TROLLS, REDEFINED

To some of my dearest friends in the world, Chrissy, BoB and Ting;
I had some troll images cached, but hadn’t posted them yet. Actually, Tyler’s mom collected the little critters while she was growing up.
Did y’all have the ones with the jewels in the belly?

or did you make cool clothes for them like these?

Added by CtH: Yes and yes.  🙂  We also had furniture and cardboard houses we made for them.  Christmas 1994, they starred in our family’s nativity scene.

1994_12 M&K troll nativity

1994 M plays trolls a

Since the advent of the inter webs, the term “troll” has a whole new meaning. Fortunately, this site is very good at filtering the spam that these losers like to post, just to disseminate their venom. I imagine they kind of look like these:

IF I HAVEN’T TICKED ANYBODY OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVEN’T DONE MY JOB

THE SHOW MUST GO ON
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Pop Goes the Fetus 1

Naive American

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Now I know how Billy Graham felt’: Pumped up Trump addresses his biggest crowd yet at 40,000-seat Alabama stadium (but leaves 10,000 seats empty)
    LIBERAL BRITISH NEWSER GRUDGINGLY POSTED THIS
    Republican front-runner addressed massive crowd in Mobile
    Started his speech by saying: ‘I know how Billy Graham felt’
    The 40,000-seat Ladd-Peebles Stadium was about half-full during speech
    HALF-FULL?THE STADIUM SEATS 40,000;THERE WERE 30,000 THERE.THAT MUST REPRESENT HALF IN THEM FOREIGN COUNTRIES
    Reiterated intention to end ‘birthright citizenship’ for immigrants’ children
    Attacked Obama, saying Obamacare was his only domestic success
    THIS IS SO SLANTED YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TIP YOUR DEVICE SIDEWAYS TO READ IT


    TRUMP begins by talking about illegal immigration, he goes after Jeb right away.

    At the 7:30 mark, he is joined on stage by Republican Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3206742/I-don-t-want-wait-Donald-Trump-tells-crowd-Alabama-stadium-wishes-election-tomorrow-far-ahead-opponents-despite-hype-stadium-half-full.html#ixzz3jkg8z8LS

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Thousands Rally In Support Of Kentucky Clerk That Refuses To Issue Same Sex Marriage Licenses

    Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, who has for weeks been denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples, told a fiery crowd of religious supporters on Saturday that “God is alive, and he is on the throne.”

    The comment drew cheers from thousands who packed the back lawn of the state Capitol in support of Davis and other Kentucky clerks who have ceased providing marriage licenses since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in June that all couples have a fundamental right to marry.
    http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2015/08/22/thousands-rally-support-rowan-clerk/32199993/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Democratic Blues

    Barack Obama will leave his party in its worst shape since the Great Depression—even if Hillary wins.
    Even as Democrats look favorably ahead to the presidential landscape of 2016, the strength in the Electoral College belies huge losses across much of the country. In fact, no president in modern times has presided over so disastrous a stretch for his party, at almost every level of politics.

    http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/08/democratic-blues-121561.html#ixzz3jknVO7sB

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      Remember when Dems were moaning about bad polls and Obama told them, “But you’ve got me.” More like, “Cuz” than “But.” ::snork::

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DNC Chair Debbie Shultz says ‘Anchor Baby’ is VULGAR and insulting

    DNC Chair Debbie Shultz says ‘Anchor Baby’ is VULGAR and insulting

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hillary vs. Judicial Watch

    A strange, but predictable thing happened on the way to Hillary’s coronation. What happened that’s hurt Hillary most is that she reverted to Clinton form. She’s unlikable. She’s been secretive. She’s acted like the rules don’t apply to her. That’s before she pissed off the MSM with her petulant behavior.

    In short, Clinton’s handlers let Madam Hillary be Madam Hillary.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/08/hillary-vs-judicial-watch.html#.VdtTYcvlsdU

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cheer up, guys! The Obamas look downcast as they return home from two-week break on Martha’s Vineyard
    Barack, Michelle, Sasha and Malia were all grimacing as they stepped off Marine One at the White House

    NEVER HAS SO MUCH BEEN BESTOWED ON PEOPLE LESS DESERVING AND LESS APPRECIATIVE THAN THIS CLAN OF GOVERNMENT PARASITES

    The President managed to squeeze in one last game of golf at Farm Neck Golf Club before he jetted back
    He and Michelle first got off the helicopter at Cape Cod where they managed to smile as they greeted crowds
    Obama ends the summer without the controversies that have gripped his previous summer vacations

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207790/Obama-sheds-summer-curse-just-time-daunting-fall.html#ixzz3jkqeRTUJ

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Fresh Off 17 Day Vacation, Obama Flies Out This Morning To Las Vegas Fundraiser

    Thought this was a gag at first.

