There’s nothing down or dirty about this post, it’s just hard coming up with cutesy titles every day. As CtH mentioned on yesterday’s thread, she and I are pretty much housebound so we have the time to do this. If you were at home as much as we are, you’d figure out what a vast wasteland daytime television is. Chrissy doesn’t watch it, while I have every conceivable channel. There is a block of court shows on an independent station weekday mornings that I watch sometimes. The common denominator in all of them is that 60-70% of litigants are your basic minority types. I discovered they make up the most wacky reasons to get on TV, parents vs. chirrens, siblings, etc., because they get a trip to the city where the show is taped, get put up in a hotel the night before the taping, plus they get an appearance fee, which is usually a pool of money that any judgements are awarded are deducted from then the rest is split.
There’s a show called Paternity Court, which is a Maury ripoff. There was a recent episode where a tramp dragged not one, not two, but three possible sperm donors for her furry-headed little tax credit. After all three had their DNA tests, Q’UELLE SURPRISE! it was NONE of them. Now,I’m no expert on such things, but isn’t a woman’s cycle no more than a few days, or can she conceive anytime? One of the greatest problems we have today is there are no longer fathers, mothers, husbands and wives. It’s all baby mama and baby daddy. That depersonalizes relationships and makes the sex act as casual as a handshake for far too many who simply refer to it as “hooking up.” I was no angel back in my wasted youth, but at least I always found out what the woman’s name was before things got sticky (pun intended).
Other shows have a lot of money, a loan or a gift, and always, it’s ‘I’ll pay you back when I get my taxes.’ That’s the big day in the hood when all the baby mamas get they earned income credit for all the little chirrens with different last names.
Dog bite cases are frequent as well.Guess what breed is responsible in 99.99999% of cases.
NOW AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL YOUR LIFE ISN’T AS PATHETIC AS MINE?
SHOULDN’T THAT BE ENTRE-MANURE?
SHE BE ALL LIKE: WHAT’S MINE IS MINE AND WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE TOO
polination.blog 
Eeks! Hillary: Even ‘Open Minded’ White People Get Nervous Around Black People In A Hoodie
ALL YOU COLORED FOLK HAVE TO VOTE FOR ME…IT’S IN THE RULES
if Hillary had a son,he’d look like Obama
Clinton used almost the same verbal construction last month at a speech in San Francisco when she said, “For a lot of well-meaning, open-minded white people, the sight of a young black man in a hoodie still evokes a twinge of fear.”
Clinton said in a Thursday speech that “Black Lives Matter,” capping a concerted effort to appeal to the black protest movement after harsh criticism of her words and actions from the protesters.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/23/hillary-even-open-minded-whites-get-nervous-around-blacks-in-hoodies/
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CANKLES AND THE DONALD…A REAL TWO-RING CIRCUS
TRUMP BITCH SLAPS TOKEN MEXICAN FROM MSLSD
(Title wouldn’t copy,so I made up my own; can you tell?)
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump confronted an MSNBC reporter while holding a press conference Thursday at the U.S.-Mexico border, shouting him down after he objected to the phrasing of his question.
Host Jose Diaz-Balart, who also works for Telemundo, attempted to ask the real-estate mogul about the controversial comments he made at the outset of his campaign about those who are illegally entering the U.S. from Mexico.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/07/23/crowd-erupts-in-applause-at-how-donald-trump-handles-msnbc-host-at-presser-youre-finished/
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Boehner Won’t Say That GOP House Will Defund Planned Parenthood
JOHNNY,IF YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY THE ROLE OF TOUGH GUY,YOU MIGHT WANT TO WIPE OBAMA’S MAN-JUICE OFF YOUR CHIN FIRST.
That’s why the Energy and Commerce Committee and the Judiciary Committee are doing an investigation,” said Boehner. “I expect we will have hearings, and the more we learn, the more it will educate our decisions in the future.”
A moment later during the press conference another reporter asked, “Are you going to use the appropriations process to gut Planned Parenthood?”
Boehner responded, “There is an investigation under way, and I expect there will be hearings. And as that process develops, we’ll make decisions based on — based on the facts. But let’s get the facts first.”
