TAKE A DEEP BREATH

This post is not going to be very popular, I’m afraid. One week on from the Paris massacre, black students demanding the elimination of all things white, a purported leader so clueless and cowardly he makes the ultra-socialist president of France look like Rambo by comparison, and hordes of “refugees” with ISIS assassins intermingled steaming toward our shores, I’ve had all I can stand for one week.
If you are looking for news items about suicide bombers, phony republicans, Obama golfing, Mooch whining, student protests and human trash brutalizing children look elsewhere. This is a completely non-political posting done with the express purpose clearing the air of the stench that is all-encompassing. The one exception (if you can call it that) is the following trailers for the upcoming movie,”13 Hours” about the Americans that were slaughtered at Benghazi,Libya after the Muslim apologist and the next president both turned their backs and walked away.

Watch the New Trailer for Michael Bay’s Movie About the Benghazi Attack

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THIS IS 100% ME
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Sorry to post so many, but it’s been quite a while since I’ve had the chance

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  1. Love it, Pete! Thanks for the laughs!

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    Chinese hairdresser nearly dies after performing DIY castration in an attempt to complete transition to a woman
    •Li Xiongjin, born to a traditional family, has always wanted to be a woman
    •Self operation led to hemorrhage. His parents didn’t know the real cause
    •He recently decided to undergo medical surgery to realise life-long dream
    OWOWOWOW!
    CUTTING OFF YOUR OWN MANPARTS HAS GOT TO BE A NEW KIND OF PAIN

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3323976/Chinese-man-castrates-woman-trainee-hairdresser-nearly-loses-life-fatal-DIY-surgery.html

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    The 15 Hottest Holiday Toys of 2015
    The toy manufacturers try to predict what the hot toys will be each year.My years in the business ahve taught me you can’t tell kids what toys they like…they’ll tell you.

    Toys R Us has released its annual list of hot toys, with a $37.99 light-up alien coming in at first place. The retail giant expects these toys to be the most sought-after and anticipated items of the holiday season.
    Bright Beats Dance & Move BeatBo from Fisher-Price, $37.99

    Doc McStuffins Take Care of Me Lambie from Just Play, $49.99
    FIFTY BUCKS??RU KIDDING ME?

    https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/the-15-hottest-holiday-toys-of-2015-128845975542.html

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    Don’t mess with karate kid Jesse | Audition Week 2 | Britain’s Got Talent 2015
    THIS KID IS NINE YEARS OLD

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    Five-year-old brain cancer sufferer brings ‘bad guys’ to justice as police force fulfills his dream of being an officer – giving him a badge, a uniform and even swearing him in
    Shavez Forte was diagnosed with a Stage IV brain tumor last month
    The little boy wants to be a police officer, so the local police department in Pittsfield, Massachusetts made him one for a day
    Shavez helped break up a fake fight between detectives, was sworn in, and sat in the chief’s chair
    IT SEEMS I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3325678/Five-year-old-brain-cancer-sufferer-brings-bad-guys-justice-police-force-fulfills-dream-officer-giving-badge-uniform-swearing-in.html#ixzz3s3dTdhkL

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    The ultimate guide for buying a Thanksgiving turkey

    IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN SOMEBODY TRIES TO DEEP FRY A TURKEY AND WINDS UP BURNING DOWN THEIR GARAGE
    It’s that time. Farmers’ markets and butcher shops have started taking orders for Thanksgiving turkeys and soon enough—like next week—you’ll start seeing fresh turkeys at the supermarket.
    NOW,THAT’S FRESH

    If you’ve been tapped for turkey duty this year, the chatter in your brain might start to sound something like this: Fresh, frozen, or fancy heritage bird? How big should I go? Andhttp://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/19/ultimate-guide-for-buying-thanksgiving-turkey/?intcmp=hpff when should I buy this thing?

    Stop the madness and the Googling. We’re here to help you through the biggest food purchase for the biggest food holiday of the year (no pressure, though).

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/19/ultimate-guide-for-buying-thanksgiving-turkey/?intcmp=hpff

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    Quarter of men believe they have ‘man periods’
    NEVER HAD ‘EM….BUT THEN I WAS NEVER A METROSEXUAL

    As part of a study of 2,412 people (50pc men and 50pc women), male participants were asked if they frequently suffered the same common side effects of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) that women experience during their menstrual cycle, including tiredness, cramps and increased sensitivity.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/quarter-of-men-believe-they-have-man-periods/

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    18 GIFTS IN A JAR…PERFECT FOR GIVING WHEN YOU’RE BROKE
    Chrissy:as handy as you are,I thought you might like to see these

    This is such a sweet idea for your partner. Fill a jar with 52 date ideas; one for every week of the year.

    http://news.yahoo.com/photos/18-gifts-jar-perfect-youre-160213036/sweet-idea-partner-fill-jar-photo-160213428.html

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    Chick-fil-A Worker Pays Tribute To Our Veterans In Patriotic Song

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    McDonald’s is getting rid of the Dollar Menu after more than a decade

    The Dollar Menu will be replaced with the ‘McPick 2’ menu, which will allow customers to pick two items for $2 dollars
    The McDouble, McChicken, small fries and mozzarella sticks are some of the items that will be on the new value menu

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3325350/McDonald-s-getting-rid-Dollar-Menu-decade.html#ixzz3s3n9vRfv

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    Thanksgiving Meal Costs Most Ever as Bird Flu Hits Turkeys

    The average cost of Thanksgiving dinner in the U.S. this year will rise to a record, topping $50 for the first time, as turkey prices jump 6.4 percent after the worst outbreak ever of avian influenza wiped out millions of the birds, a farm group said.
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-11-19/thanksgiving-meal-costs-most-ever-after-turkeys-hit-by-bird-flu

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    Barbie ad stars a boy for the first time. The end of gendered toys?
    THEY’VE TURNED OUR BOYS INTO GIRLS
    A new commercial for a limited edition Moschino Barbie features a little boy playing with the doll, a first in the brand’s history. The move could prove a shrewd business decision as the market slowly moves away from gender-specific toys

    http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2015/1117/Barbie-ad-stars-a-boy-for-the-first-time.-The-end-of-gendered-toys-video

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    Experts blast ‘despicable’ owners for scaring their cats with CUCUMBERS as part of cruel online video craze
    People are freaking out their cats with cucumbers as part of a new craze
    Prank sees the cucumber placed behind the animals as they are eating
    Cats are then startled after turning around to find the object so close

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3325760/Experts-blast-despicable-cat-owners-scaring-pets-cucumbers-online-craze-saying-cause-animals-prolonged-stress.html#ixzz3s3r3duCO

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    Emma and Cinnamon | Little Girl and Horse Are Best Friends

    MY CUTE-O-METER JUST PEGGED

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    This is the first time in a while I’ve finished a post and my head didn’t hurt

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