PETE’S PAGE; (ICE) BLUE MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

After a weekend there’s always so darn much stuff to get through.

Well,we’ll sally forth and do the best we can.

Those of you in more temperate climes give a kind thought to those of us in the ‘Polar Vortex.’

Never heard of it? The climate alarmists just made that up to blame the record cold on global warming. I live 70 miles northwest of Chicago and the actual temperature as of this posting,according to Yahoo news is -18. The wind chill is hovering about -45.

Question:what the hell did we do before they started calculating ‘wind chill factor’ to make you feel even worse than you already did? Back in the day,if it was cold,you bundled up before you went out. If you didn’t need to go out, YOU DIDN’T GO!!!!

Well,they say that exposed skin can be frostbitten in 15 minutes.Guess I’ll have to put off stripping to my skivvies and jogging a few miles.

I remember many a morning trying to start my Freightliner diesel truck and driving in a frigid cab all day. That damn thing was as cold-blooded as my ex-wife(well,maybe not THAT cold.) I went and delivered my papers today,mostly from the warmth of my car. Got home,enjoyed a hot cup of coffee and looked out over the field behind our house and said to myself: self,being retired ain’t all bad.

Chrissy:you queried why Butch Maddow looks like Pajama Boy…this could explain it:

GOTCHA!

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43 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; (ICE) BLUE MONDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Bypasses Congress with Executive Actions on Gun Background Checks
    One of the actions allows states to provide mental health information heretofore off-limits due to HIPAA privacy laws. The second action broadens the criteria for the label “committed to a mental institution,” so that those who are “involuntarily committed” to an institution for outpatient care are viewed the same as those who are “involuntarily committed” for inpatient care.

    CHECK YOUR HISTORY;1930’S GERMANY DID THIS,TOO
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/03/Obama-Admin-Bypasses-Congress-Again-Issues-New-Executives-Actions-On-Background-Checks

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Barack gives Michelle a magnificent birthday present

    President Barack Obama is going to give his wife the birthdaytime off, alone, without the children.

    The White House said on Saturday first lady Michelle Obama would stay in Hawaii, where the family has been on vacation for the last two weeks, rather than return home with her husband and their two girls.

    “As part of her birthday gift from the president, the first lady will remain in Hawaii to spend time with friends ahead of her upcoming 50th birthday,” a White House official said.

    This stinking lowlife prick just has to rub the country’s nose in the fact he can run up the taxpayer tab whenever the mood hits him.We’ll foot the bill whenever she decides to bring her big ass home.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/barack_gives_michelle_a_magnificent_birthday_present.html#ixzz2pds72sa9

    The decision by First Lady Michelle Obama to leave on schedule for her two-week Hawaii vacation and not wait a few days for her delayed husband will probably cost taxpayers more than $63,000 – and possibly well in excess of $100,000 – in additional expenses, according to a White House Dossier analysis.

    Its not like they’re paying for it or anything.

    Mrs. Obama’s Separate Hawaii Travel Likely Costs at Least $63,000

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    President Obama, While on Hawaii Vacation, Lambastes GOP Who ‘Went Home for the Holidays’ and Abandoned Less Fortunate
    Is there a stronger word than hubris?
    Now that he’s back,tanned rested and ready,he has sworn if the GOP won’t kiss his ring and extend unemployment he’d do it himself.The media,of course,will pummel the republicans for not extending benefits for the permanent non-working class.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/04/president-obama-while-on-hawaii-vacation-lambastes-gop-who-went-home-for-the-holidays-and-abandoned-less-fortunate/

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Candy Crowley: If I’m Unemployed, Why Would I Be A Republican?
    Because the democrats want to keep you that way so you’ll vote for them
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XRktTgbDU

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    • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

      I thought unemployment made sense until I talked with a former classmate in a diner. She was whining about how her unemployment benefits were about to expire, so damn she was going to have to look for a job. I’ve never understood such an attitude, but I was raised right.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CPS Announces School Closings Due To Weather Following CTU Demands
    Normally.the Chicago schools stay open because they feed and babysit all these welfare chirrens.Apparently Karen(Moby Dickless) Lewis decided the teachers ain’t goin’ out in this intollable weather.Screw the kids,screw the taxpayers
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/01/05/chicago-teachers-union-demands-schools-close-due-to-weather/

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    • GP's avatar GP

      PP-totally disagree with you on this one. There are still kids who have no choice but to walk to school. This is dangerous. It is best they all stay home.

