Posted by Pistol Pete
I will acquiesce to your wishes for today,even though the anorexic chicken is a hard to ignore as a 50-car pileup on the freeway.
Posted by Pistol Pete
I will acquiesce to your wishes for today,even though the anorexic chicken is a hard to ignore as a 50-car pileup on the freeway.
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ARIZONA VOTES TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD
Gov. Brewer has a habit of getting on the Kenyan Klown’s last nerve,doesn’t she?
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2012/04/24/arizona_votes_to_defund_planned_parenthood
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Way to go Arizona!
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“In 2011, eight states defunded the abortion provider to the tune of $61.7 million and have placed legislation defunding the organization in the state legislatures of Ohio, Iowa, New Hampshire, Oklahoma and of course, Arizona.” Oh yeah!!
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WEEPING FOUR-YEAR-OLD ACCUSED OF CARRYING A GUN BY TSA BASTARDS AFETR SHE HUGGED HER GRANDMOTHER
I flew once about 5 years ago.I’ll never do it again.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2134280/Weeping-year-old-girl-accused-carrying-GUN-TSA-officers-hugged-grandmother-passing-security.html?ICO=most_read_module
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If someone ran for president on a promise to abolish the TSA, he/she would probably win in a landslide.
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OUR LIAR IN CHIEF PRETENDING TO BE A PREACHER
PREACH,NEGRO,PREACH!
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Do I have an Amen?
Now he thinks he is the preacher in chief.
Sicko
Notice how he never speaks to adults anymore. Just pathetically naive, useful (college student) idiots.
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I understand why Barry and his buds want more kids to go to college. Since most so-called institutions of higher education are just leftist indoctrination centers, they produce more mindless ninnies who will always reliably vote democrat. And they produce more young adults who are up to their eyeballs in debt, and likely unemployable (unless they majored in math or engineering), who will be dependent on Big Brother for unemployment checks, food stamps, obamacare, etc. They will always vote for the party of Big Government.
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My kids have taken so much grief for not going to college. But they are all employed, and all but one are debt-free, which is more than you can say for most of their contemporaries who went to college. I’m really proud of them for swimming against the tide.
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Being a businessman,Romney would be wise to encourage young people to go into skilled trades like welders,CNC programmers,plumbers,IT specialists,they all make pretty decent money and there should be no shame in working with your hands.Do you know how much a heavy equipment operator makes?
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Yep, that would be good advice. It is getting hard to find some skilled subs in the building trades now. Especially the ones that require heavy work, like masonry, or slate roof work. The good ones are retiring and there do not seem to be many skilled and conscientious and honest tradesmen to take their places.
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Dearest and I were landlords for a few years back when the first two of our 3 were making their grand entrance.
We had to get some repairs done on the 70-year-old stucco siding, so Dearest asked around and got a recommendation for the best guy in town. Turned out to be the fellow I sat next to in 5th grade … until I stuck him in the butt with a pin and he yelped really loud and leapt into the aisle, which was one too many practical jokes between me and Eddie. Sigh … I got my seat moved and my new seatmate wasn’t nearly as much fun as Eddie had been. Dang!
So there we were, getting caught up with Eddie. Dearest and I were just starting out. I only had half of a Master’s degree, which I never did finish. Dearest still had not quite completed his degree, so was still a long way from being eligible to take the architecture licensing exam. We had years of college loan payments ahead of us and were too broke to even live in one of our own good apartments. We were essentially camping out in the illegal, unrentable one while Dearest did the repairs it needed. (I had two babies in that dump, which Dearest did not complete repairs on until we were packing to move. Argh.)
Meanwhile, Eddie had apprenticed to a mason out of high school and was at the top of his profession and owned both his own home AND two rental properties. Dearest and I ended up looking at each other, kinda wondering when we were going to be grown-ups too.
We never pushed any path on our girls and each has followed her own drummer. None has done the college + career thing the local liberal university crowd consider the only appropriate choice for women as smart as they are. Yet gee, they’re happy and debt-free … who woulda thunk?
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(SCOTLAND)SUICIDE RATES AMONG GAY MEN EIGHT TIMES HIGHER
Somebody must have started a rumor Barney Frank was moving there.
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/304764-suicide-rates-among-gay-men-eight-times-higher/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium
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Pete, you are so bad! 🙂
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NO CHARGES IN ‘REVERSE TRAYVON MARTIN’ SHOOTING IN PHOENIX
You didn’t expect any,did you?
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/04/no_charges_over_reverse_trayvon_martin_shooting_in_phoenix_area.html#ixzz1t3FFKVyf
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NOBAMA WINS CLOSE OR LOSES BIG
Lets go with option B
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/04/obama_wins_close_or_loses_big.html
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I truly believe he will lose big. There are too many GOP sec of states now counting the ballots and tea party groups tossing illegal voters off the rolls. It will be really hard to cheat this time.
