Satire by Daniel Greenfield @ the Sultan Knish blog
The United States of America (1787-2013) came to a swift and sudden end last night as the government shut down. The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.
The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun
confiscations, food stamps and Green Energy programs unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia.
“The government shut down! We can do anything we like,” shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. “Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can’t stop you.”
Eyewitnesses spoke of further horrors. …
Read the rest @ http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2013/10/government-shuts-down-nation-descends.html
Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism
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In non-satire, I’ve got kids who won’t be getting paid and I had a hard time finding a political cartoon about the shut-down that didn’t blame the GOP. This sucks.
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And of course you know which political party made sure that your kids would not be paid, right? Not the one being blamed by the idiot media.
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I was just telling dh how glad I am Jesus turned over the tables, so I would know it is okay for me to be THIS ANGRY. … Now to work on the “anger without sin” part.
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