The Federal Election Commission wants an explanation from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid about more than $16,000 in campaign spending on “gifts,” some of which found its way into the pocket of the Reid family. Reid was forced to admit that the “Ryan Elisabeth” on the disbursement funds was actually Ryan Elisabeth Reid, his granddaughter, who supplied jewelry for Reid’s campaign to hand out to supporters:
Poor,misunderstood man.May the worms be crawling in and out of his skull soon.
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/26/reid-paid-16000-in-campaign-funds-to-granddaughter-for-gifts/
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Caan’t wait to see what kind of just made-up now paperwork they concoct in response to the FEC request. Ohhhhh, and granddaughter better be darn sure to claim the business income on her tax return
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Hey, maybe we can all start saying over and over that we heard neither grandpa or granddaughter filed their taxes. We have as much evidence as Reid had about Romney’s taxes when he made that claim.
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$16K for jewelry? Man … I feel like I’ve won the lottery when I sell something for $50.
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Obama Prods Allies While Downplaying Russian Power
‘Peace,man,can’t we all just like,you know,smoke a joint and make love not war,man?’
This visit, this hallowed ground, reminds us that we must never ever take our progress for granted,” Obama said at Flanders Field American Cemetery and Memorial in northwest Belgium. “We must commit perennially to peace, which binds us across oceans.”
This clown would be comical if he were not capable of such ruinous behavior.
http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-prods-allies-while-downplaying-russian-power-2014-3#ixzz2x5w3vgaR
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Sheila Jackass Lee really needs to loosen that braid.its cut off oxygen and is causing permanent brain damage.
you might want to turn the volume down a mite
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Kansas Can Strip Planned Parenthood of Federal Funding, Appeals Court Says
A win for the good guys!
This money, which cannot be used for abortion, targets low-income individuals seeking reproductive services such as birth control, pregnancy testing, cancer screenings and treatment for sexually transmitted diseases.
Planned Parenthood to said that the organization will lose more than $330,000 in funding if the ruling sticks as well as their eligibility for a low-cost drug purchasing program
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/26/kansas-can-strip-planned-parenthood-of-federal-funding-court-says/
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heh 🙂
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Some good news for a change!
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Aiaiaiiiiggghhhh! My eyes!!!! I feel like the guy trying to claw his eyes out in this fart scene from Down Periscope. Please, Pete. No. More. Nancy!!!!
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LOVE Down Periscope.Bruce Dern was always good playing a total jerk.
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Funny, funny movie. The “walking the plank” scene was hilarious. And of course:
Rip Torn: “For this mission, I need a pirate. I need a man with a tattoo on his dick. Do I have the right man?”
Kelsey Grammer: “Well, coincidentally…”
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‘This can has been on this boat since Korea! It expired in 1965,”
“It tastes like creamed corn to me.”
“Well,its supposed to be deviled ham!”
“that would be a problem,sir.”
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Thanks for the tip, guys! I’ve never seen it. Several actors I like on cast list. Just put it #1 on Netflix queue.
I love typing queue. ::giggle:: I’m such a dork.
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Iowa Democrat Bruce Braley Thinks Lawyers Rock, Farmers Are Super Gross And Smelly
I]f you help me win this race you may have someone with your background, your experience, your voice, someone who’s been literally fighting tort reform for thirty years, in a visible or public way, on the Senate Judiciary Committee. Or, you might have a farmer from Iowa who never went to law school, never practiced law, serving as the next Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Because, if Democrats lose the majority, Chuck Grassley will be the Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
This man is running against Grassley.By dissing Iowa farmers he may just have stepped on his own weiner.
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Tone deaf….I hope the lady who castrates pigs will take care of him.
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Finding them might be problematic.Remember,he iS a democrat.
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Sotomayor, Kagan Tell Christian Business: If You Don’t Like the Law – Pay the Obamacare Tax
The ‘wise Latina’ and the Jewish dyke may be the most horrendously incompetent people ever to wear a justice’s robe.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/sotomayor-kagan-tell-christian-business-if-you-dont-like-the-law-pay-the-obamacare-tax/
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And another example of the tone deaf…
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huh . . . jizya much?
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Jon Karl risks iRS audit,temporary suspension from O.A.L. (Obama ass-kissing League) by actually asking Bozo a question.of course,the Kenyan Klown never answers.Nothing new here.
