All of you know I generally post bizarre,off-the-wall stuff on Fridays. With the elections just over three weeks away I felt compelled to do a normal post for the time being. If I can remain coherent long enough I may be able to post some lighter things when i finish this one. We’ll see.
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Bowe Bergdahl Desertion Investigation Complete – But With Election Day Looming Report Will Not Be Released
A report by the investigating officer, Brig. Gen. Kenneth Dahl, is now being reviewed by commanders, but will not be released, according to the San Antonio Express-News.
Army spokesman Wayne Hall said the review process likely would be lengthy, and that “the Army’s priority is ensuring that our process is thorough, factually accurate, impartial, and legally correct,” according to the report.
WE GOT:
THEY GOT:
http://thehill.com/policy/defense/220359-report-bergdahl-investigation-completed
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Apparently, no gov’t reports of any kind will ever be released during an election year from now on, is that it? Except for the fake ones that lie about employment figures. Man, I’m getting tired of being lied to.
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What Happens if Republicans Win?
Barack Obama is a man unaccustomed to losing. Life has been exceptionally kind to him, sailing, as he did, through balmy Oahu sunsets, college, law school and career on into the presidency with scarcely a bump. He has been a protected man beyond any in recent memory, feted and praised virtually everywhere he went until the last couple of years. Even now, despite catastrophe after catastrophe, there are acolytes who continue to celebrate him, paying tens of thousands merely to have their photographs taken with him.
Remember: Obama is currently fighting ISIS against his will and only for electoral purposes. When the election is over, and especially if he loses, all bets are off. The man who made the apology tour throughout the Islamic world and was best friends with Islamists Morsi and Erdogan could reappear as never before. What that could mean could be any number of things, but none of them good.
http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2014/10/09/what-happens-if-republicans-win/
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McRINO Gushes Over Bubba: Apart From Reagan, I’ve Never Seen A Politician As Gifted As Bill Clinton…
Hillary,you know I’d make a crackerjack Secretary of Defense.
Remember all those nights we sat by the fire and shared stories of shameless pandering and getting filthy rich?
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Ebola outbreak: Why Obama is allowing Ebolaphobia to spread
Part of the preventive health strategy to help contain this psychological virus should be a reliable flow of information and bold policy from the Obama administration and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. But, already, their response lacks the necessary element of steady stewardship. And that’s because of President Obama’s continuing reticence to put America first.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/10/09/ebola-outbreak-why-obama-is-allowing-ebolaphobia-to-spread/
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Obama May Close Guantanamo Bay by Fiat
by Keith Koffler on October 10, 2014, 9:39 am
Why? Just because it’s important to him? Because he wants to fulfill his promise, inconveniences like the law and the Constitution notwithstanding
The discussions underscore the president’s determination to follow through on an early campaign promise before he leaves the White House, officials said, despite the formidable domestic and international obstacles in the way.
He’ll do this, according to the piece, by either vetoing legislation banning the transfer of detainees to the United States or simply refusing to enforce it:
this goes with the Simon article I just posted.If Republicans win control of the senate look for the Clown Prince to unleash his EPA,IRS and HHS thugs to wreak absolute havoc on the country he bears a monumental grudge against.
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Biden: ‘I’m An Ice Cream Guy’
WHO THE HELL PAYS FOR AN ICE CREAM CONE WITH TWO TEN DOLLAR BILLS?JOE COOL?
PORTLAND, Ore. (CBS Seattle/AP) — The middle class isn’t sharing in the economic gains since the Great Recession, and wealthy taxpayers should be paying more, Vice President Joe Biden said Wednesday.
Biden stopped in Portland to help Sen. Jeff Merkley with his bid for a second term, a must-win race for Democrats trying to maintain control of the Senate.
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/10/09/biden-im-an-ice-cream-guy/
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What a dork.
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I’m hungry now!
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THE TOADS THUGS ATTACK JASON MATTERA
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U.S. Destroys $500M Planes, Sells for 6 Cent Scrap
Sixteen military transport planes bought by the United States government for the Afghan Air Force (AAF) at a cost of nearly $500 million were recently destroyed by the Afghan military and sold for scrap parts at around six cents per pound, prompting a government inquiry to determine why millions of taxpayer dollars were wasted on the ill-fated program.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/afghan-military-destroys-16-u-s-supplied-planes/
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Ferguson Braces for Lynch Mob Revival
Police in Ferguson, Mo. are preparing for the mayhem and deadly violence that radical activists are promising if a grand jury declines to indict police officer Darren Wilson in the shooting of Michael Brown two months ago.
