WEEKLY WRAPUP

Just an assortment of odds and ends for anybody who happens to wander by.

My black friend Willie and I were chatting as we prepped our papers this morning, talking about nothing in particular. On a whim, I thought I’d see if I could get him started ranting, so I mentioned about what a filthy religion Islam is. To my knowledge, he’s not a muslim. Heck, he has a white wife and he works two jobs. But that was all it took.
“Have you ever read the Koran?” he asked.
“You mean the one that says if somebody doesn’t believe what you do you have a right to kill them? Or adulterers are to be stoned to death? Christians and Jews beheaded? Kill your daughter or wife if she speaks to a man who’s not a relative? Or the part about 40 year old men marrying 8 year old girls?’

He never heard a word. He just kept shouting about non-muslim terrorists, but couldn’t come up with anything but the Planned Parenthood shooting. This is the same friend who, after 7 years of Obama destroying the middle class, is still claiming these are all Bush’s fault. He’s still my friend but he is still firmly ensconced on the liberal plantation. There is no reasoning with unreasonable people.

PLANS HAVEN’T BEEN ANNOUNCED YET, BUT I’M SURE THE HAPPY CAMPERS WILL BE JETTING OFF TO HAWAII ON OUR DIME FOR A FEW WEEKS.
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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Chris Cuomo, son of the former liberal governor of New York and brother of the current liberal governor of New York, has been given the job of hosting a supposedly unbiased program by a supposedly unbiased network. And so here’s the result.

    This is why there’s a Fox News

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    • Fiorina’s “vocal fry” is extremely grating (moreso even than Bill Clinton’s), and she should definitely sue her plastic surgeon, but she has a fantastic ability to push back when confronted by your typical liberal Goebbels. Her takedown of Chris Matthews defending Hillary (“When did she lie?”) was epic.

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Barack Obama Has Destroyed the US Middle Class

    Under Barack Obama the Middle Class in America has been decimated.

    The Obama record– More pain, More poverty, More suffering.
    ** 1 in 2 working Americans make less than $30,000 a year.
    ** More Children Live in Poverty Today Than During 2008 Recession
    ** Obamanomics in Action: Worst Labor Force Participation Rate Since 1977
    ** Obamanomics in Action… More Young Adults Live at Home Than in 2009
    ** Obamanomics in Action: One in Five US Families Not Working
    ** Obamanomics in Action: Real Hourly Income Down 10% Under Obama
    ** Obamanomics in Action: 11.4 Million Americans Have Left Workforce Since Obama Took Office
    ** OBAMANOMICS IN ACTION: Typical US Household Worth One-Third Less Than Under Bush
    ** Obamanomics in Action… One-Fifth of Middle Class Falls into Poverty

    It’s no surprise that 2 out of 3 Middle Class, working class districts in America vote Republican.

    Now this…
    The US Middle Class is no longer the majority in the United States – Obama changed that.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/12/confirmed-barack-obama-has-destroyed-the-us-middle-class/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Scalia argues black students benefit from ‘slower’ colleges

    I READ THIS ARTICLE AND I JUST KNEW THE LEFT WOULD BE THROWN INTO FITS OF APOPLEXY
    “There are those who contend that it does not benefit African-Americans to get them into the University of Texas, where they do not do well — as opposed to having them go to a less advanced school, a slower-track school where they do well,” Scalia said from the bench. “One of the briefs pointed out that most of the black scientists in this country don’t come from schools like the University of Texas. They come from lesser schools where they do not feel that they’re being pushed ahead in classes that are too fast for them.”
    https://www.yahoo.com/politics/scalia-argues-black-students-benefit-from-slower-210637220.html

    AAAANNNNDDD I WAS RIGHT
    Left Claims Justice Scalia’s Racist — That’s Because They’re Contemptible Liars
    The media are lying liars who lie.

    The latest proof comes in the form of a concerted attack on Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who engaged in questioning of attorneys in a case about the Constitutionality of race-based affirmative action. The attorney in favor of affirmative action argued that ensuring diversity of race was an important goal for the government, and that if affirmative action were ended, black student enrollment would drop at top universities.
    http://www.dailywire.com/news/1751/left-claiming-justice-scalias-racist-thats-because-ben-shapiro#.Vmmang0hqe0.twitter

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    • Black people and white people are just alike, hater. That’s why blacks don’t get sickle cell and have straight blond hair. And why the entire NFL backfield is a buncha white guys.

