A History Lesson
The most important event in all of history was the invention of beer. It required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Since bottles and cans had not been invented, early humans had to live close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
The strong men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
The weak men stayed at home sewing dresses and dressing their hair for the evening BBQ and beer. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of the liberal men also domesticated cats and invented group therapy. The rest evolved into women.