PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

That didn’t take long. The democrat hacks here wasted no time commencing the populist whining about the mean,rich republicans who want to take their cushy jobs away from them. Governor Quinn will keep pounding:billionaire,nine mansions,wants to lower minimum wage. He finds that preferable to answering why Illinois has the poorest credit rating in the country,some of the highest taxes and leads in companies fleeing the state. We are also about 19  billion in debt for the unfunded pension liabilities to the public unions he owes his job to.

Dirty Dick Dirtbag sighed that he’s going up against a self-funded Jim Oberweis and he’s had to overcome big money attacks before,and with help from the folks,he can do it again. Poor bastard sounds like after 36 years in office he doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. (You can guess who taught me that one.) These pricks never met a dollar they didn’t want to spend,as long as it’s somebody elses.

On a lighter note,the world became a little better place today. Fred Phelps,formerly of the Westboro Baptist Church, has taken his well-earned place in the tenth circle of Hell. It’s a safe bet his lot is far worse than the fallen heroes his mouth-breathing gang was famous for defaming.

WE’RE HERE!!WHERE’S THE EGGROLLS,Y’ALL?

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In the socialist utopia of Venezuela,these people are lined up waiting for ….food.

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DW is visiting her dad in Wisconsin for a few days,so I can get away with this.

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Take a good look at the x-ray

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  1. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Virginia State Legislature Commends Mosque with Terror Links
    The Virginia State Legislature this month passed a joint resolution Commending the Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center on the 30th anniversary of its founding. This is the mosque that the Treasury Department’s Enforcement Communications System (TECS) says is “operating as a front for Hamas operatives in U.S.” and “is associated with Islamic extremists.”
    The late,unlamented Ayman Al Zawahri was Imam at this mosque for a couple years.Two of the 9/11 hijackers attended here before they slaughtered 3,000 innocent Americans.
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE????
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/03/16/Virginia-State-Legislature-Commends-Terror-Mosque

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  2. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Barry doing what he does best
    Makes a little speech so he can write the trip off,then rake in the long green.

    Obama Schedule || Thursday, March 20, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on March 19, 2014, 9:27 pm

    11:00 am || Departs White House
    1:25 pm || Arrives Orlando, Florida
    2:00 pm || Takes part in a roundtable with Valencia College students and local workers; Valencia College, Orlando, Florida
    3:45 pm || Departs Orlando, Florida
    4:35 pm || Arrives Miami
    5:10 pm || Attends a DNC fundraiser; private residence, Miami
    7:35 pm || Delivers remarks and takes questions at a fundraiser for House Democrats; private residence, Miami
    8:50 pm || Departs Miami
    11:20 pm || Arrives White House

    All times Eastern

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  3. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Federal Judge Hands Republicans In Kansas, Arizona A Big Win In Voting Rights Fight

    A federal judge in Kansas on Wednesday ruled that the federal agency which oversees the federal voter registration form must include the state-specific proof-of-citizenship requirements requested by both Kansas and Arizona.

    The ruling was hailed by Republican officials in both states. And it also does away with the need for the “two-tier” voting systems that were proposed while the case was pending.

    Eric Holder is scrambling to find a liberal judge to overturn this.
    Unless he thinks Kansas is not worth fighting for anyway.
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/arizona-kansas-voting-rights-ruling?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tpm-news+%28TPMNews%29

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  4. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    ‘ZO SKEWERS SNL

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  5. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Morning Joe Goes All-In MH370: Better Than Broadcasting Obama’s Bungles
    I could not understand the 24/7 obsession with this story.All day,every day.The Crazy News Network,(CNN) thinks it was swallowed by a black hole.Is that racist?