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Intervened For Mining Company On Behalf Of Her Son-In-Law While She Was At State Dept

    IF YOU HAD TO WAKE UP NEXT TO HER UGLY-ASS KID EVERY DAY,YOU’D EXPECT SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL.

    As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton intervened in a request forwarded by her son-in-law on behalf of a deep-sea mining firm to meet with her or other State Department officials after one of the firm’s investors asked Chelsea Clinton’s husband for help setting up such contacts, according to the most recently released Clinton emails.

    The lobbying effort on behalf of Neptune Minerals Inc. came while Clinton — now the leading Democratic presidential candidate — was advocating for an Obama administration push to win Senate approval for a sweeping law of the sea treaty. The pact would have aided U.S. mining companies scouring for minerals in international waters, but the Republican-dominated Senate blocked it.
    http://www.weaselzippers.us/244635-hillary-clinton-intervened-for-mining-company-on-behalf-of-her-son-in-law-while-she-was-at-state-dept/

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    • At this point in her forty-year criminal history this mining deal falls somewhere between #102 and who-gives-a-**** in the Hillary Clinton Felonious Assault board game.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama gets her ‘gangsta’ on in RAP video; only thing missing is her grabbing her crotch!
    Jackie Kennedy she is not.

    Secure in the knowledge that they can do no wrong in the eyes of an adoring media, optics are all but an afterthought for President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama.

    But did Mrs. Obama really think through a new rap video encouraging kids to go to college?
    I BROUGHT UP TO WILLIE THIS MORNING HOW EMBARRASSING IT WAS TO HAVE OUR FIRST LADY DOING RAP VIDEOS….HE SAW NO PROBLEM WITH IT.

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/12/10/michelle-obama-gets-her-gangsta-on-in-rap-video-only-thing-missing-is-her-grabbing-her-crotch-283027?hvid=2IgShL#ixzz3u2o31WhR

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    • Anyone hip to the mass shooting last month at Bunny Friend Park in New Orleans? Seventeen shot, some seriously, by multiple gunmen. No, you hadn’t heard? Maybe that’s because the shooters and the victims were black. BL-“DON’T”-M, I guess.

      But I’m sure Michelle’s rap video is going to compel these hoodlum assailants to take out $100,000 student loans and rush right down to Tulane. Just like her hashtag “Bring Back Our Girls” forced Boko Haram to disband. Or Hillary Clinton’s campaign to disarm ISIS with love and understanding has them surrendering and apologizing around the globe.

      I swear, we’re being run by 13-year-old schoolgirls with rainbow glitter pens.

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    2015 White House Christmas Card Makes No Mention of ‘Christmas’

    Here is the 2015 Official Obama WH Christmas Card

    Shocker-
    No mention of Christmas, no Jesus, no nativity….Nothing.
    HOW UNSURPRISING


    It’s a ‘Holiday’ card, of course.

    ‘With gratitude and cheer, we send our warmest wishes and happiness this holiday season’

    Not even a Christmas tree…

    Obama vs. Bush Christmas Card

    Bush White House Christmas Card 2007

    ‘You alone are the LORD’-

    ‘You Made the Heavens’…
    ‘The multitudes of heaven worship you’

    Bible verse is from Nehemiah 9:6

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Disgraceful White House Hanukkah celebration
    MY FRIEND WILLIE STILL INSISTS THAT BARRY IS A “CHRISTIAN”
    CHECK OUT THIS HATEFUL BITCH AND THE LUMP OF MASHED POTATOES STANDING NEXT TO HER

    Leave to Barack Obama to turn what should be a celebration of the Jewish people’s survival in the face of adversity into a politicized rant celebrating the cause of the Palestinians, who want to “drive them into the sea,” as has been promised since the birth of the modern State of Israel.
    the White House chose Susan Talve to light the Menorah. Talve is a member of the anti-Israel group T’ruah which is currently promoting assorted “soft BDS” programs. She’s also a Ferguson activist. Her behavior was deeply insulting to the religious Jewish community and made it clear that the White House was determined to hijack even a Chanukah party to promote an anti-Jewish agenda.
    Talve screeched, “I stand here with my fierce family of clergy and black lives matter activists who took to the streets of Ferguson”.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/12/disgraceful_white_house_hanukkah_celebration.html#ixzz3u2rUpp5T

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    • This is the same guy who, every year, sends out helpful tips for transforming Thanksgiving dinner with the family into an OFA propaganda campaign complete with leaflet-dropping Hueys.

