First,there will be posts tomorrow and Sunday,since things are happening so quickly. I don’t go anywhere and besides,my beloved Bears won’t get their asses kicked until they visit Green Bay on Nov. 6.
If we can manage to get outside the margin of fraud in some of these races this should be a bloodbath of epic proportions. They have absolutely nothing to run on except charges of racism. Not Obamacare,not amnesty,not foreign policy and certainly not the economy. They are desperate to separate themselves from Obola,but Barry is out there bragging that they all support his policies,which is hanging a virtual millstone around their necks. The abject panic is kind of fun to watch if the results could not be so deadly. The democrats run the show 719 days. We get to make them listen to us one day. That day is this Tuesday. Let’s pray we can make it count.











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  1. Ooooh, I finally have a Halloween video! Via Burge. Edgar Allen Poe’s Raven read by Christopher Walken. I tried to find William Shatner, but no joy.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Trick or treat, America

    Exclusive: Ted Nugent sees Texas governor race representing 2 different futures
    America up, America. No more Devil’s Nights, no more scams, no more lies, no more apologizing for being the best damn place in the world. A world without America is a world without freedom. There is no place else to turn to. Let’s take her back now.



  3. Pistol Pete

    Election 2014: Arkansas Senate

    Arkansas Senate: Cotton (R) 51%, Pryor (D) 44%
    The clock is running out for Democrat Mark Pryor to keep from losing his U.S. Senate seat in Arkansas to Republican Congressman Tom Cotton.

    The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely Arkansas Voters shows Cotton with 51% of the vote to Pryor’s 44%. Four percent (4%) like some other candidate in the race, and two percent (2%) remain undecided.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Mitch McConnell willing to kill Obamacare with just 51 votes

    Though legislation typically requires 60 votes in the Senate to stave off a filibuster by the minority, the rules allow for budget-related items to be passed through a reconciliation process that requires a simple 51-vote majority.

    Democrats used the procedure to help get Obamacare across the congressional finish line in 2010 after passing the underlying bill with 60 votes in 2009.
    I would have a tiny thimbleful of respect for old Bitchy Mitchy if I thought for a city minute he had the guts to do it.Sadly,i suspect this is all just pre-election posturing.


  5. Pistol Pete

    At Hillary Clinton Event, News Camera Catches Many Empty Seats
    Check this out:


  6. Pistol Pete


    McLaughlin concludes, “Democrats have had a significant competitive advantage in the very closest of elections, and in close elections overall, over the past 16 years, and that that advantage has grown during the Obama years.”
    Some of this Democrat advantage is fraud. A recent study undertaken by The Washington Post found that non-citizens have not only voted in recent elections, but have likely provided the winning edge in several close races. The paper concluded that the illegal votes of non-citizens probably accounted for Sen. Al Franken’s win in Minnesota in 2008 as well as Obama’s victory in North Carolina.


  7. Pistol Pete

    DECISION 2014: Biden to visit San Bernardino County
    They need help in Cali:
    “The Inland Empire’s middle class needs a voice in Congress, and I am excited to join the vice president for an event centered around the issues at stake in this election,” Aguilar, the mayor of Redlands, said in a statement.

    A statement from Republican Paul Chabot, Aguilar’s opponent, called Biden’s visit “shocking last-minute desperation.”

    “President Obama and his policies continue to destroy economic opportunities for hard working Americans while crippling our strength abroad,” Chabot said. “This Biden trip shows that Barack Obama needs Pete Aguilar to continue his destructive policies.”


  8. Pistol Pete

    Louisiana Dem Sen. Mary Landrieu Suggests Her Own Constituents are Racist and Sexist
    Either this is Landrieu’s attempt to gin up black voter turnout and to generate women voters to support her, or this is an off-the-cuff gaffe. I think it is a big gaffe either way. The Louisiana Senator, who is a woman and has been elected three times, is calling her own constituents racist and sexist. Louisiana voters ought to turn out and throw her out of office by such a large margin it will make her head spin.
    The last two governors of Louisiana are Bobby Jindal,an Indian American and Kathleen Blanco,a woman.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Why Are The Senate Races Close?

