Posted by Pistol Pete
“We,the unwilling,led by the unknowing,have done so much for so long with nothing,we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.”
…somebody said that once
GP:YOU COMMENTED ABOUT CRUELLA DeVILLE HAVING LUNCH WITH THE GHETTO QUEEN;SHE MUST HAVE HEARD YOU
MOOCH LOVES THIS RAG SO MUCH SHE WORE IT COMING AND GOING ON HER TAXPAYER-FUNDED HAWAIIAN VACATION
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GUN CONFISCATION IN TEN EASY STEPS
http://clashdaily.com/2013/01/gun-confiscation-in-ten-easy-steps/
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WOLF BLITZED TRIES TO INTIMIDATE TED CRUZ: ‘YOU HAVE TO COMPROMISE BECAUSE THE FUEHRER WON’
http://www.therightscoop.com/wolf-blitzer-to-ted-cruz-you-cant-be-overly-idealistic-you-have-to-compromise-because-obama-won/
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COLORADO ‘DEMOCRAT OF THE YEAR’ IS SO INTO SHARING WEALTH,SHE ROBBED A 70 YEAR OLD,BLIND,DISABLED WOMAN
If Mooch had an aunt,she’d look just like her
http://nakeddc.com/2013/01/04/colorado-democrat-of-the-year-is-hardcore-into-this-wealth-redistribution-thing/
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CHAOS AFTER TRUCK CARRYING 32 BULLS CRASHES ON FLORIDA HIGHWAY
I never understood why our breed bull was so mean.His only job was servicing our herd.Maybe it was because my cousin Bobboy and I would hide behind the stockpen and use our bb guns for target practice on his genitals.Damn things were HUGE!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/chaos-after-semi-truck-carrying-32-bulls-crashes-on-florida-highway/
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This is a youtube about Fox’s idea for solving the gun control problem.Don’t know why it won’t show up
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I love this one!
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CHICAGO’S BIGGEST (LITERALLY) THUG,MOBY DICKLESS,JOKES ABOUT MURDERING WEALTHY PEOPLE
http://michellemalkin.com/2013/01/07/thuggery-chicago-teachers-union-president-jokes-about-murdering-wealthy-people/
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B of A FREEZES ACCOUNTS OF LEGAL GUN MANUFACTURERS: ‘WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE SELLING GUNS ON THE INTERNET’
This is truly chilling.If they can do this to companies making a legal product,maybe we should withdraw our assets and keep them on hand.Just in case somebody thinks we’re not paying our fair share.
http://www.ironicsurrealism.com/2013/01/04/outrage-bank-of-america-holds-licensed-american-gun-manufacturers-deposits-we-believe-you-should-not-be-selling-guns-on-the-internet/
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This is unbelievable. I can’t believe they can get away with this!
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I have a feeling it’s going to end up biting them in the butt.
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This admin. will continue to over reach. It will hit the middle class hard. This is part of the learning curve for those morons who voted them in. When they start to realize what it is like to live under this marxist regime, they will finally wake up.
I do believe that had Romney won, we would still be having riots and a full blown race war would have been fomented. We may be stuck with barry but this is the only way he will be exposed. If he had lost, he would have been a martyr-the misunderstood first black president who could not get us out of the hole Bush dug because of those damn republicans.
But now, people will be hurt by his policies and when they realize BHO is the cause, he will go down in history for what he truly is-the worst president this country has ever had.I bet Bill Clinton is very happy.
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Jimmy Carter too!
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This guy needs to be more mainstream. He is always so right on. Why isn’t he on Fox? Or if one of the dying networks would hire him, their ratings would soar.
PS-When Bill talks about the dems getting votes by giving people “just enough” he fails to add that people are being conditioned to want “just enough”. Agenda 21 is all about telling people they need to leave a smaller footprint, live in tiny apartments not homes, ride bikes, no more cars, etc etc. In other words, foget about the old American Dream. It was too materialistic and did not make for good world citizens.
The Europeans have already been conditioned to be happy with this. They live in tiny spaces, on top of each other, in the cities or in planned communities with housing that is on a par with what we have as college students. But they don’t complain because they are taught what good citizens they are for not being wasteful. And of course, they get their 35 day work weeks, their 6 weeks of vacation, and all that “free” stuff to be pacified. But they do not understand that they have given up the power to be the master of their own destiny. The elites of course, still live high off the hog.
This new generation of Americans is being conditioned to want us to be more like Europe. It makes me so mad because our ancestors came here so we would not have to live like that.
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Amen to everything GP said.
The great thing about America, as opposed to Europe, was that you always had a choice. If leisure was of paramount importance to you, you could choose to live like a European — rent a small apartment, take public transportation, live modestly, work 35 hours a week, take lots of time off, etc. If, on the other hand, you had bigger aspirations, you were free to pursue them — work long hours, save up your money, start a business, try out new ideas, take risks, and possibly become very wealthy. In a sane society, no one would second-guess either person’s choice; people are individuals, and we all have different dreams and desires and aspirations, and as long as we’re harming no one, we should be free to follow them. But the coercive utopians can’t abide personal liberty; the thought of millions of people running around free to make their own decisions in life is intolerable to them. They have to throw us all in the blender and homogenize the individuality out of us. It sucks.
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And the EU’s continually bash us and call us selfish. I remember hearing one of those famous brit actors on a talk show (can’t remember his name) commenting that he thinks it is terrible that Americans are not encouraged to drive smaller cars and live in closer to work. He went on about how we used up all the world’s resources. Then he preceded to pitch his lastest movie, which he filmed in the US. Talk about a commute! Then he comes back to do his infomercial.
