PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I sometimes wish I were a fly. I’d have loved to eavesdrop on the conversation the endangered dem senators had with Odumbo a couple days ago.

You can bet your last union dollar that they didn’t dare say to Barry’s face what they were thinking. That nitwit doesn’t  have to stand for reelection next year,but they do with a constituency that is shaping up to be more akin to a lynch mob. They reach a point of desperation that makes them sound like a chorus of scorched cats. Pardon me while I chuckle under my breath and remember what they say about paybacks.

Barry is meeting today with health insurance company executives. These  are the people he hung out to dry yesterday. As if they can undo the cancellation notices and all the changes they had to make in their plans to comply with the manchild’s pronouncements. They might have anticipated it though since he’s changed the law over 20 times without any input from congress. But he still insists ‘we’re not going back to a broken healthcare system.’ You mean the one where 85% of people were happy with the plan they had? That one? We all know the libtards have been salivating over government healthcare for decades. They just don’t understand how real America rolls.

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Ellen DeGeneres rewards a waitress’s good deed
    Remember when I posted the story about the waitress who picked up the tab for two female soldiers when they were furloughed during the government shutdown because they weren’t working and she was?
    I have no use for this unfunny comedienne,but what she did for this young woman was way cool

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2493985/Ellen-DeGeneres-rewards-waitresss-good-deed-10-000-shiny-red-vehicle.html#ixzz2kk0PKk7r

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Wisconsin Man Called 911 Because Sex Partner Was “Snoring Like A Train” In His Bed
    The dude’s name is Benjamin Duddles.He’s got bigger issues than snoring,if I were to hazard a guess.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cops-called-to-remove-snoring-woman-576432

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      I kind of feel bad for Duddles. It really is crazy-making to try and sleep next to a loud snorer. You try, desperately and unsuccessfully, to fall asleep in the second of silence between snores. You put pillows over your head to try and muffle it, but the snores cut through. You get unrealistically optimistic when the snorer turns over, thinking maybe it’ll stop or get quieter somehow…it doesn’t. Then come the violent thoughts. Maybe you could put the pillow over the snorer’s face, REALLY HARD? Slap/kick/punch them? Scream ‘SHUT UP’ inches from their sleeping face? Worse? You wonder how THEY can sleep through the noise they’re making. You wonder what’s wrong with you, that you would even think these awful things of someone you love when they’re awake. You try to sleep on the couch or guest bed, but you can STILL hear it. You think of the injustice of it all, that you will be tired and bedraggled in the morning, while Buzz-saw over there, will be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Knowing they can’t help it, and that you really have no recourse, is a sad, helpless thing. I’ve never thought of calling the cops, though.

      Source: My dad is a horrible snorer, and poor DH started up, too, after one of our dogs broke his nose in an incident of bad timing (he bent down to hug the dog. At the same time, the dog was tried to jump up on the bed, and his face collided with her brick-hard skull).

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      • I hear you, Violet. My dad snored so loudly that it shook the whole house. I was on a different floor of the house and at the opposite end of it from him, and his snoring still kept me awake. How my poor longsuffering mother survived it is anybody’s guess, but it’s no wonder she looked so tired all the time.

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The One Message a Pastor Dying of Cancer Wishes He Could Leave With You
    “It’s about living the Christian life without hesitation, without apology… .” —
    Pastor Hutcherson is a former NFL pro and a dear friend of Rush.He used to come on the show before the opening of the new NFL season every year.He is something special.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/12/the-one-message-a-pastor-dying-of-cancer-wishes-he-could-leave-with-you/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Moment Undercover Boss was fired from Family Dollar for ‘incompetent’ fork lift skills
    I’ve seen a couple episodes of this program and thought it was pretty lame.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2502194/Moment-Undercover-boss-fired-incompetence.html#ixzz2kk3fVxk9

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    76-foot Norway Spruce arrives in New York City ahead of annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony
    I know Christmas is coming,I just don’t want to think about it just yet.
    The ads for the Thanksgiving issue of the newspaper arrived at our depot yesterday.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2494271/Taller-13-Rockettes-76-foot-Norway-Spruce-arrives-New-York-City-ahead-annual-Christmas-tree-lighting-ceremony.html#ixzz2kk4rthej

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    T-Shirt Memorializing Sixth-Grader Causes School Uproar
    This was posted Tuesday…by Thursday the school had endured a shitstorm of biblical proportions over this tribute to the 12 year old who succumbed to leukemia.Good for them.
    http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/t-shirt-memorializing-six-grader-causes-school-uproar-203653921.html

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Holy Humpback!… Saudi Scientist Finds Cure to Cancer in Camel Urine
    What is it about camel asses that fascinates Arabs so?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/holy-humpback-saudi-scientist-finds-cure-to-cancer-in-camel-piss/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    No more crying babies! ‘Smart nappy’ alerts parents to when a nappy needs changing – and it could also help the elderly.
    Just think…all these years there was only one way to check the status of a diaper…the one-digit probe.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2502659/Smart-nappy-alerts-parents-diaper-needs-changing.html#ixzz2kk7C4wOs

