Posted by Pistol Pete
So I didn’t post yesterday….sue me.
I have a whole bunch of silly and weird stuff that’s starting to pile up. Since I normally do a non-political post on Friday,I’m just a little late.
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Can your barber give you a ‘head orgasm’? The customers who feel ‘intense pleasure’ during a haircut
Never really took it to that extreme,but when I was a kid the neighborhood barber had a hot lather machine and after he gave me a crew cut he’d shave the back of my neck with hot lather and a straight razor.The best shave in the world.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2351525/Can-barber-head-orgasm.html
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Woman arrested for illegal circumcision of two young boys
This sounds like a job for Senhor Testiculo!
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/upiUPI-20130703-084550-6702
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HEY, I’M THE VICTIM HERE! … A man called the police in Lorain, Ohio, to report that someone had stolen his marijuana from his sweat pants. After a search of his home, they arrested him.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MAN! … A man went to police headquarters in Trenton, N.J., and stripped off all of his clothes in the lobby. When the cops told him to get dressed, he set off the fire alarm. He was arrested.
THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO STAY AWAKE AT WORK … An employee at a bank in Hessen, Germany, who was in the process of making a computerized transfer of 62.40 euros, told a court he “fell asleep for an instant, while pushing onto the number 2 key on the keyboard,” transferring instead a whopping 222,222,222.22 euros, about $311 million.
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Woman marries 600-year-old bridge: ‘He’s sensual, kind and handsome’
I had a thing with a storm drain once,but it was strictly platonic.
http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a495951/woman-marries-600-year-old-bridge-hes-sensual-kind-and-handsome.html
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Pee-Wee married a fruit salad once. On a kid’s show. The destruction of the holy institution of marriage has been a long-time goal of the Left. We’re almost there.
1 Tim 4:1-4 “Now the Spirit explicitly says that in the last times some will turn away from the faith by paying attention to deceitful spirits and demonic instructions through the hypocrisy of liars with branded consciences. They forbid marriage and require abstinence from foods that God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and know the truth.”
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So does the bridge now get to collect spousal benefits?
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This won’t pay for my reception! Bride’s ‘rude and condescending’ message to guest complaining about $100 cash wedding gift
Remember the last socially graceless bimbo I reported on here?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2355951/This-wont-pay-reception-Brides-rude-condescending-message-guest-complaining-100-cash-wedding-gift.html
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Reminds me of a wedding we went to once at a very exclusive country club in a very ritzy NYC bedroom community. They had 3 different, live, music groups, one at the wedding, one for dinner and one for dancing after dinner. They served filet mignon and had an open bar. The invitations had been engraved the old way (the most expensive way to go).
It became abundantly clear that the parents of the bride had done the wedding, because the THANK YOU note we got from the bride herself was written inside her Christmas card (thus saving a whole stamp per recipient! Ooh ahh). Even worse, the card itself was one of those cheesy little ones you can buy 25 to a box at the drug store.
But I’ll give her this. At least she did say thank you.
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Startup Dollar Shave Club Has Sold 20,000 Butt Wipes
Think you’ve heard of everything?Not even close.
How about some wipes that smell like peppermint and tingle a bit?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/startup-dollar-shave-club-sold-160647055.html
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PERHAPS YOU’VE HEARD FOX’S MEGYN KELLY IS MOVING TO PRIME TIME WHEN SHE COMES BACK FROM MATERNITY LEAVE IN THE FALL. FOX JUST RENEWED THE CONTRACTS OF BRET BAIER, O’REILLY, HANNITY AND VAN SUSTERN.
THIS MAY BE A HINT.
Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren Apparently Tried (And Failed) to Rejoin CNN
Apparently she longed for her lib buddies and the five figure audiences
http://www.aim.org/don-irvine-blog/fox-news-greta-van-susteren-apparently-tried-and-failed-to-rejoin-cnn/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaOhg4alI0
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WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LEAVE FOX FOR CNN?! Fox kills CNN every month in the ratings.
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I wonder if that is just something Greta’s rep started to make sure they kept her. She really is one of my favorites at Fox. So whose spot will Megan be filling? Maybe they will get rid of Shep. Even Obama reads a teleprompter better than he does.
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You Won’t Believe How Many People Showed up for Pastor’s ‘Line in the Sand’ Beach Service
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/04/you-wont-believe-how-many-people-showed-up-for-pastors-line-in-the-sand-beach-service/
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Man, 43, rearrested after he was caught on camera ‘having sex with a horse he’s obsessed with’
he really,really,really likes this critter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356348/Cirilo-Castillo-Man-43-rearrested-having-sex-horse-hes-obsessed-with.html
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Repeat previous comment about marriage. It won’t be long before sex with children and animals is legalized under the same argument they used for gay marriage. It’s about LOVE and it’s only FAIR. (Real agenda: God forbids it, so therefore they want to do it.)
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Sanford Police Department Caught Passing Out WW2 Service Ribbons
For some reason they went to a surplus store and handed out service ribbons for their officers to flash in court.Who are they kidding?
