Barackin’ Around The Holiday Tree
O Dumb All Ye Hateful
The Twelve Taxes of Christmas
All I want for Christmas is your money
Jingle bailouts, jingle bailouts, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to lie & tell the networks what to say-ay!
Do you fear what I fear?
Away in a Prius
Oh Come, All Ye Occupiers
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Frosty, the politically correct, gender neutral snow person
Dashing through the debt, no budget to this day;
Over the cliff we go, spending all the way!
Grandma Got Run Over by an Enslaved Victim of Christo-Facist Animal Exploitation
God rest ye wealthy gentlemen, let nadda ye dismay,
If your marginal tax rate goes up 3%, you can still afford to pay!
Oh Non-Denominational Purely-Secular Totally-Inoffensive Tree
The Little Drummer Person
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, Meh, You’re On Your Own
Tweeted @ #ProgressiveChristmasCarols
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I may have to print out Rudolph there and send it out as the card this year to our conservative buddies. Luckily, that’s most of them. š
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Dec 9, 2012 – Tweeters have come up with more!
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Will Never Come Again Because Of Global Warming
Little Drum Circle Boy
I’m Dreading A Whitey Christmas
Joy to the world (except America and Israel)
Grandma Got Ran Over By The Death Panel
Oh little town of Palestine
Joy to the World! The welfare check has come! Let Earth receive Barack!
We Three Czars
Protesting Around the Holiday Tree
(There’s No Place Like) Mom’s Basement for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is U…niversal Healthcare
I’m Dreaming of a Mandatory Ethnically Diverse Christmas, within the Federally Regulated Guidelines
Tingle Bells as sung by Chris Matthews
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Genius!
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Go, Tell It on the Fiscal Cliff
Steal, Steal, Steal
O Rahm, O Rahm Emanuel
Mary Was Punished with a Baby
God Damn You Wealthy Gentlemen
Here We Come A-Waffling
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O Rahm is going to give me nightmares. Trying to howl quietly (D is asleep) over A-Waffling! BRILLIANT.
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More Twitter fun @ #NowThatImALiberal @
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NowThatImALiberal&src=hash
To whet your appetite:
the fed gov has to keep me from getting knocked up. (Someone better hurry. It’s Sat nite & I’ve had some boxed wine.)
I sip from my Starbucks Cappuccino, then Tweet from my iPhone & Macbook Pro about how evil companies are ruining my life.
Nobody should own a gun, it isn’t fair to the burglars, they’re just trying to make a living
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