Been a rough week…..
Racial riots,looting,beheadings,democrats pontificating shamelessly,all being ignored by the robotic despot who feels nothing for anybody or anything save his own selfish desires.
FOUND IT
DW ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS ONE…I CAN RELATE :
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Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
William McDaniel, 53, paid for the dance Saturday evening at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club and Casino in Rocker, a Butte suburb.
But when he did not get the expected sex, he dialed 911 to register a consumer complaint.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/no-sex-at-strip-club-complaint-674321
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Maryland trooper suspended after accused of being naked in bar
The incident is the most recent in a spate involving naked people around the country.
Harford County sheriff’s deputies arrived around 11 p.m. on Saturday at the bar in Jarrettsville, 32 miles north of Baltimore, and located two men who identified themselves as state troopers. The trooper in question appeared intoxicated and denied that he had been naked, sheriff’s deputy spokeswoman Christie Kahler said.
Customers told deputies one of the troopers had pulled off his pants and at one point exposed himself, according to the report. Neither man was charged.
So where do you find the spates these people are running around in?
http://news.yahoo.com/maryland-trooper-suspended-accused-being-naked-bar-202106016.html
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Swedish doctors cannot explain rise in hypospadias penis birth defect
A condition which causes baby boys to be born with deformed penises is becoming more common in Sweden, for reasons unknown to scientists.
Were Bill Clinton’s kin ever in Sweden?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/swedish-doctors-cannot-explain-rise-in-hypospadias-penis-birth-defect-9684241.html
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give the guy credit for having balls:
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Cops: Woman Beat Man, 64, Over Gas Passing
Punches were thrown after wind was blown
According to a police report, Jessica Cerney, 33, was laying on the couch in a Myrtle Beach residence when Darrell McKnight “came into the house intoxicated and ‘passed gas’ in her face
Cerney said that when McKnight bent down, she “struck him in the face approximately three times with a closed fist.” The blows left McKnight with a swollen right eye, for which he subsequently received treatment at a local hospital. Cerney, who was not drunk, did not suffer any injuries during the confrontation
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/fart-in-face-fight-124356
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Horse deaths blamed mostly on stress
SCOTT COUNTY – The owners of a corral in Scott County where more than 50 wild horses died last week denied that any wrongdoing on their part led to the incident. Since then the number of reported deaths has risen to 75.
According to the Bureau of Land Management, an investigation at the facility, located East of U.S. Highway 83 on Road 70, the main reason the mostly older horses died was stress after being moved from their original pasture to the corral, as well as feeding and crowding issues.
The dog food factory next to the corral might be a contributing factor.
http://www.hutchnews.com/news/local_state_news/horse-deaths-blamed-mostly-on-stress/article_3a896b2e-e832-5915-9b5c-c62b8be52d9a.html
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Why Lego is the new ‘Uncut Diamond’: Bricks are easy picking for thieves because they are untraceable and in high demand
During a bust police found 18-pellets of Lego at one alleged thief’s home
Criminals have used their own bar codes to buy the toy at cheaper prices
Lego seller Nathan Francis said it makes ‘total sense’ why the toy is stolen
Last Christmas R.J. wanted a Star Wars Lego set.There are different Lego playsets that range from 5.99 to about 150.00.
(he didn’t get the 150.00 set)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732015/Why-Lego-new-Uncut-Diamond-Bricks-easy-picking-thieves-untraceable-high-demand.html#ixzz3B8jVNx7x
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This is adorable:
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EPA Calls In DHS To Thwart Bathroom Vandalism
Greenwire previously reported that EPA Region 8 has had “several incidents” of bathroom misbehavior, including clogged the toilets and “an individual placing feces in the hallway.” But this was only the tip of the iceberg.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/21/epa-calls-in-dhs-to-thwart-bathroom-vandalism/#ixzz3B8mGOcmg
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