      Alinsky is nothing if not relentless.

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House: Surge in American gun purchases after mass shootings ‘ironic and tragic’

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Gun Control and Terrorism:

    “The San Bernardino terror couple didn’t buy their guns at a gun show (making the effort to close the so-called gun-show loophole irrelevant); they weren’t on the terrorism watch list (so the proposal to ban people on the list from buying guns wouldn’t have stopped them); and Syed Farook passed a background check when he bought two handguns (rendering calls for universal background checks moot). …

    “But please don’t confuse the anti-gun campaigners with facts. Their ignorance is invincible, and necessary to their crusade.” — National Review

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Deal to end oil export ban in sight

    THE REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN PUSHING FOR EXPORT OF LIGHT,SWEET CRUDE,THE BEST OIL IN THE WORLD FOR REFINING INTO GASOLINE.IN ORDER TO ALLOW SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HELPS THE ECONOMY,THE MINORITY DEMOCRATS ARE DEMANDING A KING’S RANSOM IN THROWAWAY MONEY TO SPEND.
    Leaders in both parties and both chambers have been working on the bills, and Democrats, viewing the ban as a valuable bargaining chip, are demanding plenty in return.

    “It’s an act of desperation on their part, they want it so desperately,” said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), saying she could see a scenario in which she would support lifting the ban.
    While lawmakers wouldn’t discuss the specifics of what’s being negotiated, they said talks have largely centered on how long the renewed tax incentives for wind and solar power would last.

    Some Democrats’ requests are stout: Sen. Ed Markey (D-Mass.), a liberal who has opposed expanded oil exports, said 10 years should be the minimum under discussion. Others, though, have discussed two or five years.
    http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/262874-deal-to-end-oil-export-ban-in-sight

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Trump-Backed Unfunded Mayor Dunks Donor-Fueled ‘Community Organizer’ In Maine

    A Donald Trump-supporting incumbent mayor will remain in office for a third term as mayor of this small Maine city of 36,000, which has been deluged in recent years with thousands of Muslim Somali immigrants.

    Robert Macdonald, a 68-year-old Republican, was outspent 15-1 by Ben Chin, a 30-year-old community organizer on the payroll of a large local leftist political group, the Maine People’s Alliance. Chin won the preliminary election last month, but did not receive the majority he needed to avoid a runoff against the two-term GOP incumbent.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/09/trump-backed-unfunded-mayor-dunks-donor-fueled-community-organizer-maine/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton: Obama’s ISIS Strategy “Is Close To Mine”
    The RNC needs to cut a web ad ASAP using this video as ISIS has flourished under President Obama and his ‘strategy’ to ‘defeat and ultimately destroy’ ISIS has been an unmitigated disaster

    Here’s Hillary, taking questions during an editorial board interview Tuesday with the CSMonitor. Yeah, our strategies are pretty close-

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    • Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

      Even MSNBC Poll Shows Support for Immigration Ban

      Non-whites Overwhelmingly Approve
      The media keeps telling us that Trump’s immigration stance is “racist”. Yet poll after poll show that some non-whites support his views on immigration even more than white people.

      When asked if Trump went to far when he called for a temporary ban on Muslim immigration, 87% of Latinos, 88% of “other,” and 96% of blacks answered “no.” Among white people, 69% answered “no.” Overall, 76% of Americans answered “no.” Trump’s overall support has increased since making the comments.
      http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/12/even-msnbc-poll-shows-support-for.html#.VmtA_P1gkdU

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      • Headline at the WSJ: “Donald Trump’s Plan on Muslims Is Opposed by Most Americans; GOP Is Split, WSJ/NBC Poll Finds”

        Drill into the article: “Some 57% of everyone surveyed objected to the proposed Muslim ban—most of them saying they objected strongly—while 25% favored it.” http://goo.gl/THTE6y

        So NBC poll is calling MSNBC poll a liar? I just hate it when families squabble.

