PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Hope everybody had a great Mother’s Day.

I’ve always found a marked difference between the significance of Mother’s Day and the relative inconsequence of Father’s Day. My kids used to steal my change when I left it on the table and put it in a jar until Mother’s Day came around. Then they’d bring me the jar full of money they stole from me and wanted paper money so they could by mama a present! I didn’t really care. After all,they were (still are) my kids.

Then Father’s Day came around they’d ask me for two bucks to buy me a pack of cigarettes. They weren’t even my brand and they smoked half of them on the way home from the store! (Just kidding…..they were my brand.)

MOOCH GAVE THE WEEKLY ADDRESS ON SATURDAY AND WHINED ABOUT BOKO HARAM KIDNAPPING ALMOST 300 SCHOOLGIRLS.

THIS IS THE EXTENT OF OUTRAGE FROM BARRY,WOOKIE AND ALL THEIR MILLIONAIRE FRIENDS;

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I won’t waste your time by posting the youtube of her whiny-ass speech.She never once mentioned terrorism or Boko Haram.

THIS IS THE WARM,FUZZY SOCIAL CLUB KNOWN AS BOKO HARAM. THEY LIKE TO GO INTO CHURCHES AND OPEN FIRE WITH MACHINE GUNS OR LOCK EVERYBODY INSIDE AND BURN THEM ALIVE. 90% OF THE GIRLS THEY KIDNAP ARE CHRISTIANS. THE MUSLIM GIRLS ARE RELEASED. IF THE CHRISTIAN GIRLS DON’T CONVERT TO ISLAM THEY GET THEIR THROATS SLICED. MANY OF THOSE THEY’VE TAKEN HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLD AS WIVES AND SEX SLAVES TO JIHADISTS. DO YOU THINK A BUNCH OF RICH FOLK HOLDING UP SIGNS ARE GOING TO FAZE THEM?

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The NFL held their annual college draft last week. There were 256 players drafted. The first player was a defensive tackle from South Carolina named Jadaveon Clowney. The guy is a freak of nature. He’s really big,really strong, and really fast. Nobody is talking about him. Everybody is consumed with talking about player #249,a tackle from Missouri named Michael Sam. He has marginal skills and is unlikely to make the team on his own merit. There’s a catch…he’s the first openly gay player ever drafted. Even Bozo called to congratulate him. To celebrate,he kissed his boyfriend on live TV and then they jetted off to Las Vegas to celebrate.

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Don Jones,who plays for the Miami Dolphins,tweeted: OMG…I can’t believe they showed that on live TV. He has been fined and banished from the team facility until he undergoes sensitivity training. I wish it were a joke…it’s not.

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Weeper-of-the-House Orange Slush has indicated he won’t send the capitol police to arrest Lois Lerner,even though he has the right to. Just to let the left know he won’t allow anything to happen to his liberal buddies,despite his empty talk.

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(actually I only posted this here so I could use my angry cat pic:)

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama: Abduction of Nigerian Schoolgirls an ‘Unconscionable Act’ by ‘Terrorist Group’

    ABDUCTION OF THIS COUNTRY BY A KENYAN HALF-BREED AND HIS OVERBEARING,POMPOUS MATE IS UNCONSCIONABLE AS WELL,HAG.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/10/michelle-obama-abduction-of-nigerian-schoolgirls-an-unconscionable-act-by-terrorist-group/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Cantor faces tea party fury in his back yard
    Just a few miles from his family home, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) felt the wrath of the tea party Saturday, when activists in his congressional district booed and heckled the second-most powerful House Republican.

    They also elected one of their own to lead Virginia’s 7th Congressional District Republican Committee, turning their back on Cantor’s choice for a post viewed as crucial by both tea party and establishment wings in determining control of the fractured state GOP.

    This could get interesting
    http://m.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/cantor-faces-tea-party-fury-in-his-back-yard/2014/05/10/0f9df00c-d884-11e3-8a78-8fe50322a72c_story.html

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Democrats propose Internet voting in 2016, making Republicans also consider the idea
    The sorry-ass GOP is going to assist in their own demise.If you think there would ever be another remotely fair election once the democrats can hack into computers and change votes you’re fooling yourself.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/05/10/democrats-propose-internet-voting-in-2016-making-republican-also-consider-idea/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    FILTHY LIBERAL WHORE ELEANOR RODHAM CLIFT:
    CHRIS STEVENS WASN’T MURDERED…HE DIED OF SMOKE INHALATION.
    I actually used to watch McLaughlin once in awhile

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Chicago suburb tells feds to keep their money — and their regulations
    The so-called Smart Snacks in School policy, set to take effect on July 1, is the latest attempt by our Regulator-in-Chief to dictate every aspect of Americans’ behavior. It dictates strict calorie, sodium, fat, and sugar guidelines for any food sold in schools during the day. That even includes the ubiquitous bake sales and other fundraisers. Instead of forcing the school district’s 500 low income kids and others to eat “healthier,” however, the administration is only creating uncertainty for them.
    http://americanthinker.com/blog/2014/05/chicago_suburb_tells_feds_to_keep_their_money__and_their_regulations.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Mom Pays Off Every Student’s Balance Following Denial of School Lunch to Son
    Her son owed $4.95 so they took his lunch and threw it in the garbage in front of everyone.Thats what our school system has degenerated into.
    https://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/mom-pays-off-every-student-s-balance-following-son-s-denial-of-school-lunch–184851942.html

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  7. Pistol Pete

    A Democratic Wisconsin assemblyman who dressed in Confederate attire and planned to pass out Ku Klux Klan hoods at a Republican convention is now comparing minorities in the GOP to poultry.

