Just in time for Christmas!

President O’Can’tStopCampaigning went to a Pennsylvania toy factory to whine at the workers about those Big Bad Republicans in Congress who won’t give him what he wants for Christmas. Waaaah.

2012_11 30 Obama speech at Pa toy factory

Tweeters immediately created a mockem sockem new hash tag for TOY WON. My personal faves @

#ObamaToys

  • Etch-A-Debt
  • My Little Phony
  • Birth Control Barbie
  • Bob the Didn’t Builder
  • Lego Your Earnings
  • You-Didn’t-Build-A-Bear
  • Rockem Sockem Killer Drones
  • Race Baiter Barbie & Commie Ken
  • Limited “Stand Down” Edition GI Joe
  • Sorry! (Only available outside of the US)
  • Barbie Shattered Dream House – Foreclosure Edition
  • Puzzle of the United States! Now includes all 57 states!
  • No Operation: The ObamaCare Edition. Doctors not included.
  • Jengahzi. Keep stacking the lies until the whole thing falls down.
  • Operation: The ObamaCare Version. The game you have to buy. Seriously, it is mandated.
  • Occupy Barbie! Wow L@@K she really defecates! Cop car and rape tent sold separately.

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10 responses to “Just in time for Christmas!

  1. Snark overdrive alert!! 😎 LOL

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  2. GP's avatar GP

    Not sure is this will work, but it is a must see. The true meaning of Christmas. Get out the hankies.

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  3. Hmmm…having a brain cramp
    Mattel made a game in 1962 called:Lie Detector;today we could call it talking to a liberal
    Parker Bros. made a game called:Clue;its so expensive today Obamaphiles can’t afford to buy one
    There was Hungry Hungry Hippos…Now its Greedy Greedy Demos
    Hasbros new playset:GI Joe and Joe
    Silly Putty:San Fran Nan’s base makeup
    Play Doh:US Treasury version
    Ideal Plastics Model:Creature From the Black Buffoon
    Bicycle built for Gays..no seat on it
    Pedal cars that run on alternative fuel…leg power

    A MEETING OF CONGRESS

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  4. Totally stealing your tweets in this post,Chrissy! Thanks! 😀

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