PETE’S PAGE; POLAR VORTEX EDITION

The radio said our area is over the normal snowfall for this time of year by THREE FEET. 57 inches,not including what we got overnight. Tonight the thermometer will bottom out at about -6 degrees.

Wolf graphic inserted here by CtH cuz I want to make Pete laugh!

I better vent here before I tear off my clothes and jump in a snowbank in a fit of madness.

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NBC: All Visitors to Sochi Olympics Immediately Hacked When They Arrive
    In Sochi, NBC’s Richard Engel and a cyber security expert try an experiment to see how long it would take before their data is hacked. They head out to a restaurant and begin using their smartphone.

    ‘Almost immediately, we were hacked. Malicious software hijacked our phone before we even finished our coffee’
    There are photos online of the bathrooms,which are horrendous and glasses of water that look like pee.This is what our athletes train years for?
    http://www.hapblog.com/2014/02/nbc-all-visitors-to-sochi-olympics.html

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Boehner unsure on immigration vote
    Many conservatives have raised concerns about tackling immigration reform in an election year and passing a new law they do not trust the Obama administration to adequately enforce.
    Not to mention knowing what the voters would do to them in the midterms.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/house/197413-no-commitment-from-boehner-on-immigration-vote#ixzz2sU7nN7I6

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Sotomayor: Calling immigrants ‘illegal’ is insulting
    “I think people then paint those individuals as something less than worthy human beings and it changes the conversation,” Sotomayor said.
    Remember when liberal judges made decisions based on the constitution instead of their personal opinions?Neither can I.

    Sotomayor: Calling immigrants ‘illegal’ is insulting…

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Caledonia is 10 miles east of me on hwy 173,between Capron and Poplar Grove.I know this place well.

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Picks 36 Year-Old Far Left Doctor Organizer as Surgeon General
    Barack Obama picked far left 36 year-old organizer Vivek Murthy as the next Surgeon General.
    –Not for his expertise but for his activism.
    Does Barry have anybody around him who’s had any experience at their job?
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/02/good-grief-obama-picks-36-year-old-far-left-doctor-organizer-as-surgeon-general/

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    White House: It’s A Good Thing That Obamacare Will Drive 2.5 Million Americans Out Of The Workforce
    Carney: Americans should stop working ‘to pursue their dreams’

    After the CBO review came out, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney published a statement in which he declared, remarkably, that it’s a good thing that millions of Americans may drop out of the work force:
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2014/02/05/white-house-its-a-good-thing-that-obamacare-will-drive-2-5-million-americans-out-of-the-workforce/?partner=yahootix

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton Arrives to Calm Democratic ‘Bed-Wetting’
    This sets the stage for a contentious closed-door policy retreat and strategy session today that Senate Democrats are having with the president. In addition to Obama, the guest speaker is Bill Clinton, who is poised to deliver a speech, take questions and try to coach jittery Democrats how to keep their heads up during a rocky midterm election year.
    In a really perverse way,I’d like to be a fly on the wall at that little shindig.
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/02/bill-clinton-arrives-to-calm-democratic-bed-wetting/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    MSNBC host shames Democratic senator for daring to suggest welfare fraud exists [VIDEO]
    “Senator, let me interrupt you for a second,” Wagner said. “You used the words ‘fraud and abuse’ when we’re talking about a program that is giving people who are poor enough to qualify for food stamps more money to put food on the table
    Remember,we were told there is ‘no ideology at PMSLSD,and you can’t shame a democrat.You need a sense of guilt for that.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/04/msnbc-host-shames-democratic-senator-over-welfare-fraud-comment-video/#ixzz2sUCLeky9

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ONE MILLION DOLLAR BOND Set For Obama Muslim Cultural Ambassador Who Torched Seattle Gay Club
    American-Libyan Musab Mohamed Masmari was arrested this week for torching “Neighbours” gay night club in Seattle on New Year’s Eve.
    750 patrons were in the night club at the time.
    UPDATE: As Debbie Schlussel reported – Musab Mohamed Masmari, a Libyan-US citizen, worked as a State Department cultural ambassador at a Seattle new media center event
    THESE ARE THE KIND OF RAT BASTARDS THAT WERE GUARDING THE BENGHAZI EMBASSY ON KILLARY’S ORDERS.DO YOU THINK YOU’LL HEAR A WORD ABOUT THIS?????
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/02/one-million-dollar-bond-set-for-obama-muslim-cultural-ambassador-who-torched-seattle-gay-club/