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/brittany-m-hughes/boehner-wont-say-gop-house-will-defund-planned-parenthood
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Kenya to Obama: Welcome Home
“The American President Barack Obama is lucky to have two homes. His first home is the United States and the second one is Kenya,” Kenyan entrepreneur Dr. Chris Kirubi told allAfrica.com.
“Barack Obama’s father is 100 percent Kenyan. For heaven sake, a child is known to be from where the father originated because the father is the anchor of the family. He can belong to the world, but his gene came from Kenya,” he continued, reports allAfrica.com.
ODD…NO MENTION OF KANSAS, WHERE HIS MOTHER WAS FROM
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2015/07/23/kenya-to-obama-welcome-home-n2029548
FORTUNATELY,HE’S ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS SO HE DIDN’T HAVE TO TAKE MOOCH.IT’S FOR THE BEST.SHE MAY HAVE BEEN IN DANGER THROUGH MISTAKEN IDENTITY:
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GEE,HAVEN’T HAD A BLACK MOB BEAT A WHITE MAN FOR ALMOST A DAY
CAUGHT ON VIDEO-> Mob of Black Youths BEAT White Man Carrying Confederate Flag – Then Take His Flag
A mob of black youths beat a white man carrying a Confederate flag in Charleston last weekend.
The video was posted earlier this week.
The youths beat the man down to the pavement and then took his flag.
One man was carrying a bat.
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MENTALLY DISTURBED MAN OPENS FIRE IN A MOVIE THEATER…KILLS TWO WOMEN AND WOUNDS NINE BEFORE COMMITTING SUICIDE WHEN HIS ESCAPE WAS BLOCKED BY POLICE.
When I first heard the news this morning on the radio,the first words used,I swear,were:white man shoots up theatre.
Lafayette Shooter ID’d: John Russell Houser from Alabama – Conservative Radio Guest, Tea Party Supporter, Mental Health Issues
Houser is from Phoenix City, Alabama, and has no known connection to Lafayette, police said. Houser was described as a drifter by police, who said he had likely been in Lafayette since early July.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/07/lafayette-shooter-idd-john-russell-houser-from-alabama-conservative-radio-guest/
THE LEFT IS NOTHING IF NOT PREDICTABLE: Here is what Leftist Attention Whore Piers Morgan had to say,
Spare me your crocodile tears, Governor Jindal, you’ve got the blood from this massacre all over your NRA-approved hands
His voice wobbled, his lips trembled and his eyes welled up as he dug deep into the reservoirs of statesmanlike emotion.
‘This is a time for us to come together,’ he said, ‘What we can do now is pray. We can hug these families, shower them with love, thoughts and prayers.’
All fine words, of course.
Exactly what a Governor should say when people in his state have just been murdered and maimed as they watch a movie.
But Jindal’s rhetoric made me want to vomit, coming as they did from a man who’s on record as saying: ‘In Louisiana we love us some guns.’
Louisiana has twice the national average of gun deaths, with 18 per 100,000 residents. (Rhode Island, again by comparison, has just 3 per 100,000).
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3173327/PIERS-MORGAN-Spare-crocodile-tears-Governor-Jindal-ve-got-blood-massacre-NRA-approved-hands.html#ixzz3gpXLnEhI
PIERS, IF YOU HAD AN HONEST BONE IN YOUR USELESS BODY,YOU POMPOUS TURD,YOU WOULD MENTION THAT MOST GUN DEATHS ARE IN NEW ORLEANS,WHERE THE CITY IS OVERWHELMINGLY BLACK.BUT WHY LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY WHEN YOU’RE ASSAULTING THE CHARACTER OF A GOOD MAN.
Added by CtH: And let’s not forget that movie theater was a “Gun Free Zone” … except oopsie, the bad guy didn’t obey the nice Piers Morgan Approved Policy.
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After a bad person killed 5 of Obama’s people (he is the CINC after all), he went to NYC for a fundraiser and a Broadway show.
After a bad person killed 2 of Jindal’s people, he went to be with the bereaved.
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Rachel Dolezal, outed as white, now braiding hair for money
AWWWW…LET’S HAVE A PITY PARTY
Rachel Dolezal, the local NAACP president in Washington state who resigned after it was revealed that she is white and not black, is now braiding hair to make ends meet after also losing a part-time university teaching job.
