President Boyfriend finally noticed Kiev?

What … was it a slow sports day or something?

When a pro basketball player announced he prefers men, Barack Obama picked up the phone right away to express his personal support for the guy’s “bravery.”

But when people take to the freezing wintry streets of Kiev because their government has gone all jackboot on them and then STAY there in the bitter cold, week after week after week, despite the government’s brutality, Barack Obama doesn’t say a thing for THREE MONTHS.

Then, when he (or someone?) finally decides, Hey, people are noticing we aren’t saying anything about this, it isn’t Obama himself who gets up to speak. It’s his lackey Press Secretary. And the most important thing he’s got to say is, Wow, those IMAGES of guys with automatic weapons sure are disturbing.

The only way I can express how I feel about this administration is by using a revolting word for a disgusting act I learned about by accident the other day playing SCRABBLE. But since I truly wish I could’ve NEVER KNOWN the word or the act even EXISTED, I’m not going to go there. You’re welcome.

Sources:

• http://twitchy.com/2014/02/20/little-too-late-guys-wh-finally-outraged-over-images-of-ukraine-violence/
• http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/296837-obama-phones-collins-praises-him-for-admitting-hes-gay