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    I used mine on the rats in our barn’s hayloft

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Meet the Woman Who Claims Jesus Appeared on Her Toe in the Form of a Bruise After ‘Holy Dirt’ Was Rubbed on It
    it’s a really,really slow news day
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/05/meet-the-woman-who-claims-jesus-appeared-on-her-toe-in-the-form-of-a-bruise-after-holy-dirt-was-rubbed-on-it/

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    TOM SIZEMORE: ‘I SET SLICK WILLY UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND,ELIZABETH HURLEY,AT THE SPITE HOUSE’
    As Hillary Clinton prepares to run for President in 2016, RadarOnline.com has uncovered bombshell new information that could torpedo her White House dreams: The philandering husband of the former United States Secretary of State, ex-President Bill Clinton, carried on a torrid year-long love affair with British supermodel Elizabeth Hurley behind White House walls
    Who are they kidding? This will HELP Killary. old news,just republicans trying to moralize on your good times.

    DUDE: Audio of Elizabeth Hurley’s ex-boyfriend surfaces claiming Bill Clinton had affair with Hurley in White House

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Sarah Jessica Parker on Christie scandal: ‘The fish stinks from the head down’
    The fishy smell on this horse-faced hag comes from another region I’m too classy to mention.
    http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/02/04/sarah-jessica-parker-on-christie-scandal-the-fish-stinks-from-the-head-down/

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    California: Obamacare Turning Cancer Patients Away
    The Los Angeles Times reports that once Obamacare customers navigate the confusing websites and pay the (often higher) premiums, they face a new problem: many doctors do not accept Obamacare insurance policies. It tells the story of a cancer patient who was turned away at the oncologist’s office, and was only seen by a doctor once state regulators came to her rescue. Her story is not alone: millions will face the same problem.
    Obama feels no price in pain,human suffering and death is too great to pay to gain control over the country’s well-being.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/02/05/California-Obamacare-Turning-Cancer-Patients-Away

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    The regime spent millions on these lame ads
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPkxjgFsMfc

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    NAACP Official: GOP Uses People of Color as ‘Mouthpieces’
    The same NAACP official who called South Carolina Republican senator Tim Scott a ventriloquist’s “dummy” is at it again. On Tuesday, Reverend William Barber, director of the North Carolina NAACP, described minorities who support conservative causes “mouthpieces.”

    This filth even has the gall to wear a minister’s collar while he spews his bile.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/02/racist-naacp-official-gop-uses-people-of-color-as-mouthpieces/

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Roll up for the county fair: Denver offers joint-rolling contests and prizes for the biggest marijuana plant at summer show

    •City plans to celebrate Colorado’s relaxed drug laws at annual event

    ‘Pot Pavilion’ will include Grateful Dead karaoke and drug-laced brownie bake offs
    Far out,man;like,I ,like,got the munchies already,man.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547465/Roll-county-fair-Denver-offers-joint-rolling-contests-prizes-biggest-marijuana-plant-summer-show.html#ixzz2sUL82PGR

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  18. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    AP: A string of car bomb attacks hit commercial areas in Baghdad on Thursday, killing at least 13 people, said Iraqi officials… The bombings came a day after 34 people were killed in multiple explosions, mainly in the heart of Baghdad.

    “I don’t need a big hearing to figure this one out. You had millions of Americans serve. You had Americans die… It’s very simple. We’re not there anymore and we left too quickly with no leave-behind force. The Obama administration failed and now you have the disaster. Iraq is gone.” – Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., on “The Kelly File”

    My heart hurts.

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  19. chrissythehyphenated's avatar chrissythehyphenated

    Authorities say Big Mouth Billy Bass, the popular motion-activated, animatronic novelty display “as seen on TV” scared away a would-be burglar.

    The bass, mounted by the shop’s door, apparently broke into strains of “Take Me to the River” when the intruder broke in. The Olmstead County Sherriff’s Office said the intruder left in a hurry.

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