I don’t know if this is going to work. The last post took almost 10 minutes from ‘publish’ until it appeared.

One additional note: when they came up to get the information from my beloved child bride,after verifying her personal information, the first question she asked was ‘have you been to West Africa in the last four weeks?’
‘Have you been in contact with anyone who was returning from Africa?’
Thats how it is in Obola World.










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37 responses to “T MINUS 13 AND COUNTING

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obamacare Dumping Patients Into Medicaid

    Obamacare is robbing patients of their private plans and dumping them into Medicaid, forcing them to accept not only subpar treatment but less access to care.

    According to an article in the Wall Street Journal today by Jeffrey A. Singer MD, a general surgeon who is also an adjunct scholar at the conservative CATO Institute, Obamacare is resulting in a involuntary shift of patients onto government-run care, establishing at least a beachhead for the long-held liberal dream of fully socialized medicine.

    Brought to you by Barry O and your friendly neighborhood democrats.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      This is precisely what we who are not stupid have always expected would happen.


      • Pistol Pete

        It took nearly two years and a lot of democrats held out for the right price for their vote but he forced it through and it will never go away.Single payer is just a few years away.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Monica Lewinsky: I was patient zero in Internet bullying
    All I could think of while watching this was an old, crass, very funny bit from one of Dave Chappelle’s stand-up shows years ago, in which he was explaining to the audience how it felt to suddenly be famous for his comedy. I’m not that famous, said Chappelle; Bill Clinton, now that’s a famous man. Imagine how famous you must be, he continued, to have someone service you and suddenly they’re famous. Lewinsky seems perplexed by that, even now.

    This little whore blames Drudge for trashing her reputation.Honey,it was President Bent Penis and the democrats who trashed you.Do not think for a minute if Linda Tripp hadn’t talked her into keeping the dress with Klintoon’s “special sauce” on it as proof,she’d have met the same fate as every other victim of this filthy bastards sexual predations.


    • On the day GW Bush was sworn in, our sunset was a spectacularly perfect red, white and blue. I have rarely been so grateful to the Most Highs as I was that day. Not only did we not suffer President Al Gore, but, whatever happened, whatever his policies, I knew without a doubt that George Bush would never, ever be caught with a bimbo in the closet. We would no longer have sexual antics be the thrust (…!) of Presidential news.

      Now, here’s that awful Lewinsky woman again, proving she’s still an idiot and, in the process, the whole smarmy era is resurrected.

      Well, at least it can’t help Hillary.

      Speaking of Hallowe’en masks, this webwork from last year is “trending” (a trickle), apparently due to seasonal searches:
      Scary Halloween Masks 2013 (Women’s)
      Accessorize with bad outfits and shrill snarls.

      Never did get around to doing the scary men’s masks.


  3. Pistol Pete

    I’m really very sorry,folks.my Adobe flashplayer has crashed,plugins have stopped working and the last link didn’t post.I had a lot of stuff for you,but it ain’t gonna happen.


  4. Pistol Pete

    I tried going to the tech guys’ website to schedule a service call….schedule wouldn’t respond.Called,got voice mail.Hope to get an appointnet in the next day or so.Until then Ima try to avoid IE and cross Chrome and Mozilla.Bookmarks won’t store so I have to play it by ear but thats not a novel concept for me.


  5. Pistol Pete

    ‘Calibration error’ changes GOP votes to Dem in Illinois county
    Republican state representative candidate Jim Moynihan went to vote Monday at the Schaumburg Public Library.

    “I tried to cast a vote for myself and instead it cast the vote for my opponent,” Moynihan said. “You could imagine my surprise as the same thing happened with a number of races when I tried to vote for a Republican and the machine registered a vote for a Democrat.”

    Remember when Romney led the polls in 2012 right up until election day?The explanation was 4 million Tea Partiers stayed home and dems got every one of their sheep to the polls.All it really took was a few hundred thousand voting machines rigged to misrecord votes that could later be scrubbed.Theres never any consequence for their theft and the ends justify the means.We will never win another presidential election.But thats just my opinion.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Report: Obama Plans Executive Action By Giving 34 Million Work Visas to Illegal Immigrants
    Watch for this within a week after the election
    <img src="” alt=”” />
    There many problematic issues to address here. The first is whether Obama is overstepping his authority in this area through the use of executive power. Second, politicians on both sides of the aisle have been saying for years there are roughly 11-12 million illegal immigrants in the country. The 34 million number brings up questions about how many people are really living in the United States unlawfully. Further, 34 million work visas for non-American citizens will only continue to crush and devastate the middle class and low-income American workers, something Democrats claim they want to avoid.
    The plan is to get green cards to these millions of illegals then run to the court and get them voting rights because of ‘no taxation without representation.’Obola overstepping his authority is not a novel concept. He has and will continue as long as he’s in office.The left knows he’s the perfect WMD because the republicans can’t stop him.
    We are watching theis once-great country in her death throes as this perverse demigod crushes the life out of her through sheer weight of burdensome pressure.Good-paying,full time jobs have been replaced by low-pay part time work if you can beat the other 8 or 9 people competing for it including our new guests who will work a lot cheaper than you can.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Rosie O’Donnell Trashes Bill Clinton: He Should Have Been ‘Prosecuted’