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Hunter Charged After Shooting Himself in the Buttock
    You’ve heard of people shooting themselves in the foot?Kinda like that.
    http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/13/Hunter-Charged-After-Shooting-Himself-in-the-Buttock

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    7 Reasons Your Cat Doesn’t Use the Litterbox
    Cat owners listen up!
    http://shine.yahoo.com/pets/7-reasons-cat-doesnt-litterbox-133500181.html

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Stage four cancer surviving restaurateur uses martial arts against combative thief who stole patron’s I-Phone
    Of all the restauants this crook could pick to jack somebody,he picks one owned by a martial arts expert.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2504931/Stage-4-Cancer-surviving-restaurant-owner-uses-martial-arts-combative-thief-stole-patrons-I-Phone-5.html#ixzz2kkDnnHFk

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    You May Never Want to Say the Words ‘I Can’t’ Again After Witnessing This Paralyzed Woman’s Incredible Determination
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/12/you-may-never-want-to-say-the-words-i-cant-again-after-witnessing-this-paralyzed-womans-incredible-determination/

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Passengers revolt on US Airways flight: Travelers refuse to fly after crew kick BLIND MAN and his guide dog off plane
    this story made me want to stand up,shake my fist and holler:”HELL YES!!!”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507177/US-Airways-passengers-revolt-crew-kick-blind-man-off.html#ixzz2kkFKK0k4

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Thugs Allegedly Armed With a Pellet Gun and a Craving for Chicken Wings Surprise Pizza Man — He Surprises Them Back When He Pulls Out His Own Weapon
    it was fortunate he didn’t kill any of them…it would be Tray-stinking-von all over again.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/15/why-do-a-stupid-thing-like-that-armed-delivery-driver-stunned-after-bandits-use-pellet-gun-to-rob-him-of-an-order-of-chicken-wings/

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NJ man, 75, pleads in drug, prostitution sweep
    A septuagenarian pimp and dope dealer.You can’t beat good old American enterprise.
    http://www.my9nj.com/Story/23914889/nj-man-75-pleads-in-drug-prostitution-sweep

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    POLICE BLOTTER

    An assistant manager at a Burger King in Deltona, Fla., saw a cash deposit bag on the floor outside the safe and took it home to “teach a lesson” to whoever left it there. Or at least that’s what he told the boss the next day after he noticed the bag was missing when he was making a deposit at the bank. Asked why he didn’t bring the bag back to work with him, he said he forgot. He was arrested.

    NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU’D CALL A GOOD FRIEND … The Royal Canadian Mounted Police pulled over a car in Halifax, Nova Scotia, because the headlights weren’t on. Inside, they found the driver with so many marijuana plants in the vehicle that his buddy had to ride in the trunk.

    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WAS ME? … A man who robbed two banks in Waukegan and Zion, Ill., was caught when he posted pictures of himself on Facebook wearing the clothes he wore during the robberies.

    MONEY? CHECK; GUN? CHECK; CAR KEYS? … OH, RATS! … A man robbed a bank in Portland, Ore., but left the keys to his getaway car there when he fled. When he realized his error, he ran into an office building to hide, but the cops came and got him.

    FIRST OF ALL: WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD? … A man, who had a threesome with his girlfriend and another woman at a home in Myrtle Beach, S.C., got angry when the two women started paying too much attention to each other and not him. He made such a ruckus that his girlfriend had him arrested. When he was released, he came back, took her cell phone, and stole her car. He was arrested again.

    WHO ARE YOU? PAUL BUNYAN? … A man was sleeping in a tent with his girlfriend at the Sourdough Creek Campground in Alaska when a bear tried to claw its way in, shredding the guy’s inflatable mattress. The bear fled when the man hauled off and hit it with his fist.

    NO, WE DON’T WANT TO TALK TO THE CAT, SIR … A man who robbed a bank in Connellsville, Pa., then rammed a state police cruiser as he fled the scene told a judge that he did it because a cat told him to. Mental health professionals have been called in.

    IF THIS IS SPAIN, WHY ALL THE FRENCHMEN, LADDIE? … A flight from Glasgow to Ibiza, Spain, was forced to land in France, because 14 Scotsmen on board got drunk and were dancing up and down the aisle. They had bought duty-free alcohol in Glasgow and drank it on the plane. They were so intoxicated that when the plane made the emergency landing, “They thought they had already arrived in Ibiza,” a police spokesman said.

    WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU’RE NOT A FILM BUFF, OFFICER! … A man watching a movie at a Toronto film festival got so angry at people texting and emailing on their cell phones that he called the police. The emergency dispatcher laughed and hung up.

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I know this was supposed to be non-political,but I couldn’t help enjoying the way former FNC reporter Major Garrett gave Barry hell yesterday.

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Took on some extra duty at the newspaper depot for some extra money,so I’m taking DW to the Friday fish fry at our local restaurant.The fish are getting smaller because of cost,like everything else,but their homemade clam chowder is outstanding.Hope you enjoyed the day today.God bless.

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    • Hope you enjoyed the fish fry. I’m with you, Pete – I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at that meeting at the White House. Mark Begich of Alaska came out talking like a tough guy, but I bet it wasn’t quite like that in the meeting.

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