A grand jury is expected to determine next month if Wilson, a decorated white policeman, will face criminal charges for killing Brown, an 18-year-old black man who reportedly attacked him minutes after robbing a convenience store.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/matthew-vadum/ferguson-braces-for-lynch-mob-revival/
MEANWHILE,LAST NIGHT IN ST. LOUIS
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OBAMA: ‘SUICIDE’ FOR GOP NOT TO PASS AMNESTY LEGISLATION
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On Thursday, President Barack Obama said it would be “suicide” for Republicans if they do not pass comprehensive amnesty legislation, and he accused the Tea Party, concerned about border security and American workers, of ginning up “virulently anti-immigrant sentiment.”
of course,obama has always had the best interest of the republican party at heart,right?Right?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/09/Obama-Suicide-for-GOP-to-Not-Pass-Amnesty-Bill
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Hillary Clinton Flirts With Obama
I imagine this was less gratifying for Obama than having Gwyneth Paltow flirt with him. Still, she probably makes more sense over dinner than Gwyneth does.
“I have a history with charismatic, attractive men who just wear me out,” she gushed Thursday.
I think her men have worn all of us out.
Hillary was speaking at the Economic Club of Chicago.
Tell a few lies,pick up a couple hundred K
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Oh, puuuuuuke.
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SPEAKING OF GWYNETH:
You’re so handsome I can’t speak properly’: Gwyneth Paltrow gushes over President Obama at $15K per plate star-studded fundraiser held at her Hollywood home
The $19M/year actress thanked Obama for helping push for equal pay for women, an issue ‘very important to me as a working mother’ she said
Stars at the event included Julia Roberts and Bradley Whitford
Around 200 supporters attended the reception and 50 sat for the $15,000 per plate dinner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787506/You-handsome-I-t-speak-properly-Gwyneth-gives-Obama-groan-inducing-introduction-15K-plate-star-studded-fundraiser-held-Hollywood-home.html#ixzz3FlaVNDgB
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Oh, for the love of…. DOUBLE puuuuuke.
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PRAIRIE FIRE’ TED CRUZ KICKS OFF SEN. PAT ROBERTS’ KANSAS BUS TOUR
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“Prairie fire” is not how one might describe Roberts’ long tenure in the Senate. But as he works to stave off an unexpected challenge from independent candidate Greg Orman, a wealthy businessman who has declined to say which party he would join in the Senate, the monumental importance of the race has prompted Cruz, Sarah Palin, and other top conservatives to chip in to help win the race.
“We’re in a tough fight,” Sen. Pat Roberts acknowledged, welcoming Texas Sen. Ted Cruz to Kansas for a rally to kick off his bus tour of the state with Sen. Tom Coburn and Rep. Tim Huelskamp.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/09/Prairie-Fire-Ted-Cruz-Kicks-Off-Sen-Pat-Roberts-Kansas-Bus-Tour
“Independent”, former Democrat Kansas Senate Candidate Greg Orman does Not Think Kansas Voters have a Right to Know Who He Will Caucus with if Elected – Video 10/9/14
Well, let’s see. Orman has run for office as a DEMOCRAT in the past. The DEMOCRAT Party forced their own nominee to drop out of this race in order to help Orman. Orman won’t answer the simple question of who he will caucus with. There’s no doubt – Orman will caucus with DEMOCRATS if elected!
INDEPENDENT MY UH,FOOT
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Menu for Obamas: No Butter!
Floyd Cardoz, executive chef for the White Street NYC restaurant in New York, is making dinner for President Obama, the First Lady, and 250 guests on Sunday at a Democratic party fundraiser, and he’s going to make sure he doesn’t offend Mrs. Obama and her health initiative.
The gourmet meal will consist of Long Island fluke, short-rib dish with grits, pumpkin-ricotta soup, and a chickpea cake with avocado. Cardoz was only too happy to serve Obama, saying, “I want him to understand that my philosophy is pretty close to his philosophy, and want to showcase what we do at White Street.”
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/07/Menu-for-Obamas-No-Butter
DO WHAT I SAY,NOT WHAT I DO!!
One Ketchup for Your Burger
Under First Lady Michelle Obama’s new healthy lunches, students in Austintown, Ohio are allowed one ketchup packet for their burgers, because two would make the sandwich unhealthy.
The federal law sets nutrient requirements, such as snack items being 200 calories or less and entrees at 350 calories or less.
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I had bookmarked a youtube of Alison Underhand Slimes refusing 4 times to say whether she voted for Obama.That video was pulled because of a copyright.however,here’s Morning Joke discussing it.:
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This concludes the rational(?) part of todays proceedings.After a siesta I’ll try to stimulate a little craziness.
Mindful,Grunt,Chrissy….jump right in.
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Thanks, Pete!
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Yup! Thanks!
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Markets entering “Extreme Fear” territory.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-10/it-doesnt-get-any-scarier
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c/o some commenter on some blog somewhere today
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Sad but true. 😦
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Doug Ross c/o Weasel Zippers
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