    Here’s something you don’t see everyday: The notoriously liberal Rosie O’Donnell on Tuesday recounted a time in 2002 where she snubbed Bill Clinton. The View co-host, angry over how the ex-president treated Monica Lewinsky, added that she thought the Democrat should have been prosecuted for his actions. After stating that she “loves” Lewinsky, O’Donnell explained the public encounter: “The Secret Service came over and said ‘President Clinton would like to speak to you’ and I said “I really can’t right at the moment.”
    what a steaming pantload;I remember vividly in 1996 this fat pig waddling onstage at Bent Penis’ birthday bash and screaming in her best whale mating call voice:”DOLE SUCKS!!!I LOVE YOU,BILL KLINTOON!!”


  8. Pistol Pete

    Michael Brown’s Official Autopsy Reportedly Seems To Support The Story Of The Cop Who Shot Him
    <img src="Michael Brown Ferguson Missouri” alt=”” />
    The police officer, Darren Wilson, reportedly told investigators that there was an altercation in his police vehicle before he shot Brown. Wilson said Brown was reaching for Wilson’s gun.

    Brown’s wounds seem to support that — according to the autopsy, he was shot in the hand at a very close range. A forensic pathologist told the Post-Dispatch that “if he has his hand near the gun when it goes off, he’s going for the officer’s gun.”

    Officer Wilson’s innocence is of no conseuence to the feral hordes of subhumans demanding blood.Rioting,looting and shootings will ensue.Its guaranteed.



  9. Pistol Pete

    Lets take a timeout from the daily dose of depression for a moment of humanity.Its all we have left.
    Home From Afghanistan, Soldier Surprises Daughter at Pumpkin Patch (Video)
    According to the ‘Today Show,’ Kaplan is stationed in Fort Bragg, N.C. and had been dropped off earlier at the pumpkin patch by his wife so he could surprise his daughter.


    • I… had to stop watching about half-way through. I’ll probably watch the whole thing later with Milady and Daughter. The girl’s crying was just too much.

      When our daughter was about that age, we were walking through the windy city, and daughter asked where mom had gone (around a corner momentarily). I joked that the wind had carried here up by the Sears tower. Error! The resulting look of absolute anguish on daughter’s face still haunts me. Little ones at a certain age cannot discern jokes like that, or sarcastic retorts (which I see parents using so often). Subsequent explanation does not assuage the trauma, either.

      So here’s this girl, her Daddy’s gone a long time; perhaps she has some inkling that some daddies with his job don’t come back. Suddenly, unannounced, he’s there. Thrill. Terror. Relief. Just altogether overwhelming. “Is this real?”

      As a kid, I never was big on surprises, as a general rule. Even good ones (mine usually weren’t) can make you feel tricked or something like that. Anyway, I deeply sympathized with the little girl.

      Not that we haven’t seen hearty high school football players weeping almost as openly upon soldier dad’s return!


      • I agree, Mindful. Personally, I hate surprises, but since most people love them, they find it difficult or impossible to believe that not everyone does. Whenever I mention that I hate surprises, people inevitably point out that some surprises are nice ones — as if I didn’t know that, or as if it were relevant. My husband (who after almost forty years is still trying to figure me out) will remind me of the time I inherited a rather impressive sum of money following the death of my father in an effort to prove that surprises can be good. Actually, it proves nothing. It was the money itself that was exciting, not the fact that it was a surprise.

        That said, I’m still kind of sucker for those videos of servicemen and women coming home after deployment and surprising their loved ones. Just one of the reasons I always keep a box of kleenex next to the computer.


        • bob: “I’m still kind of sucker for those videos of servicemen and women coming home after deployment and surprising their loved ones.”

          Oh, yes. I went searching for one of my favorites, Dad in a giant gift box,* but turns out there’s quite a few of them. I ran across this one which is pure happy response.

          *Now I’m trying to recall whether that one was the son or relative of someone on here, or some other blog. Too. Much. Data!! Mindmelllllt.


  10. Pistol Pete

    James O’Keefe Promised Havoc: Now It Begins
    First Stop: Colorado
    A new video just released by O’Keefe’s Project Veritas has agents going undercover and recording Senator Mark Udall advocates condoning voter fraud.

    One woman, Meredith Hicks, the Director for Work For Progress, says, “That’s not even like lying or stealing, if someone throws out a ballot, like you want to fill it out you should do it.”

    The nearly eight-minute video has case after case of O’Keefe talking to different Democratic operatives admitting to possible voter fraud.

    One woman who works for Greenpeace told O’Keefe where he can find recycled or discarded mail in ballots to fill out for Udall and give him the extra votes.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Dem Senate Candidate in N.C. Skips Debate

    Democratic Senate candidate Kay Hagan skipped tonight’s debate in North Carolina. Here’s video of the debate opening:
    Later,’Carpet Muncher’ Maddow went apoplectic over Hagan giving Tillis an hour-long commercial.