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      • Yep… risking frostbite and hypothermia is just crazy. All the schools up here are closed, and for once I agree with them.

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        • chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

          Even the bus kids are at risk. I drove a bus once upon a time during a record-breaking winter. It took a long time to warm it up before I could even put it in gear. If it broke down with kids on a bad road … we’d be in trouble.

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    So Many Intolerable Lies

    Even the U.S. Marines have been corrupted
    Two events last week — one an announcement by the Marine Corps, the other speeches at the inauguration of New York City’s new mayor — illustrated vividly how President Obama and his media cohort have so narrowed the boundaries of political speech that we no longer believe we can challenge outright lies.

    http://spectator.org/articles/57340/so-many-intolerable-lies

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    DOJ: Nuns have ‘no legal basis’ to contest birth control mandate
    The Justice Department on Friday urged Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor to stop blocking the Obamacare mandate forcing organizations to provide insurance plans that include contraceptives, arguing that a religious group contesting the law did not have a complaint.

    My guess is that the Wise Latina will do as she’s told.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/doj-nuns-have-no-legal-basis-to-contest-birth-control-mandate/article/2541538

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    • GP's avatar GP

      So let’s get this straight.
      A local judge can interpret the law to legalize marriage, with no legislative support, and the Supremes must now answer to the lower court.
      The DOJ is now the ruling body?
      Does anyone in the GOP give a rat’s ass about the constitution?

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    This is a sick cartoon trying to convince young children that when the pervert with sweaty palms,green teeth and reeking of body odor run their hands inside their clothing and touch them in a way that would get anybody else arrested that its OK…they’re TSA agents.
    Bullshit

    Hey,Melvin…better check that kids’ cast…he might be an Al Quaeda terrorist…or something

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      I was in a crowded elevator the day after they first instituted the pat downs and x-ray-cancer-scans, and someone was talking about how ‘it’s for our safety’. So I said something like, ‘if you are willing to tell your children that nobody can touch their private parts except for their doctor or a security guard at the airport, then you don’t know what ‘safety’ is in the first place.’

      Grrrr, so infuriating that there’s ‘it’s-ok-to-get-molested-at-the-airport’ propaganda for kids now.

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    • Yeah, that little boy really looks like a terrorist. I’d be scared to death if I met him on the street.

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    • Ting's avatar Ting

      I think that the writer is the father of the gal that played the prostitute in James OKeefe’s Acorn exposes. Seems like a long, long time ago. Now Acorn is back “navigating” Obamacare for grant money.

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Jan. 6 is officially the worst day of the year
    Today, your Case of the Mondays is actually a semi-legitimate excuse for being extra pissy towards your coworkers.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/06/jan-6-is-officially-the-worst-day-of-the-year/#ixzz2pe1Sawk9

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Visits Grandpa’s Grave For 4 Minutes, or, About the Time It Takes a Foursome to Tee Off.
    President Barack Obama made time to visit his grandfather’s grave during his two week Hawaii vacation. According to the White House pool report, Obama and his daughters took the 30-minute drive from their vacation rental home to his grandfather’s grave. The visit lasted about 4 minutes

    He wants to make sure his kids don’t know anything about their great-grandpa,since he was a ‘typical white man.’
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=219805#d9vwHlqXLeZCQW2K.99

