by | March 4, 2013 · 11:59 am

THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistolas de los Pedro

Did we survive sequester?Are buildings burning?Is there raw sewage running in the street?Are families killing their pets for something to eat?

Is it over yet?Have the Commies taken Oklahoma?Just askin’.

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    THE OBAMA PHENOMENA HAPPENED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
    Some people refused to believe that consummate treachery and evil could advance this far.Many are now regretting it….too late.
    http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/what-world/2013/mar/3/obama-phenomena-happened-broad-daylight/

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    DHS ORDERS 2,700 LIGHT-ARMOURED VEHICLES (MRAPS) TO GO WITH 1.6 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMUNITION
    Why would they need so many armoured vehicles?They sure as hell won’t use them at the border to fight illegal immigration.I think we all know the answer.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/obama-dhs-purchases-2700-light-armored-tanks-to-go-with-their-1-6-billion-bullet-stockpile/

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    WISE LATINA,UGLY BUTCH JEW BROWBEAT SCALIA OVER VOTING RIGHTS ACT
    The libtards don’t want anything hindering their total vote-stealing scheme.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/03/02/Sotomayor-Kagan-Try-to-Browbeat-Scalia-over-Voting-Rights-Act-Argument

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    ARMED SERVICES CHIEF:NEVER SEEN SUCH LACK OF TRUTH-TELLING FROM COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
    The military has been operating without a budget for the last three years because the yellow rat bastards in the Democrat senate refuse to pass a budget.Now Bamster is lying about the unnecessary cuts to our military.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/armed-services-chair-never-seen-such-lack-truth-telling-commander-chief

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
      March 5, 2013 at 4:05 am

      I have such a hard time believing this donkey doo. They’re INCREASING SPENDING. How the hell could that ever in any way shape or form result in cuts to ANYTHING?!

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    LIVESHOT SPEAKS FRENCH WITH A HILLBILLY ACCENT
    Being fluent in the language,I’ll translate:
    ‘My fellow citizens of the world,my president congratulates you on electing such progressive leadership who understand taxing the rich at 75% is only fair.When you bleed them dry,you can turn to the middle class and explain it’s their turn to pay their share.Terayza and I love your champagne and cheeses.She wants to know how much you want for the Eiffel Tower.

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    • GP's avatar GP
      March 4, 2013 at 6:50 pm

      My French friends laugh at MY accent. I bet they are having a fit with Kerry’s. Then again, they excuse fellow socialists and have no tolerance for us righties, whom they have been conditioned to believe are on a par with Nazi’s.

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    SEN. TOAD-MAN TO PRESSTITUTES: ‘YOU GUYS HAVE AN OBLIGATION’ TO SAY DEMOCRATS ARE RIGHT
    You pricks in the senate are getting a total pass as far as blame for the sequester debacle,which would have been avoided if you ever did your job and passed a budget.Count your blessings,you pile of stagnant pond scum.

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/sen-reid-press-you-guys-have-obligation-report-democrats-are-right

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    OUR USELESS WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS
    They may not get along with him,he may threaten and abuse them,but they’ll NEVER report the truth,because that would be admitting they’ve held him up all along.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2013/03/01/the-useless-white-house-press-corps-n1523900

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    • GP's avatar GP
      March 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm

      Last week, one of the sock puppets asked him a question, to which Barry responded, what would you do?
      I could not believe it. She just sat there like some dumb struck teenager who had been cut down by the captain of the football team.
      Just once I would love to hear a REAL reporter say
      “With all due respect Mr. President, I am just supposed to report the decisions the president makes. I am just asking you what you have decided to do.”

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    IRANIAN ARMY SNIPER TEAMS BATTLE PLAGUE OF MUTANT,GIANT RATS IN TEHRAN
    Has anybody seen Keith Olbermann lately?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/army-sniper-teams-battle-plague-of-mutant-giant-rats-of-tehran/

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    • GP's avatar GP
      March 4, 2013 at 6:57 pm

      Wonder what would happen if all the democRATS headed to Iran.
      Maybe we can get Obama to play his Pipe instead of smoke it and they can all follow the pied piper.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    CPAC CONTINUES TO RECEIVE CRITICISM FOR LACK OF INCLUSION
    Excluding voices like Chris Christie,Pamela Gellar and GOProud serves no purpose other than to underscore the misbegotten propaganda the left perpetrates about our party.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/heatherginsberg/2013/03/03/cpac-continues-to-face-issues-for-lack-of-inclusion-n1524853

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    ALABAMA PASSES SCHOOL VOUCHER PROGRAM FOR STUDENTS AT FAILING SCHOOLS
    Democrat heads explode statewide
    http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/01/alabama-passes-school-vouchers-for-students-at-failing-schools-dems-erupt/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    ARKANSAS SENATE OVERRIDES VETO OF ABORTION BILL
    Gov. Beebe: ‘Oh, no you di-int’
    GOP: ‘Oh,yes we did’
    http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2013/02/28/arkansas-senate-overrides-veto-on-abortion-bill-n1522624

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    AMAZING VIDEO!WATCH DEER STUCK ON ICE BE BLOWN TO SHORE BY PROP WASH FROM HELICOPTER
    That pilot knew his stuff
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/01/viral-video-deer-stuck-on-ice-blown-to-safety-by-wind-from-a-helicopter/

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES FLUNK OBAMA’S COLLEGE SCORECARD
    It doesn’t make much difference.Thanks to their black jesus,there are no jobs for them anyway.
    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/28/historically-black-colleges-and-universities-flunk-obamas-college-scorecard/

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    DOJ:CHILDREN DO NOT NEED…AND HAVE NO RIGHT TO…MOTHERS
    They say two daddies are just as good.When they interpose themselves between a mother and her children,it cannot end well.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/doj-children-do-not-need-and-have-no-right-mothers

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    STUDY FINDS AMERICAN WOMEN ARE OVERWEIGHT BECAUSE THEY DON’T DO ENOUGH VACUUMING OR LAUNDRY.
    Wonder how much this study cost?Hey,it’s the NY Slimes,after all
    http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/what-housework-has-to-do-with-waistlines/

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    • GP's avatar GP
      March 4, 2013 at 7:03 pm

      When I heard this, I could not understand why overweight men were not noted. Maybe THEY should be doing more cleaning.
      Women are overweight because they are so over stressed. Who has time to worry about the dirty floors.

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    BARRY SPEAKS,SHEEP SCREAM
    I got a little Pepsi on my keyboard
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yietmUdqJos

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete
    March 4, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    BILL COSBY SLAMS REPUBLICANS WHO DID NOT REPEATEDLY STAND UP AND CLAP DURING BARRY’S SOTU SPEECH-THEY’RE AS BAD AS CIVIL-RIGHTS ERA SEGREGATIONISTS

    Cosby needs to have a coke and a smile and shut the hell up.
    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/bill-cosby-slams-republicans-who-didnt-repeatedly-stand-and-clap-during-obamas-sotu-speech-theyre-as-bad-as-civil-rights-era-segregationists/

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  21. GP's avatar GP
    March 4, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    Thanks for another good one Pedro.

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  22. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated
    March 5, 2013 at 4:02 am

    LOVE. THE. CAT. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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