    “Had an interesting discussion with a minority woman,” Brett Hulsey, the assemblyman, told The Daily Caller News Foundation.

    He was referring to a conversation he had with a black GOP delegate at a party state convention held last weekend. The exchange was captured on video and reported by the MacIver Institute….

    “You know racial profiling?” Hulsey asked, reaching for an example.

    “You don’t have to ask me if I know racial profiling,” answered Stevens.

    THIS JERKOFF BIT OFF WAY MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW:

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  8. Pistol Pete

    The Conyers Comedy
    Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

    U.S. Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.), the liberal icon and 49-year, 25-term congressman representing bankrupt Detroit, has failed to gather enough valid voter signatures to earn a spot on the Democratic Party Primary ballot in this very Democratic Party-dominated (and nearly-destroyed) district.

    I still want to see how he plans to pull this off and keep the seat he’s been entitled to for 50 years.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/pauljacob/2014/05/11/the-conyers-comedy-n1836455?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Arkansas Judge Strikes Down State Ban on Gay Marriage
    State court Judge Christopher Charles Piazza in Little Rock invalidated Arkansas’ prohibition, citing a 1967 U.S. Supreme Court decision that ruled a ban on interracial marriage was similarly unlawful to support his reasoning. The ruling is the latest victory for same-sex marriage proponents in a spate of litigation nationwide following a Supreme Court ruling in June that overturned part of the federal Defense of Marriage Act

    Once again,one leftist judge puts his opinion over the will of a majority of a states’ citzens.
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-09/arkansas-same-sex-marriage-ban-struck-down-by-state-court-judge.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    SNL’s opening segment tonight was a Mother’s Day message from Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a verbal catfight between the two as they both competed for who was best mother.
    This is worth watching:
    http://therightscoop.com/snl-mothers-day-catfight-between-michelle-obama-and-hillary-clinton/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Bachmann Battles Wasserman-Spaniel Over Dems ‘Sabotaging’ Benghazi Investigation
    CNN cuts away from their 24/7 coverage of the missing Maylaysian airliner to bring you something else…

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  12. Pistol Pete

    RNC Spokesman: Daily Caller, Townhall, NRO, Etc Will Be Moderating GOP Debates
    “Anyone who has not listened to your show, or read Breitbart, or The Daily Caller knows the conservative media is a heck of a lot tougher than the mainstream media with their focus on the issues that matter to conservatives and grassroots activists as opposed to just the left-wing liberals out there.
    I never understood why the republicans let the media whores beat them to a pulp every primary season.Its about time they had moderators that didn’t despise them.
    http://patdollard.com/2014/05/rnc-spokesman-daily-caller-townhall-nro-etc-will-be-moderating-gop-debates/#JPLl5pe8LucLcbey.99

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  13. Pistol Pete

    There are rumblings Bill Clinton may apologize to wife, Lewinsky
    The rationale? To fend off critics of his wife Hillary who blame her for protecting a powerful husband who is a sexual predator. Hillary Clinton is eyeing a 2016 presidential bid
    is,was and always will be all about THEM
    http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/27321171-452/sneed-there-are-rumblings-bill-clinton-may-apologize-to-wife-lewinsky.html#.U3EUXSxOUdU

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  14. Pistol Pete

    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said the families of victims of the 2012 Benghazi, Libya, attack have reached out to lawmakers to ask them not to launch another probe into the incident.

    “Two of their families have called us and said, ‘Please don’t take us down this path again,'” Pelosi said during her weekly press conference. “It’s really hard for them. It’s very sad.”

    Name names or STFU,you deranged hag

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  15. Still chuckling over the Stanley Ann Mother’s Day reflection. *snork*

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Obama, State Fall on Sword to Protect Islamists
    We can now confidently deduce that Barack Obama’s White House, in coordination with Hillary Clinton’s State Department, created and continues to engage in a cover-up surrounding the 2012 attack in Benghazi. The mere fact that the Speaker of the House has appointed a select committee to investigate the Administration’s handling of the incident conveys that truth is being deliberately withheld
    http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/markbaisley/2014/05/12/obama-state-fall-on-sword-to-protetct-islamists-n1836741

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Actor Richard Dreyfuss Talks The Constitution, American Exceptionalism on “Huckabee”
    We were responsible for the greatest revolution in the history of civilization. We gave to 98% of the human race freedoms that they have been lashed for, lost fingers for or had their heads chopped off for and we gave it to them for free and we are the most revolutionary nation that has ever been and ever will be and we don’t know enough about our constitution or our history to know why we should be proud of it,” Dreyfuss said on FOX News’ “Huckabee.”
    I thought Dreyfuss was a garden-variety liberl…this is surprising
    http://realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/05/11/actor_richard_dreyfuss_talks_the_constitution_american_exceptionalism_on_huckabee.html

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama: In Nigerian Girls, ‘Barack and I See Our Own Daughters’
    yes,all those girls look like they travel the world on somebody else’s dime and go to a school like Sidwell Friends,that costs $34,000 a year tuition.
    God,this woman’s a pig.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/michelle-obama-nigerian-girls-barack-and-i-see-our-own-daughters

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Jimmy Kimmel Asks Gluten Free Dieters What Gluten is
    A little fun on a Monday

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