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Actor Steven Seagal Says He Is Up For Arizona Governor Campaign
    He’s been working with sheriff Joe on illegal immigration.Trust me,this guy is no conservative.I used to watch all his movies until he started churning out straight-to-video movies shot in Eastern Europe.
    I saw him do an interview on Fox once…he was rude,condescending and ultimately walked off the set.He is an enviro-wacko of the first order.
    http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/01/04/actor-steven-seagal-says-he-is-up-for-arizona-governor-campaign/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Been pretty heavy so far…what say we lighten it up a bit.
    Hitler finds out he can’t keep his doctor under Obamacare
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxwot4sGTrM

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    University developing technology to vote on your tablet, smartphone
    When this happens the republican party will cease to be.Any website can be hacked.But republicans won’t cheat…democrats always do.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/04/university-developing-technology-to-vote-on-your-tablet-smartphone/#ixzz2pe7ecjwH

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    • GP's avatar GP

      It’s his white commie roots that scare me. I can see why he would pay homage to the man who raised his daughter in a hippie commune, where it was normal for 16 year olds to have sex with older men. Even though it was the 60’s.

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    • GP's avatar GP

      This is great, every pre teen with a cell phone will get to vote. Coming soon-American Idol Presidential Election, Season 2

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Report: O.J. Claims He Has Brain Cancer, Asks Obama To Set Him Free
    Poor bastard claims he may only have a year..year-and-a-half to live.his ex-wife and Ron Goldman had sore throats that turned out to be fatal.Rot in hell.buddy.
    http://weaselzippers.us/?p=166554

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Judicial Watch’s Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians of 2013
    As the release states, “President Barack Obama actually tops this ‘Top Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians’ list for 2013 as the driving force behind so many of the misdeeds… He is a master at catch-me-if-you-can, corrupt politics.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/02/Judicial-Watch-s-Ten-Most-Wanted-Corrupt-Politicians-for-2013

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

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    “Keep Your Doctor – Change Your Senator”
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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    REPORT: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson planning to jump ship on A&E and move to a new network?

    Humiliated by A&E’s recent attempt to silence his conservative religious message, Robertson – whose Duck Commander business is worth an estimated $15 million – is secretly plotting to form his own TV production company so he can jump ship to a Christian channel more in keeping with his views.

    I guess they screwed with the wrong redneck this time

    REPORT: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson planning to jump ship on A&E and move to a new network?

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Al-Qaeda Largely Takes Over Fallujah and Ramadi in Iraq
    All the hard-won progress bought and paid for with American blood and treasure thrown away by a cowardly little prick who’d be afraid of his own shadow if he didn’t have his bodyguards.Got out as fast as he could go.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/al-qaeda-largely-takes-over-fallujah-and-ramadi-iraq#sthash.xZ7eemH0.dpuf

    Kerry: We’ll Help Iraq Fight al-Qaeda, But No ‘Boots on The Ground’
    Gigolo spends 4 months in Viet Nam because’it will look good on my political resume’ is the lefts go-to military expert.What a tragic joke
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/kerry-we-ll-help-iraq-fight-al-qaeda-no-boots-ground#sthash.WDZGzKi9.dpuf

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    CBS’ Bob Schieffer Shocked When Sen. Reid Refuses to Rule Out Eliminating Filibuster Entirely
    Sniveling little crapweasel knows he can pull the same shit Barry does because the senate GOP don’t have the balls to stop him.
    It’s so damn frustrating I get a stomach ache thinking about it.
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cbs-bob-schieffer-shocked-when-sen-reid-refuses-to-rule-out-eliminating-filibuster-entirely/

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Six days late…I’ve been busy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_JA6r-a_1A

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  21. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Schadenfreude! This season’s gift that keeps on giving. LOL The Polar Star has been sent to rescue the Chinese ship that got stuck in the ice when it tried to rescue the Russian ship full of Australian global-warming scientists that got stuck in the ice.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/06/polar-star-sent-to-rescue-chinese-ship-that-rescued-russian-ship-full-of-australian-global-warming-scientists-stuck-in-polar-ice/

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  22. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    My pet theory about PajamaBoy and RachelM is that they were identical twins whose parents wanted a boy and a girl, so had one twin surgically altered and fed hormones. I leave it to the observer to decide which is which. ::snort::

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