WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JOHN KERRY’S FACE

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is for you,Grunt!

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I ADDED THIS ONE;IT SEEMED TO FIT

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4 responses to “WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JOHN KERRY’S FACE

  1. “Severe complications.” Heh! I’ll say. I DID get a kick out of this.

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  2. Violet's avatar Violet

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but he looked better before the mutilation. Back then, I thought he looked like a melted candle, so that’s not sayin’ much…

    Didn’t he claim all the facial bruising was from a hockey incident while he was recovering from this? Such an honest man…

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    • Yes, he did say that. I guess that was the most plausible lie he could come up with.

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      • I saw and loved this quote by plastic surgeon Barry Cohen, ““People are certainly not wearing their wrinkles and age spots with the grace they once did.” Yeah, really. Some of them start with the face lifts before they even turn 30. It’s pathetic. I’m starting to really ADMIRE the public figures who look their age. There’s wisdom and experience in these gray hairs and wrinkles.

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