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Three Secret Service Agents on Obama Detail Sent Home After One Was Found ‘Passed Out’ Drunk in Hotel Hallway
These were not the guys in his bodyguard with the dark glasses and neato Dick Tracy wrist radios.They were part of an advance team to prevent terrorism threats on Barry.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/25/three-secret-service-agents-on-obama-detail-sent-home-after-one-was-found-passed-out-drunk-in-hotel-hallway/
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IMHO, the quality of the staff reflects the quality of the boss.
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Michelle’s Hard-Knock Life Story Comes to China
Recycling her tried-and-true American dream story, Michelle Obama gave Chinese schoolchildren the same stump speech she delivers everywhere she goes, from Ireland to Chicago. The FLOTUS has used her hard-knock life tale to justify more vacations for herself than her husband has golf balls.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/03/michelles_hardknock_life_story_comes_to_china.html
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Barry gave a speech yesterday.By the time he finished the audience was so mesmerized,so enthralled by the aura of greatness that shone around him,everybody forgot to clap,save one person.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVFrdWIs2LI
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Yesterday I made a reference to Madistan,the cancerous tumor on the state of Wisconsin.Behold a shining example of today’s educational system.
White Heterosexual Students Banned From Public University’s Diversity Workshops
The University of Wisconsin-Madison recently hosted a diversity forum that banned white, heterosexual students from attending, The College Fix has learned.
The public university, in advertising the event, declared that the Feb. 28 session was “specifically for self-identified LGBTQ people of color.”
It hosted a second diversity event a day earlier that apparently allowed heterosexuals, but not white ones.
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/16828/
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Ugh, I hate hearing stuff like this. My daughter’s boyfriend is a senior at UW-Madison… so glad he’ll be graduating in May.
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Kirk to “protect” Durbin relationship, not stump for Oberweis
Kirk is a RINO
Oberweis is a perpetual candidate that’s never won
Kirk has to run in 2016
Theres no way Oberweis beats Dirtbag and the Chicago fraud machine
http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/kirk-protect-durbin-relationship-not-stump-oberweis/mon-03242014-533pm
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Pop Quiz: We ask college students – Can You Name One U.S. Senator? How Many U.S. Senators for Each State?
Once again,I remind you…these people can vote
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The voting age should be 30.
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They should at least have an IQ north of a butternut squash.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Reid Cherlin describes Michelle Obama’s office as a “miserable place to work,” where every meeting was an identity crisis and the wrong dress was just as bad as a failed policy initiative.
Poor woman started oun upper-middle class neighborhood,daughter of a daley ward boss who sailed the SS Affimative Action to Princeton where she joined every radical socialist/communist group around.Struck gold when she hooked up with another Communist white-hater who talk like a white guy.Got a no-show job at University hospital until she got to pack up for DC and a group of 35 servants at her beck and call.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/lady-slammed-superficial-rigid-article-1.1734034
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granny once told me when she was a girl her family had a milk cow named Bossy.Used in this context,it fits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umzmjpzZ_gM
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Shameless blog pimping: Sisterhood of the traveling bossy pants
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Well done, BOB!
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Thanks Ting! 🙂
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Pete, totally laughing my butt off over your comments above! 😆
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I’ve commented here before that DW claims she was attracted to me because I could make her laugh.After many years,she no longer laughs when I take my clothes off,so I guess I’m making progress.
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Why? Is she going blind? 😀
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Pete hid her glasses so she couldn’t find them.
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Neither one of us can see much without our glasses.I’ve adjusted,though.I just check for where the mattress sags,I know she’ll be down there somewhere.
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Whoa! That’s harsh. And on that note, you’ll need to pay attention to Putin’s latest threat, because I think you might be sleeping on the couch for a while. The couch in the shed:
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/03/putin-i-will-shut-off-russian.html#.UzOE2ShQYVQ
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These Pelosi photoshops make me wants to stick bar-b-que forks in my eyeballs. HOW do the people who MAKE them manage it? Meds? Alcohol? A deep-seated, twisted fascination with horror movies?
The Obama Pieta is particularly disturbing to this Catholic Art History major! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Haven’t gotten through the whole post today, Pete, but just gotta say ……. OUTSTANDING JOB! So much good stuff here (including the eyeball burners). 🙂
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I just found a sure fire way to cure a pity party … google “skeletal abnormalities” and thank GOD for all the things that are NOT wrong with me!
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