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Politics
    Colorado ACLU Board Member: Shoot Trump Voters ‘Before Election Day’
    MAYBE YOU DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT THIS
    Comparing Trump to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels, Wirbel wrote in his Facebook page:

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/10/colorado-aclu-board-member-shoot-trump-voters-before-election-day/#ixzz3u2zRVe52

    Colorado ACLU Chairman Resigns After Writing About Shooting Trump Supporters
    The co-chairman of the Colorado Springs American Civil Liberties has resigned after being criticized for a Facebook post that said to supporters of Donald Trump: “If you are voting for him, I will have to shoot you before election day.”

    The ACLU of Colorado tweeted Friday that it “has accepted Loring Wirbel’s resignation as chapter representative to our state board.”

    “The ACLU of Colorado does not condone the recent personal Facebook post of regional volunteer Loring Wirbel,” the group said.

    The co-chairman of the Colorado Springs American Civil Liberties has resigned after being criticized for a Facebook post that said to supporters of Donald Trump: “If you are voting for him, I will have to shoot you before election day.”

    The Daily Caller drew attention to the posts on Loring Wirbel’s Facebook account this week.

    The ACLU of Colorado tweeted Friday that it “has accepted Loring Wirbel’s resignation as chapter representative to our state board.”

    “The ACLU of Colorado does not condone the recent personal Facebook post of regional volunteer Loring Wirbel,” the group said.

    DEATH THREATS ARE NO BIG DEAL AS LONG AS IT’S JUST REPUBLICANS BEING TARGETED
    In a statement to TheDC, a police spokesman in Colorado Springs, Colorado, called the post “distasteful and a little alarming, given the source and content within current political environment.” But the spokesman said the department would not launch an investigation.

    “There is not an investigation underway as the contents of the threat do not address a specific individual who could be considered a victim,” Lt. Mark Comte of the Colorado Springs Police Department said in an email.

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/11/colorado-aclu-chairman-resigns-after-writing-about-shooting-trump-supporters/#ixzz3u31CiKuY

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DHS Whistleblower Claims He Might Have Prevented CA Terrorist Attack, If Gov’t Didn’t Shut Down His Investigation Of Terrorist Group For ‘Profiling Muslims’

    He was investigating a specific terrorist group, and the way they were entering in and out on the visa waiver program. He wasn’t looking at random other Muslims.

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I COULD NOT,IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,END A WEEKS POST WITHOUT POSTING SOME STUFF THATS REALLY,REALLY STUPID
    Lonely pensioners fuel surge in sales of inflatable SEX DOLLS in China as they struggle to find new partners
    •Increasing number of widowers and lonely men are turning to the sex toys
    •Pensioners are using the dolls for sex as well as companionship in China
    •Occasionally, it’s the wives who buy the dolls for husbands to avoid sex
    Hidden amongst the back streets and alleyways of Xi’an, north China, are around 2,000 adult shops.

    Perhaps surprisingly, a growing number of their customer base is pensioners looking for blow up sex dolls, reported People’s Daily Online. It’s a growing trend that’s also seen in other parts of the country.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3342718/Lonely-pensioners-fuel-surge-sales-inflatable-SEX-DOLLS-China-struggle-new-partners.html

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Man Arrested For Trying to Snort Cocaine During Traffic Stop

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Motorist Eating Bowl Of Cereal Leads Ohio Police On 30-Mile High-Speed Chase
    SHE MUST HAVE BEEN KOO-KOO FOR COCOA PUFFS

    According to investigators, Paula Johannessen was spotted driving erratically around 2:30 AM Tuesday on Interstate 70 outside Columbus. After pulling over Johannessen’s car, a Madison County Sheriff’s Office deputy noticed that the 42-year-old was “eating a bowl of cereal as she was driving.”
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cereal/speeding-cereal-enthusiast-748391

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  18. So your “friend” Willie defends Islam, applauds a Mooch rap video and knows Obama, the son and stepson of Muslims, is a Christian.

    Sounds like your morning paper-folding sessions are a real barnburner.

    From having delivered for five years, I know Sunday’s the pain-in-the-ass day, ESPECIALLY the week before Christmas. So tomorrow (12/13) why not bring up BLM, slavery and a gratuitous use or two of the N-word … see if you can turn Willie’s head into a bottle rocket.

    I’ll understand if we never hear from you again.

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