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=192352
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TRAYVON MAMA SAY IT BE HER BABY BOY VOICE ON THE PHONE
Zimmerman’s mom said it was her son’s voice.She’s a white-Hispanic,so her opinion don’t count.Wheel in the gurney,strap him down and give him the juice.Game over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqp7lRQAxw4
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NOTICE!!!!
POSTING THIS THREAD AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.PRINT OUT ARTICLE AND PUT IN YOUR MEDICINE CABINET.IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL POISONING THIS WILL INDUCE NAUSEA AND VOMITING FASTER THAN SYRUP OF IPECAC.
‘You and me, we’re sisters in power’: Michelle Obama’s inspirational response to 15-year-old look-a-like who sent her a letter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2356882/Michelle-Obama-sends-inspirational-message-15-year-old-look-alike.html
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So another inspiring antic from Queen Michelle.
Speaking of her alter ego, I am actually watching “Marie Antoinette” right now.
The scenery is great. I actually got to tour part of Versailles.
It is amazing how few pieces of furniture are still there, since they were looted or trashed. Did you know Louis’ bedroom still smells of his urine? It seems the king would just use the corner when duty called, and it permeated into the marble floors. No wonder they all had to load up on the perfume.
Hundreds of bedrooms, and no one thought to build a bathroom.
Life sure stunk back then.
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Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas
Love me,love my farts
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/07/05/Police-Called-To-Domestic-Dispute-Over-Boyfriend-Passing-Gas
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“Must you tell EVERY SINGLE PERSON about the time you were visited by aliens?” And, “You wore sweatpants to my grandma’s funeral — and NO it doesn’t matter that they were black.” She also said he kisses all family members on the mouth and uses air quotes when he talks about the moon landing.
I’M HERE TO BAIL OUT MY COUSIN … A black bear, who was apparently roaming the Chilhowee Park area of Tennessee, climbed a 10-foot-high, chain-link perimeter fence, and broke into the Knoxville Zoo.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, GRAMPS! … After shopping at a Kmart in Geelong, Australia, an old man pulled a knife on a woman in the parking lot in an attempt to steal her car. The woman fled and called the cops who arrested him at the scene as he was still loading his groceries — and his walker — into the vehicle.
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? … A man and a woman were apparently overtaken by passion, and engaged in sexual relations on the baseball diamond of a park in Upper Darby, Pa., at 4 in the afternoon. Alas, 25 police officers happened to be participating in a bicycle school for cops, and suddenly rode up to them on their bikes. Arrests resulted.
VERY WELL, SIR, WE’LL SEE WHAT HER MAJESTY HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS … Television is licensed in England, and people must pay in order to watch. One man who didn’t pay told authorities he felt he should be exempt from this because his dog, a corgi, is related to the queen’s dog.
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THIS IS THE VIDEO THAT WAS SCRUBBED LAST WEEK OF BARRY GETTIN’ HIS GROOVE ON IN TANZANIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HGnZWVNeec
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And the Øbots probably weed themselves over it. I saw the comments tweeted on Oblamer’s kayak pic. “Oh that is so cool.” Gag me. Several posted, “Follow me, please. It would mean so much.” Which I just think is pathetic. Beyond pathetic. Violet, isn’t that kind of behavior typical for the subordinate member of an abusive relationship? Begging like a whipped dog for a little ounce of good attention?
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Sad little sycophants. You are so right, Chrissy. Narcissistic abusers work especially hard to create a network of fawning fans. They appeal to people who crave affirmation, and are easy to fool without putting out too much effort. It lends the abuser a shallow credibility when challenged, to have a cult of personality that will stand behind them. These people actually do most of the dirty work for the Big Jerk…
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That’s fowl! The handbag made out of a giant rubber chicken. . . and fashionistas are already snapping them up
SERIOUSLY???
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2353012/Thats-fowl-The-handbag-giant-rubber-chicken—fashionistas-snapping-up.html
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And the creators are laughing all the way to the bank. It reminds me of James O’Keefe’s first stunt with the Lucky Charms.
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Zimmerman Prosecutor Angela Corey Criminally Indicted By Citizens’ Grand Jury For Allegedly Falsifying Arrest Warrant And Complaint
Indictment brought by Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch
http://www.sacbee.com/2013/07/02/5539380/zimmerman-prosecutor-angela-corey.html
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Kids Cheer as School District Opts Out of Michelle Obama’s Lunch Menu
Considering the tons of food schools are throwing away that Mooch ordered our kids to eat,districts are finding it more practical to opt out of government-subsidized programs and pay a little more to provide things the kids will eat.
http://townhall.com/columnists/kyleolson/2013/07/05/kids-cheer-as-school-district-opts-out-of-michelle-obamas-lunch-menu-n1633271?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl
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Friends,I leave you with the sorriest excuse for a July 4th speech I’ve ever heard.Cold,emotionless,disinterested,aloof.Reading a speech to no applause and his contempt for all we stand for pervades the air.Of all the great speeches you’ve ever heard,this man has no business in the same stratosphere.
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