Dolezal told Vanity Fair magazine that her last check from Eastern Washington University in June and she now sees several clients a week for braids and weaves to support herself and her 13-year-old son.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/national/rachel-dolezal-who-was-outed-as-a-white-woman-now-/nm4MQ/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners4
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Hillary Stalking “Friend” For Dinner Date For Second Time In Two Days…
I’D RATHER DRINK RAW SEWAGE
Date: July 23, 2015 at 12:03:10 PM
From: Hillary Clinton
To: Andrew
Subject: dinner?
Friend —
I’d like the chance to get to know you over dinner.
Thank you for adding your name — now chip in to be automatically entered again to fly out and meet me on the campaign trail for a meal this summer.
This is our opportunity to spend some time together before things get a little crazier. And I bet the food will be pretty good, too.
The campaign will cover your flight and accommodations, so why not enter again right now?
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/your-dinner-with-hillary/
Thanks,
Hillary
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Daddy daycare! Anthony Weiner goes for a stroll with son Jordan as news emerges he’s landed a job at PR firm for hot dogs
Weiner stepped out for a stroll in New York City on Thursday along with his son Jordan just as news emerged he’ll be working for PR crisis firm MWW
HUMA’S BOYTOY WILL BE HUSTLING WEENIES…OF ONE SORT OR ANOTHER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172631/Anthony-Weiner-goes-stroll-son-Jordan-news-emerges-s-landed-job-PR-firm-used-Ball-Park-HOT-DOGS.html#ixzz3gpdDptyl
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Ted Cruz: If the DOJ Were Not An Arm of The DNC, They Would Have Already Opened an Investigation Into Planned Parenthood
CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT
“Both of those (Planned Parenthood) officials appear to confess to multiple felonies. It is a felony with jail time to sell body parts of unborn children for profit”
Ted Cruz on Fox Business with Neil Cavuto. He’s exactly right about the Dept. of Justice here.
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Rutgers Professor: White People Are “The Face Of The Oppressor”
After making headlines earlier in the year for her rant about “A**hole God” and “White Supremacist Jesus”, Rutgers Professor Brittney Cooper is back at it again, with another op-ed on Salon. This time, she rants about the Sandra Bland tragedy, and how all white people are the “face of the oppressor”.
THIS IS WHO IS TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN
SORRY,FOLKS…I’M JUST A STINKER TODAY
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/07/rutgers-professor-white-people-face-oppressor/
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Neglected goats rescued from Connecticut farm in one of state’s largest animal cruelty seizures to be auctioned off
SORRY,THIS WAS TOO EASY
LOVESICK MUSLIMS ARE BRINGING THEIR JIHAD MONEY
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3172949/Thirteen-neglected-goats-rescued-Connecticut-farm-one-state-s-largest-animal-cruelty-seizures-auctioned-off.html#ixzz3gphF7ZXw
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Biden: Dems Should Be Poor, Like Me
UNCLE JOE HAS COLLECTED A GOVERNMENT CHECK HIS ENTIRE ADULT LIFE AND INTENDS TO LIVE ON SOCIAL SECURITY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
“Folks, we ought to start in our own party,” he told a liberal gathering this week. “You ought to be demanding of all of us, all of us, because at least in our own party fights among ourselves, in primaries, that we adhere to a policy that doesn’t rest on millionaires and billionaires.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with being wealthy, he hastened to add. It’s fine to “take their money in limited amounts,” Biden said. But, he warned, candidates must also be willing to stand up to big donors.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/07/17/biden-dems-should-be-poor-like-me/
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Video: Hillary once again plays the part of sad trombone in her own campaign video
More proof that the absolute best thing for the Hillary Clinton campaign is as little of Hillary Clinton as possible. Her press strategy isn’t brave or right, but it’s probably strategically correct. Even plopping her into a prewritten, planned, focus-grouped video is fraught with awful. As we’ve already seen, a press conference or short confrontation of any sort is much worse
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/07/21/video-hillary-once-again-plays-the-part-of-sad-trombone-in-her-own-campaign-video/
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Jim Walter’s first in 18 months … “Oh, sweet sizzling mother of fermented frog feces” … read the rest @
http://jimwalterpix.typepad.com/download-the-kaboom/2015/07/lycopenes-and-farsi-throwbacks.html
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