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2014/03/20/morning-joe-goes-all-mh370-better-discussing-obamas-bungles#ixzz2wWYSYy1C

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  6. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Exodus II?
    The former President of Lebanon, Amine Gemayel, is a Maronite Christian. He recently warned of “an exodus approaching biblical proportions.” Gemayel told a gathering in Zurich of Christian Solidarity International (CSI) and other human rights activists that the current wave of church burnings, murders, and riots against Christians in the Mideast is the work of radical Islamists. The former Lebanese leader’s own brother had been assassinated in Beirut by these same jihadists.
    Mr. Obama’s CIA Chief, John Brennan, refuses even to identify the persecutors. He says we cannot call them jihadists because jihad is a legitimate tenet of the Muslim religion. We cannot call them radical Islamists, because that would be disrespectful to a major world religion.
    One day Obama will have to account for standing idly by while innocents are butchered by the thousands.It can’t come soon enough to save many of God’s children.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/kenblackwell/2014/03/20/exodus-ii-n1811490?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl

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  7. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Inc. Blasts Israeli Defense Minister After He Says Israel Must Deal with Iran
    Ukraine may have been the final straw to convince Ya’alon that Obama is really going to let Iran go nuclear. And that if the Shiite bomb is going to be stopped, it’s going to be stopped by Israel.
    Israel has known from day one that the Muslim-in-chief could watch their entire nation be vaporized without so much as a shrug.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/obama-inc-blasts-israeli-defense-minister-after-he-says-israel-must-deal-with-iran/

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  8. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    New from the RGA

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  9. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Dem Rep. Knows Why Obama Can’t Work With GOP in Congress: Tea Party Members are ‘Racist People’ from ‘Slave-Holding States’
    The slave-holding states were solid democrat at the time.Liberals can’t be bothered with facts while they’re race-baiting.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/03/20/dem-rep-knows-why-obama-cant-work-with-gop-in-congress-tea-party-members-are-racist-people-from-slave-holding-states/

    YOU CAN’T SPELL ‘DERANGED’ WITHOUT RANGEL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck6o4mOZBXo

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  10. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Yellen: ‘The buck stops with me’
    I get sick to my stomach when these assclowns go into full martyrdom mode,wailing they take “full responsibility” for anything they won’t pay any price for.
    Yellen is going to continue to dump 60 billion /month to prop up the stock market so it doesn’t tank under the Bumbler.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/economy/201218-yellen-the-buck-stops-with-me

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  11. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Freedom From Religion Foundation asks Scott Walker to remove Bible verse tweet

    The tweet read, “Philippians 4:13.”

    That refers to a Bible verse which reads, “I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.”

    “This braggadocio verse coming from a public official is rather disturbing,” read the letter from FFRF. “To say, ‘I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me,’ seems more like a threat, or the utterance of a theocratic dictator, than of a duly elected civil servant.”
    I find these peoples’ fear of scripture somewhat humorous and revealing at the same time.

    http://host.madison.com/news/local/writers/jessica_vanegeren/freedom-from-religion-foundation-asks-scott-walker-to-remove-bible/article_f157ac50-aed5-11e3-b3ea-001a4bcf887a.html#ixzz2wWf98ymf

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    • Wow. the sheer ignorance– and assumed ignorance on the part of others– from FFRF in this is astounding. Really, that’s how they’re gonna read this verse?

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    • Scott Walker acknowledges his dependence on God, and the loonies at FFRF take it as an ominous threat. Obozo says the he can do anything he wants since he’s the president, and it doesn’t bother them at all.

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  12. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Cash prizes for signing up for Obamacare?

    Music, money used to reach young people in final enrollment push
    Another news item from Madistan,Wis.
    With roughly two weeks left in the open enrollment period for health insurance, some groups are trying to sell Obamacare to young people in terms they might actually understand: music, comedy, and cash.
    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/cash-prizes-for-signing-up-for-obamacare-2014-03-14?link=sfmw_sm

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  13. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Obama Takes Time Out of His Busy Schedule To Cut Video Wishing Happy Nowruz to the Iranian People
    Every day I get up and wonder what this buffoon will do to further shame this country and the people who care about it.
    Top priority. Just 5 days ago he couldn’t find time to attend a meeting with his national security team at the WH on the crisis in Ukraine

    Today, another video on the celebration of Nowruz.