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I’m just praying that Wisconsin’s voter ID law will not get thrown out before the elections take place (we have several coming up, in addition to the November one). My driver’s license pic is so hideous that I hate showing it to anyone, but in this case I’ll just grit my teeth and endure the humiliation. It’s for the greater good. 🙂
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Thank you, Bob, for that sacrifice! I understand the depth of it completely.
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Dearest was an election worker yesterday for the NY primary. He was hot to catch some slimeball trying to vote for a dead person, but alas, he got placed at what has to be the least visited polling place of all time … in an Ivy League University neighborhood on GOP primary day. He and 3 other people “worked” that polling place from 11am to 9pm. They had 4 voters total. Romney won.
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COMPASSIONATE LIBERALS AT UNION RALLY IN WISCONSIN
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David and Goliath is from the Bible. And “singing a new song” is straight out of Psalms. These people have NO shame.
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OBOZO: ‘I CAN DO ANY JOB BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE I HIRE TO DO IT’
Just when you thought there was a limit to his psychosis
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/obama-i-can-do-any-job-better-than-the-people-i-hire-to-do-it/
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When you hire idiots, it is not difficult to feel you are smarter than they are.
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Is that why he chose Biden for VP?
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She shoots,she scores!
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LOL
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“Just when you thought there was a limit to his psychosis….”
When was that, exactly?
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LOL!!
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RURAL KIDS,PARENTS ANGRY OVER LABOR DEPTS RULES BANNING FARM CHORES
I doubt anybody in the Labor Dept. can tell the difference between cow manure and horse manure.That still doesn’t stop them from spreading it liberally.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/25/rural-kids-parents-angry-about-labor-dept-rule-banning-farm-chores/
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Agenda 21 again.
Get the small guys off the farm. The govt. takes over the land. Big brother (the UN) controls Big Agra.
Big brother (the UN) controls the people.
Welcome to the new world order.
Why do you think Barkey has so much international support with deep pockets. He is the tool.
Fight back while we still can.
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BANK OF AMERICA LENDS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DNC IN EXCHANGE FOR DONOR LISTS USED AS COLLATERAL
You have to come here to find out about this kind of thing
http://patdollard.com/2012/04/bank-of-america-lends-millions-of-dollars-to-dnc-in-exchange-for-donor-mailing-list-as-collateral/
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What in the world does Bank of America want with DNC donor lists?
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Many years ago I was a loan officer for a bank that is now part of Bank of America. I could have never made that loan and kept my job. TARP in action?
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MEET OBAMA’S NEW JEW-HATING ATROCITIES CZAR
Didn’t realize he needed one
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I bet they are grooming her to take over for Clinton as SOS. God help us if Barkey wins (or steals the election) again.
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MYTHS ABOUT THE HISPANIC VOTE
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/04/24/myths-about-thispanic-vote-rubio-republican/
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“Hispanics are getting more Republican the longer they are in the country.” I’d really like to see some statistics about this.
My aunt goes to a Catholic church in California with a substantial percentage of Hispanics. She says they are very opposed to abortion, yet in 2008, seemed to be completely out to lunch about the Democrats’ real agenda re: abortion.
I’ve been thinking that there could be a big shift to the right in the Hispanic (esp Mexican) Catholic demographic. Obama et al. tipped their hands big time with the HHS mandate and the Obamacare mandatory abortion fee. And the American church finally grew a pair and formally kicked Kathleen Sebelius out because of her long-standing support for abortion.
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STUDENT LOAN TALK WON’T SAVE OBAMA IN NC
They want jobs,not rhetoric
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/04/24/student-loan-talk-obama-north-carolin/
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STUDENTS SIGN PETITION TO ‘REDISTRIBUTE’ GPAS
Some of them are starting to get it.
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Some may be getting it, but still others signed the petition. Of course this is Wisconsin. What to you expect from Packer fans?
Right PP?
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I resemble that remark, GP.
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The Packers have had 2 quarterbacks in the last 20 years.My Bears have had enough to populate a small village.
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It takes a village-and they still lose!
There is a special place in heaven for Chicago sports fans.
It will be like this:
They serve all the Portillios you can eat while you watch reruns of the Jordan years, Da Ditka bears, and a couple of Sox and Hawks highlights. Meanwhile, Ernie Banks walks around, shakes hands and just keeps smiling while he says “Just wait til next year”.Oh, and Jack Brickhouse leads rendtitions of Take Me out to the Ballgame,
and no women will be in sight!
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I remember Jack Brickhouse! And Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, Ron Santo, Randy Hundley, Al Spangler… who am I forgetting? (I’m doing this from memory, and anyone who knows me will tell you my memory is as worthless as a three dollar bill…)
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OBAMA DOING SOMETHING HE’S GOOD AT;MAKING AN ASS OF HIMSELF
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ARIZONA DEFENDS SB1070-BORDER IN THE COURT
How dare they uphold federals laws the feds don’t want upheld?
http://news.investors.com/article/609046/201204241902/supreme-court-hears-arizona-sb-1070-case.htm
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8 MONTH OLD INFANT STABBED IN BALTIMORE;MOTHER IN CUSTODY
Another argument for compulsory sterilization
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BABY_STABBED?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
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FORMER MISS AMERICA (2003) TO RUN FOR CONGRESS IN ILLINOIS
Another beautiful conservative for the liberal hags to hate
http://www.examiner.com/article/former-miss-america-runs-for-congress
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Send a beauty to tame the beasts!
