Typical liberal argument:
- “Keep the government out of my sex life!”
- “The government has to guarantee my right to get gay married!”
- “Keep the government out of my reproductive decisions!”
- “The government has to pay for my birth control and abortions!”
- “If a complete ban on gun saves even one child, we MUST do it!”
- “Abortion on demand and without apologies!”
Typical Conservative Response
- “If your side of the debate is getting ready to throw urine and feces, your side has lost!”
LATE BREAKING GOOD NEWS!
Texas Senate passed the post-20-week abortion ban!
Bill now moves on to Governor Perry for his signature!
Sources:
polination.blog 
Tip of the Day
Just in case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the liberal Democrat you’re holding underwater.
See it worked. You’re smiling already.
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