    “The talents and genius of the Iranian people have led to great achievements’

    Toss in Obama speaking Persian at the very end. This was posted on the WH website

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  14. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    President Laughingstock
    Russian mockery of President Obama has taken a bizarre turn. The newly elected Prime Minister of Crimea, Sergey Aksyonov, has tweeted (in Russian) a photoshopped image of Barack Obama in a Russian military uniform, implying that our president’s behavior can be explained by his purported status as a deep cover Russian agent.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/03/president_laughingstock.html

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  15. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Valerie Jarrett, the CEO of Obama Inc.
    There is no Obama administration. There is an Obama campaign. And that campaign is part of an organization built around a single figure; Obama Inc.
    Valerie Jarrett’s role as CEO of Obama Inc. confuses those who expect a more conventional arrangement. Jarrett is less Dick Cheney and more Colonel Parker or Helen Kushnick; a powerful enigmatic figure ruthlessly dedicated to her star whose power comes from his dependency.
    http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/valerie-jarrett-the-ceo-of-obama-inc/

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  16. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    “Sarah Palin Was Right” TV Ad by CCC PAC

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  17. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Rand Paul gets standing ovation at Berkeley: ‘Your right to privacy is under assault’
    That Paul decided to take his libertarian-leaning message to one of the most liberal campuses in the country is no mistake. He is actively making an effort to appear before crowds that have not been supportive of Republicans to demonstrate his ability to appeal to a broader electorate

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/19/rand-paul-gets-standing-ovation-at-berkeley-your-right-to-privacy-is-under-assault/#ixzz2wWmL4s7T

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  18. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Bill to stagger food stamp payouts passes Senate
    BOISE, Idaho — Lawmakers said they hope a new bill that passed the Senate 33-2 on Tuesday will allow Idaho to stagger when food-stamp recipients receive money to buy groceries.

    Sen. Jim Guthrie, R-McCammon, said spreading out the release of those funds over 10 days could help offset “grocery store chaos” on the first of every month.
    Ever been in a WalMart the first or second of the month?Been behind somebody with a cart piled high with groceries and the total exceeds what they have on their EBT card so they have to decide what to put back while you stand there with the gallon of milk you have to pay cash for?
    yeah,its like that.

    http://www.idahostatesman.com/2014/03/18/3087343/bill-to-stagger-food-stamp-payouts.html#storylink=cpy

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    • Violet's avatar Violet

      Our local Walmart is a place I simply WILL NOT go during the first week of the month. We made that mistake only once, and it was an absolute zoo. Rude people everywhere, blocking exits, screaming at toddlers, cussing up a storm, trashing the displays, etc. Then, like Pete says, you get to stand in line FOREVER and watch people prioritize pizza rolls over fruit and veggies at the register x20 because they’re too stupid and inconsiderate to keep a rough spending tally while shopping.

      I don’t know if I really like the idea of a staggered payout approach, actually. I kinda like knowing the best days to avoid places like Walmart, and then having the rest of the month to shop a bit more peacefully.

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  19. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    President Obama shows Vineyard fore-sight
    Like the swallows to Capistrano, the White House advance peeps have hit Martha’s Vineyard scoping out yet another Obama presidential vacation. Ukraine? Crimea? Putin? The president’s going to Mad Martha’s!
    Remember how the press howled when W vacationed AT HIS OWN RANCH???This dickhead is going to squat at Martha’s Vineyard again this year and ruin the summer for a lot of people.What does he care?He’s not paying for anything.
    Have you got your summer vacation planned yet?
    Can you even afford one?

    http://bostonherald.com/inside_track/the_inside_track/2014/03/president_obama_shows_vineyard_fore_sight

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  20. Pistol Pete's avatar Pistol Pete

    Reporter: WH Press Secretary Gets Questions from Reporters Before Press Briefing
    A CBS reporter from Arizona reveals that President Obama’s press secretary, Jay Carney, receives questions from the press in advance of his daily press briefing. In fact, she says, the reporters often receive the answers in advance of the briefing, too.
    The reporters are made to stand,must limit their questioning to four minutes and there are Obama operatives just off-camera to intimidate them.The reporters are also given the answers on cards before the taping to make sure they get the quotes right.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/reporter-wh-press-secretary-gets-questions-reporters-press-briefing_785607.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEexpBWwY-s

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  21. Good ones, Pete! I get a kick out of the Putin-Obama dickhead xray. Otherwise empty, right? 😀

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