Posted by Pistol Pete
What a glorious couple of days! DW and I hit the outlet mall yesterday a few minutes after they opened and had the entire place to ourselves. Met our best friends for lunch when we got back to town,then they came over to help decorate the tree and the rest of the house. (Actually,the women did it. My fishing buddy and I watched fishing shows in the man-cave.) Played Yahtzee and ordered pizza out. Ran errands all this morning and the love of my life went into serious shopping mode with her BFF while I took a much-needed nap. Then I fired up the Univac and found not much had changed in the last couple days. Didn’t really figure it would. Well,I can catch up on the outrages over the weekend. Let’s just enjoy this life for what it grants us and give all praise to He who created all things.
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Iowa home invader cut in half by train after stabbing Des Moines man
Thought I’d start with a feel-good story about the Darwinian cleansing of the gene pool
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/iowa-thief-cut-train-escape-article-1.1545173#ixzz2nOUGWkvO
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Brings new meaning to the old adage:
“Cut em off at the pass”
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Why a man suffering a cold will be in agony, but a woman will shrug it off: Survey finds men are martyrs when it comes to illness
I have yet to meet a woman who is not of the opinion that men are worse than little kids when they’re sick.We whine and want to be waited on hand and foot.(not me.personally,but I’ve heard other men are.)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2523291/Survey-finds-men-martyrs-comes-illness.html#ixzz2nOVbe3r5
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LOL, so true.
This is why they men do not give birth. But is sure wish they would have to experience the pain. Then they would understand why a little cold is not such a big deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws3MoSZrb58
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I love how their wives high five each other, and the way the guys look after only one hour.
I would love to have my husband go through this 25 and 32 hours like I did, with NO pain medication.
I want to smack him when he says we should have had more kids.
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FIVE YEAR OLD SIGNS CHRISTMAS SONG SO HER DEAF PARENTS CAN ENJOY IT.
This is awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UErcZjgMVtI
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UPDATE: Woman GLUED SELF to Home Depot Toilet?
Woman initially claimed she was glued to toilet at Home Depot.
Lets take a break from all this sanity,shall we?
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/12/06/Woman-Hospitalized-After-Being-Glued-To-Toilet-Seat-at-Home-Depot
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What a dumb ass.
Let me guess-Obama voter.
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7-Year-Old Girl’s Over-The-Top Christmas Wish List Because, Why Not?
These letters remind me of Sally Brown dictating her letter to Santa to her brother Charlie.
“all I want is what I have coming…all I want is my fair share”
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/7-old-girl-39-over-top-christmas-wish-000248870–abc-news-parenting.html
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I still remember how upset I was when I was 7 and I got a baby doll, when all I wanted was a Barbie doll.
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this was supposed to be a bit on the fake signer at the Mandela memorial.Apparently Kimmel has a bunch of stuff to try to get through.My apologies.
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‘Rebel with a Claus’: Bus Driver Defies Order to Stop Wearing St. Nick Costume — and Bus Company Reportedly Backs Down
Maybe some bus riders like a little joy,what can it hurt?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/12/rebel-with-a-claus-bus-driver-defies-order-to-stop-wearing-st-nick-costume-and-bus-company-reportedly-backs-down/
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Drunken man ‘chewed off his father’s EYEBROW’ while returning home from a wedding
Apparently the finger sandwiches at the reception left him hungry.
Or he mistook his dad’s eyebrow for a caterpillar;a delicacy in some countries.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521616/Drunken-man-chewed-fathers-EYEBROW-returning-home-wedding.html#ixzz2nOm6aIhI
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Microsoft Developing ‘Smart Bra’ to Reduce Emotional Overeating
Maybe the guy in the last post could have used a ‘smart bra.’
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/12/06/Smart-bra-with-sensors-part-of-research-into-overeating-triggers
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If only they could come up with a smart-jock, to keep guys from fantasy land.
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You might have already seen this
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Texan Allegedly Pulls Sword & Demands Tacos
His gun must have been in the repair shop
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/12/10/texan-allegedly-pulls-sword-demands-tacos/
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‘I’m surprised I made it out alive’: Runner who was hit by flying deer after ‘bad day at work’ speaks out about her great escape
‘Jogger got run over by a buck deer’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520245/Runner-hit-flying-deer-speaks-lucky-escape.html#ixzz2nOpMo37d
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Oh deer, maybe now she will think twice before jogging along a highway.
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Man called in bomb hoax to get friend out of work, Lady Lake police say
We never thought of that when we wanted to skip school
but then,most of us weren’t felons.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/man-called-in-bomb-hoax-to-get-friend-out-of-work-lady-lake-police-say/-/1637132/23356080/-/uhvcsx/-/index.html
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Woman sets fire to ex-boyfriend’s home while seeking ‘closure’ after new girlfriend moved into apartment they shared
26-year-old tells police she used lighter fluid and cigarette to start blaze
Ex-boyfriend also faces charges after answering door with a gun
Somebody needs to kick both these nuts in the butt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521605/Woman-sets-ex-boyfriends-home-seeking-closure.html#ixzz2nOrXxYcD
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My cats have never climbed the tree. But my grey Persian used to sit under it all the time and look up at the lights. I still miss seeing her there. She was my favorite ornament.
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The oldest gunslinger in the west: Grandmother, 98, celebrates bagging her 44th deer
Better keep an eye on her so Rudolph don’t get whacked.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522754/Grandmother-98-celebrates-bagging-44th-deer.html#ixzz2nOtTLJVF
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WTF Products for Women
Boob glue, emergency bras and other stuff somebody thinks we need
I ain’t even gonna go there.Nope,nope nope.
http://www.retailmenot.com/blog/weird-products-for-women.html?utm_medium=blogger_network&ch=spons&utm_source=taboola&utm_content=4021066&utm_campaign=syndication
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GET YOUR OBAMA COMMEMORATIVES SCANDAL (PAPER) PLATES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgPGqeW4mA
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Those should be marketed as diet plates. One look and you will totally lose your appetite.
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I tried to post this as a “reply” to WTF products for women, but WTF???? The “reply” button takes you back to the article. Crazy.
I have never heard of any of those products, thank the Good Lord. But I did see one that sort of blew me away the last time I was at the cosmetic counter – about 3 years ago. The lady tried to sell me “primer” for mascara. If that doesn’t beat all…
So glad you had such fun days, Pete! It is so good to get together with friends and let the rest of the world pass you by for a while.
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I’ve seen that mascara primer — also primers for lipstick and eye shadow. You’re supposed to use them after you put on your moisturizer and before you put on your makeup. I’ve even seen fixatives that you’re supposed to use after the makeup to make it stay on longer. Talk about the layered look!
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I would never have the time or the interest for all those layers. I am very good about washing my face and using sunscreen, but other than that it takes an occasion to make me put on more than the sunscreen and clear Neutrogena lip balm. Too busy, but mostly not interested.
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