  12. Today’s scripture quote seems perfectly applicable for a blog:
    Proverbs 15:23
    “A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!”

    Pete, so glad to hear the realtively good news, except for the drug costs thing of course. Egad!


  13. Pistol Pete

    They just keep getting dirtier
    The flyer states, “If we want a better, safer future for our children, it’s up to us to vote for change. The choices may not always be perfect, but the cost of inaction is simply too great.”
    Below are the mailers that were sent to black voters around the state of Georgia.



  14. Pistol Pete

    CAUGHT ON TAPE: Dem Operative Stuffs Ballot Box in Arizona
    A person wearing a Citizens for a Better Arizona T-shirt dropped a large box of hundreds of early ballots on the table and started stuffing the ballot box as I watched in amazement,” said A.J. LaFaro, chairman of the Maricopa County Republican Party…
    It was between 12:54 and 1:04 that LaFaro said he was seated at one of the cubicles, heard a loud thud and turned around to see the man who he claims was caught on tape stuffing “hundreds” of ballots. LaFaro described the man as a “vulgar, disrespectful, violent thug” with “no respect for our laws.” He said he would have followed the man to his car to get his tag number but “feared for [his] life.”

    Early voting ensures enough fraud to make a difference.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Dancing With The Stars Week 6 : Sadie Robertson & Mark – Rumba – FULL HD
    Sadie proves you can be sensual without being vulgar.



  16. Pistol Pete

    Obama pitches for votes on black radio
    <img src="Barack Obama” alt=”” />
    Chicago Jesus is still loved unconditionally at the Missionary Baptist AME Church of Whats Happening Now.
    “This isn’t about my feelings being hurt,” Obama told the Rev. Al Sharpton in one of seven nationally syndicated interviews he’s conducted the past week. “These are folks who are strong allies and supporters of me. I tell them, I said, `You do what you need to do to win. I will be responsible for making sure that our voters turn out.’ ”


  17. What A Hoot

    I want to help this veteran find who made his quilt so sharing here (feel free to share on social media if so inclinded) http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/article/121402/veteran-hoping-to-find-one-who-provided-him-cover


  18. 24-year-old Corporal Nathan Cirillo (additional picture here) was, by some reports, guarding the Canadian Tomb of the Unknown Soldier when he was shot dead.

    His murderer, a recent convert to Islam, whose motives are completely unimaginable, was in turn shot by the Sgt. at Arms of Parliament, an RCMP.

    Following tweets, as repeated this morning by commenters on Ace of Spades, at one point we were up to three shooting locations and possibly as many as five shooters. Strangely enough, the very first reports proved the most accurate, with rumors abounding until well after the murderer was shot.

    Also, Canada was calling it terrorism right away. Crazy, huh?


  19. Facing Genocide, Yazidis Cry Out For Help (NiceDeb)

    “The situation on the mountain has greatly improved,” President Obama said in am Aug. 15 speech. “We broke the ISIL siege of Mount Sinjar. We saved many innocent lives. Because of these efforts, we do not expect an additional operation to help rescue people off the mountain, and it is unlikely that we are going to need to continue humanitarian air drops on the mountain.”

    As usual – he was wrong.

    With the United States no longer engaged, ISIS retook two towns on Sinjar Mountain Monday, “indicating that the Sunni militant group is advancing on territory that the U.S. had said that it had secured during its airstrikes on the region back in August.”


  20. A judge’s ruling may cause the issue of the definition of marriage to come before the Supreme Court. (Breitbart)

    Earlier this month, the Supreme Court declined to take up the issue of the constitutionality of gay marriage, despite requests from both sides of the issue that it do so. One reason that it is thought to have denied review is that there is not yet a split among the U.S. Courts of Appeals, which have thus far agreed to strike down state traditional marriage laws. If the First Circuit upholds the Puerto Rico ruling, a split would suddenly emerge.

    In an elegant decision handed down Tuesday, Perez-Gimenez relies on two basic arguments. First, he notes that the U.S. Constitution is silent on marriage, thus reserving authority over marriage to the states–and adds that a 1972 precedent to that effect in Baker v. Nelson, which other courts have considered void, still holds. Only the Supreme Court, Perez-Gimenez says, may overturn Baker–and to this date, he notes, it has declined to do so.

    Second, Perez-Gimenez notes that last year’s twin rulings in the celebrated U.S. v. Windsor and Hollingsworth v. Perry do not actually void state powers to ban gay marriage. Hollingsworth v. Perry, he notes, was dealt with on procedural grounds, and though Windsor struck down the federal Defense of Marriage Act, it “reaffirms the States’ authority over marriage, buttressing Baker’s conclusion that marriage is simply not a federal question.”


  21. Communist Corpse Curriculum Comedy c/o Pundit Press

    How to multiply 7×5 in only six steps

    There are 25 Sheep and 5 Dogs in a Flock. How Old is the Shepherd?

    Every day, I appreciate even more, the education I got in grade school, and mom’s hours drilling my poor mind with flash cards.