    10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    12:30 pm || Lunch with Biden
    2:40 pm || Departs White House
    4:20 pm PT || Arrives Las Vegas
    4:00 pm PT || Delivers remarks at the National Clean Energy Summit; Las Vegas
    6:35 pm PT || Attends a fundraiser for the Nevada State Democratic Party; private residence, Henderson, Nevada

    First business of the day is at 10:30. Well, SportsCenter isn’t going to watch itself. Oh, and in a bizarre coincidence, Nevada’s own Dingy Harry endorsed Obama’s insane Iran deal just as he flies in for a fundraiser.

    Meanwhile, the stock market is in freefall, but nothing would ever prevent Obama from making the fundraising rounds.

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Chris Christie Iowa Protesters Tossed off Stage
    ANIMAL RIGHTS LOONS RUSH THE STAGE
    IOWA STATE TROOPERS SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE
    .

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Lib Doctor to Conservative Woman: “Die Soon, There are Liberals Waiting for Your Organs”
    Conservative Harriet Baldwin tweeted talker Larry Elder this morning to thank him for his commentary on FOX and Friends Weekend.

    After she tweeted Elder Dr. Reneh Karamians in California tweeted this out to Harriet:
    “Seriously, Die Soon. 😉 There are liberals waiting for ur organs. Lol”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/08/doctor-to-conservative-woman-die-soon-there-are-liberals-waiting-for-your-organs/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Morning Joe: Why Does Clinton Keep Lying?

    Because that’s what the Clintons do. Unfortunately for them, they’re not very good at it anymore.

    The latest: A federal judge now says that Hillary did, in fact, violate policy by keeping emails on her own server. What’s more, looks like not only her server, but the devices used by her aides were also scrubbed or destroyed.

    The FBI is involved. Do people get this? A presidential candidate is under criminal investigation. Her claims about the emails are demonstrably false. She is going to survive.

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    • Hillary’s toast. How do I know? Barack and ValJar wish to make it so. They’re behind all this. Lois Lerner did stuff just as bad and she skates.

      Here’s what I don’t get: the Obamas and the Clintons hate one another. Obama resented Bill being “the first black president” and his quote “a couple years ago this guy would be serving us coffee.” Bill resents BO playing the race card in SC and railroading his wife to the sidelines through Machiavellian campaign shenanigans in 2008. And they couldn’t have more different personalities, they’re like fire and ice.

      So if that’s the case, why doesn’t the Clinton camp spill the beans on where Obama’s bodies are buried? At what point will they finally say “F it” and go scorched-earth on his ass? His phony BC, his fraudulent college applications and student records, Michelle’s divorce proceedings, his Connecticut SS # for Harrison J. Bounel, the dozen or so murders, all of it. It’s out there, we all know about it, so how far can they push-push-push Bill and Hillary before the pushback?

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Lawyer For Bergdahl: Trump Calling Bergdahl A “Dirty, Rotten Traitor” Prevents Him From Getting A Fair Trial…

    HE SHOULD BE CHARGE WITH EIGHT COUNTS OF MURDER

    The attorney for Bowe Bergdahl, the Army sergeant accused of deserting his base in Afghanistan before he was taken prisoner by the Taliban, says presidential candidate Donald Trump’s criticism of his client threatens Bergdahl’s ability to get a fair trial.
    http://www.stripes.com/news/us/trump-s-remarks-threaten-fair-trial-for-bergdahl-lawyer-says-1.363910

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘Stump For Trump’ Girls Say Trump Is Action, Not Talk
    I CAN’T HELP IT…I JUST LOVE THESE TWO
    .

    THEN THERES THE WHITEST,MOST RACE-OBSESSED MOUTH-BREATHER IN THE COUNTRY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUq5hzOulO8

    While guffawing over a turnout of tens of thousands at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Alabama, on Friday evening to see Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump, MSNBC host Chris Matthews referred to the area as the “Redneck Rivera.”