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She was named Phi Beta Kappa at the University of Illinois, was named University of Illinois Chancellor Scholar, and was accepted into Harvard Law. Hmmm. I’m thinking if Obama had made Phi Beta Kappa or won any scholarly awards, we’d know about it. Instead, he’s elevated his college transcripts to the level of State Secrets.
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MEXICANS FLEE OBAMA ECONOMY
‘At least back home in Mexico I can get a decent burrito!’
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The phrase ‘rats deserting a sinking ship’ comes to mind. Not meaning any comparison, honest: those rats, you know, they’re smart, and they know the score. This is a Titanic situation.
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This, then, would be the Democrats’ plan to deal with our illegal alien problem … make Mexico’s economy look good by comparison.
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What’s next? Unemployed American college graduates taking jobs as nannies etc. with wealthy Mexican families?
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ANGRY MAU MAU MAMA SAYS MATTHEW OWENS DESERVED TO BE BEATEN FOR USING A WORD THEY THROW AROUND ALL DAY EVERY DAY.YOU WONDER WHERE THE YOUNG PUNKS GET IT FROM.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/angry-mother-says-matthew-owens-deserved-brutal-beating-kids-are-the-real-victims-video/
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MARCO RUBIO UNDER POLICE PROTECTION AFTER ‘CREDIBLE THREAT’ MADE AGAINST HIM
Any conservative who speaks out becomes a target.You wonder why more citizens don’t get into politics.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/marco-rubio-is-put-under-police-protection-after-credible-threat-made-against-him/
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Notice how libs never need protection. We don’t want to kill them. We want them to lose and forever be known as losers.
I am sure Bush had more threats than obama gets.
I hope we can make Barry the biggest loser ever!
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FYLTGE
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Bush v Obama – Inaugural Parades
http://news.webshots.com/photo/2955695110056011884ZKSnzO
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TO ALL THE MOTHERS WHO NEVER HAD A REAL JOB-
I dedicate this to you with my heartfelt gratitude.We are who we are because you are who you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NScs_qX2Okk
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That is so beautiful!!! Thank you, Pete!!!
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Try to listen to WLS chicago online today, the Bruce Wolf and Dan Proft show, as they interview a guy who talks about his book on the Reagan assassination attempt (Rawhide Down). He relates a 31 year old surgeon, who went to work that day to do a gall bladder operaton, and ended up with the heart of the president in his hands, with secret service. It is chilling. We came very close to losing one of the greatest leaders ever.
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Ting, edit away. Darn I suck at typing.
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Dedicated to Pistol Pete
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That reminds me of a joke about an 85 year old man who sat weeping on a park bench.A policeman came by and asked him what the problem was.The old man said his wife of 60 years had died and he met a 25 year old bikini model who wanted sex three times a day.The cop said that sounded pretty good,but why was he crying?The old man said ‘I can’t remember where we live!’
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LOL!
I think I enjoy reading all of PP’s intros more than I enjoy the articles. Love the snark.
And thanks for the beautiful DWS free day!
I am sure many of you have seen this, since it has over 8 million hits, but it is always a day brightener:
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I still like watching it,thanks GP.
When I start my report every day I have no idea where its going.I spend around three hours a day researching things I think will interest everybody and not just a rehash of things everybody already knows.The snark just jumps into my head as I go.My sarcastic humor has been honed over the years and now I’m at an age where I don’t care about political correctness.I just tee it high and let it fly.
(I’ve never golfed in my life,I just heard the phrase somewhere)
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You are a piece of work, dear Pete. Thanks so much for all of that research, and the witty intros.
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MOOCHELLE MAKES LIST OF ‘MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE PLANET’
Where,the Animal Planet?
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/oh-brother-michelle-obama-makes-most-beautiful-list/
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And what planet are we talking about???
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Pluto, I think.
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Pluto got demoted. I vote the same happen to MOOchelle and her Charon.
“A planet has to dominate the neighborhood around its orbit. Pluto has been demoted because it does not dominate its neighborhood. Charon, its large “moon,” is only about half the size of Pluto, while all the true planets are far larger than their moons.”
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html
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Animal Planet!
The laughs just keep on coming.
Thanks PP!
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Whoa … last hour we hit 54 on the gray bar! I think that’s up there with our best ever total in one hour. So fun to see new peeps coming into our little garden. 🙂
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Oh, Pete … I didn’t mean I don’t want you to keep exposing Debbie Dodo’s latest pileup! I just meant I will probably only read your snark and bypass clicking on the video link.
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