They are all a bunch of hypocrites. This smuck has the gall to blast a plumber who needs a truck to work, but he flies around in a private jet, and he calls Americans selfish.
I went to visit one of my French friends one time and I asked their son what I could bring him from America.
He answered- “A green card!”
In the end, they want what we have (had). They just do not want to admit it.
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The Brit was just taking a page from Algore, who jets all around the world to scold other people for creating too many greenhouse gases. People like that make me ill.
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THE EPA’S CHILLING EFFECT
Now they plan to regulate the air we breathe
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/4/epa-s-chilling-effect/
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THE GOP-e FISCAL CLIFF SELLOUT
“The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered… deeply, …finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.” – George Washington, First Inaugural Address
http://oped.chrisadamo.com/
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CANKLES DOESN’T DESERVE AMERICA’S ADMIRATION
http://townhall.com/columnists/dianawest/2013/01/04/hillary-clinton-doesnt-deserve-americans-admiration-n1478607?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl
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THIS BITCH WAS SO CONDESCENDING I COULD HARDLY STAND IT
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JUDGE:LAW WON’T PROTECT UNMARRIED VICTIMS OF RAPE
Unbelievable.Where else but in Californicate?
http://news.yahoo.com/judge-law-wont-protect-unmarried-victims-rape-012941200.html
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OBAMA JUDICIAL NOMINEE OPENLY HOSTILE TO GUN MAKERS AND PRO-LIFE DEMONSTRATORS
I shudder when I think of the of the trash he plans to nominate to SCOTUS.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-judicial-nominee-opposed-gun-makers-and-pro-life-demonstrators
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Just look at the chicks he already nominated. What a couple of flaming mediocrities.
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TODAY THE FEUHRER NOMINATED ULTRA-RINO CHUCK HAGEL AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
Republicans hate this creep because he is pro-Hamas and Al Quaeda and anti-Israel.Libs are complaining because he hates gays.
He’ll claim his views have ‘evolved’,since thats the term they’re using now and will probably get confirmed.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/nationalsecurity/what-obama-s-senate-mafia-means-for-america-20130106
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I COULDN’T END THIS POST WITHOUT A PALATE CLEANSER.
I can so relate to this now that I’m a grandpa.Cosby is one of the old school who doesn’t need vulgarity to be truly funny.
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Today my most liberal friend (she is probably a socialist to tell you the truth) posted a “public service” on Facebook about how you should put your keys on your bedside table every night so that you can use the car alarm button if someone breaks into your house. Seriously – she did!
I do not own a gun myself because I would probably only make a Lucille Ball sort of mess out of any situation that would involve a firearm. But I sure as shooting would grab a nail gun or a hammer or a fireplace poker or just about anything if I had to. I don’t think the car alarm button would be the first thing to enter my mind, no matter if it is a good idea or not. I have had all my most loved things stolen in a break-in – twice! – and I was not home at the time on either occasion, thank goodness. I sort of wish that I had been sometimes.
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Car alarms are the most worthless thing in existence. When was the last time you heard a car alarm go off and you thought to yourself, “Oh, my goodness, someone’s car is being burglarized!”?
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I know!! – I ignore those alarms just about every single time. In my neighborhood it would never in a million years dawn on anyone that the alarm meant there was some kind of home invasion. If that is the best self-defense she can come up with I pray that she never has to cope with that particular scenario – her goose would be cooked!
I, on the other hand, am considering the merits of storing the nail gun in my bedroom, and I would if I could just think of how to deal with that noisy generator part.
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We have a motion sensor on our driveway light. It goes on and the dogs go nuts, so I usually look, but it’s almost always either dh coming in or whatever set it off is of the nocturnal and furry variety and is long gone. I’m counting on my guardian angel and my guardian poodles to deter any scumbag wannabe burglar.
I know the first is on duty, because one morning, I was awakened by our smoke alarm going beep, beeepity beep … beep…. beep … beepity beep. No pattern, like you get with a low battery. And no ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN like it’s been set off. In fact the only time you get a noise like that is if someone is poking the test button at random intervals.
It forced me out of bed before I needed or wanted to be up and noticed a breeze in the hall that shouldn’t have been there. The front door was standing wide open and our none-too-swift-about-cars greyhound was out in the middle of the street. I grabbed a Milk Bone and slapped my thighs and made the happy, let’s play “COME!” voice. She lolloped inside happily, got her bone and I locked the door properly and went back to bed.
When Dearest got home, I asked him to check the alarm, because it had acted so oddly. He pulled the plate off and bare wires fell down. There wasn’t even any battery in the thing! So … I KNOW my guardian angel is watching.
And I have seen first hand why you wouldn’t ever want to mess with my little Dewey. He may look like nothing but 10 pounds of cute white curls, but he’s one tough little son of a bitch with the heart of a Marine Corp Infantry Sergeant. He’s lightning fast and those teeth are SHARP.
Not that any self-respecting burglar would bother with our house, which is the shabbiest one in our very middle of the middle income neighborhood. LOL Nevertheless, I’m not going to tell how many weapons we have other than the aforementioned angelic and canine. T’ain’t nonebody’s bizness if I got me a baseball bat or a butcher’s knife or one or two or twelve firearms. Harumph.
Ting, you could consider getting a beanbag gun. They pack a real wallop, enough to disable, but not penetrate. And they rarely kill. Or so I hear.
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I’ll check into that! A bean bag gun actually sounds like fun.
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Hey, that’s a good idea!
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