    Proving that the left struggles to look beyond the color of one’s skin, Matthews took care to ask NBC reporter Katy Tur about the racial makeup of Trump’s supporters.

    “Are there any black people there?” he asked.
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/08/22/msnbcs-ignorant-question-of-the-day-did-any-black-people-show-up-at-trumps-redneck-riviera-rally-241390

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    • I say this day after day, but the Dems haven’t carried the white vote since JFK. In other words, eliminating the black vote would have given us solid Republican presidents for the last fifty years.

      So of course there’s no black people at a Republican rally, they don’t vote Republican. Until we expand the bennies, they never will.

      Does that make us racist, or them? Ooh, cosmic mind blown …

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    House GOP Chairman Stops Keystone XL Push, Calls It ‘Poison Pill’

    Upton concedes “we’re not going to get the president to sign that as part of any deal” on energy bill.

    THIS UBER-RINO FRED UPTON IS THE PRECISE REASON TRUMP IS SO POPULAR RIGHT NOW….SURRENDERING WITHOUT A WHIMPER
    One of the things I’m actively working against is what I call poison pills by one side or the other — so yes, of course I support Keystone. We’ve had a number of votes on that, but I know that’s not going to fly,” Upton said at an event sponsored by National Journal.
    http://pjmedia.com/blog/house-gop-chairman-stops-keystone-xl-push-calls-it-poison-pill/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    WaPo Writer: Black Votes Should Count For More Than White Votes
    THEY ALREADY DO…MOST OF THESE KNEE-GROWS VOTE 5 OR 10 TIMES EVERY ELECTION CYCLE

    “Racial reconciliation is impossible without some kind of broad-based, systemic reparations,” writes Theodore R. Johnson, a former White House fellow and current Ph.D candidate in law and policy at Northeastern University. “But if a pecuniary answer can’t fix the structural disadvantage — and it can’t — what can?”

    The answer, Johnson argues, is simple: weighted voting, where black votes count for more than white ones. Specifically, Johnson suggests giving each black person five-thirds of a vote, to reverse the old three-fifths compromise written into the U.S. Constitution.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/23/wapo-writer-black-votes-should-count-for-more-than-white-votes/

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    • Whites are horrible people who will never, under any circumstances, enable racial reconciliation. In fact, we’re so horrible black people legislate to live in our neighborhoods and patronize our businesses.

      Since whites can never atone for White Privilege, let’s give our friends in the black community Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana. Wall it off and call it New Africa, a Xanadu where the black community can thrive and prosper without oppressive interference from the White Devil.

      I’m confident that within three to four years New Africa would surpass the GDP growth of the U.S.A., and would cultivate a society based on principles of harmony and understanding. Their progeny would thrive and their legacy endure. Cure for cancer, anyone?

      At least that’s been the Utopian result for every Urban Renewal project for the past fifty years, eh?

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    16 ISIS Fighters Contract AIDS After Raping Two Moroccan Girls, Will Now Become Suicide Bombers…

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Colonel Sanders’ Misfit Nephew Bernie

    “It’s Finger-Lickin’ Good!…But Then What Isn’t?”

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    HOW THE HELL DID THE PEOPLE OF CALI EVER ELECT THIS MOONBAT ANYWAY?

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    • Right before the last gubernatorial election the lady behind me in a grocery store checkout lane, apropos of nothing, started proselytizing for Brown to me and the checkout girl. I asked her if she’d ever voted for a Republican in her life; she sneered at me.

      To Democrats, nearly all of whom are atheists, politics is their religion. Let’s ask Chrissy to renounce Catholicism and we see what we’re up against. It’s not fact-based, it’s faith-based, and an integral part of their very substance and being.

      I have a clip of Brown being interviewed last month, asking in shock and disbelief if we “want to let the oil companies set the prices for their product?!?”, or if we believe, as any sane person would, that the government should control the prices. In other words, classic Communism. Unfortunately we’re at a point in our nation where I fear the majority truly believe Big Guv knows best.

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  18. Ting's avatar Ting

    No jewels in my trolls’ bellies. I was a little southern lady and my mother would not have allowed it under any circumstances! those were fun photos, Pete!

    I have never seen so many morose photos of a First Family in my life. I know they weren’t all happy over the years, but I appreciate the efforts in the past to pretend.

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