    So why are the Senate races close? They are close because Republicans are paralyzed by a political cowardice that makes them reluctant to fight fire with fire. From election to election they are afraid to hold Democrats morally accountable for what they actually stand for and have done. Where is the Republican calling out the Democrats for their support for racists like Sharpton and the lynch mob demanding blood in the case of officer Darren Wilson? Where is the Republican decrying the betrayal of the brave Americans who died to keep Iraq free? Where is the Republican standing up for the millions of poor black and Hispanic children who languish in public schools that don’t teach them and whose lives are being crushed by Democratic “welfare” systems? Where is the Republican Party’s campaign against the Democrats’ totalitarian attempts to destroy the two-party system and empower criminals? Why is their political language so tepid when it comes to the outrages that Democrats daily commit?


  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama: ‘I Do Like Campaigning’

    ‘It’s fun.’
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    Speaking at an event in Maine for the Democratic candidate for governor, Mike Michaud, he talked longingly of his time on the trail. “I’m not on the ballot this time and this is the last election cycle in which I’m involved as President. And I know the hardest — look, it makes you a little wistful. You kind of,” said Obama to laughter, “because I do like campaigning. It’s fun. And I know as I reflect back on the thing that I love so much about campaigning is that it reminds me about the American people.
    (they’re so gullible they bought all the “hope and change” bullshit I could dish out.Now these ignoramuses are going to pay dearly.)


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Reality: “the thing I love so much about campaigning is that my handlers make sure I never have to see or hear anyone who doesn’t wet themselves and go all breathless at my wonderfulness.”


  11. Pistol Pete

    Donna Brazile: ‘Lock the gates of hell’ to keep GOP demons ‘out of Obama’s way’

    Who, exactly, does Brazile want kept in hell? Brazile specifically named Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, and “others” in another tweet, saying they “can run for Mr Obama’s job in 2016.” Until then, she added, they should simply step aside and let Obama enact the rest of his agenda without offering any opposition whatsoever.

    “It’s doesn’t matter where President Obama stands in the daily tracking polls,” she said in another tweet. “Let him finish the job we elected him to do and then move on.”


  12. Duffel Blog: Navy Spouse Accidentally Wins Shipboard “Slutty Sailor” Halloween Contest.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      In the military, everyone has a Military Occupational Specialty (MOS). These are designated by a number and a letter. E.g., the air traffic control equipment repairer is designated 94D, or as they say in the military, 94 Delta.

      One Halloween, my dd was in post-BASIC training, so still in barracks, living with lots of other female soldiers, but no longer under the restrictive rules of boot camp. For the costume party, they dressed like tramps and hos – skimpy minis, spike heels, too much makeup. Their designation was 69 X-ray. 🙂


  13. Pistol Pete

    In failed gotcha moment, Scott Brown showed he knows New Hampshire better than debate host
    During Thursday’s debate, WMUR analyst James Pindell got into a bit of a verbal sparring match with Brown over some of the details of New Hampshire’s geography. Pindell asked that Brown to elaborate the issues facing residents of Sullivan County, an area bordering Vermont in New Hampshire’s west. Brown replied by noting that northern New Hampshire does not have the access to the same number of economic opportunities as do the Granite State’s southern counties.

    “I think you were talking about the North Country,” Pindell replied.

    “I’m talking about any place past Concord,” Brown clarified, much to Pindell’s dissatisfaction.

    “Sullivan County is west of Concord. It’s not north of Concord, Senator Brown,” Pindell insisted
    This is what happens when leftards run the program.



  14. Pistol Pete

    School Filing ‘Racial Discrimination’ Against Students Who Refuse Muslim Education
    Parents of students at Littleton Green Community School were outraged after they found out that if their children decided not to attend a controversial field trip, they would be officially deemed racist. The trip was to a religious workshop about the Muslim faith, and administration warned that a “racial discrimination note” would be added to the students’ school records, should they fail to join.

    As to be expected, parents did not take the information lightly, especially since the class consisted of children as young as eight years old.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Dems: “Accept Defeat – We Are Completely Out Of Ideas”…

    From: Democrats (DCCC)
    Subject: Accept Defeat
    Date: October 30, 2014 3:28:24 PM EDT

    We are completely out of ideas.

    After Hillary Clinton emailed you this morning to ask for help, we really thought we would be in a better place.

    But we aren’t. The Koch Brothers are pummeling us spending millions against us. Republicans are spending $26 MILLION against us this week alone — the most of the entire election. So big — it doesn’t even look like Hillary Clinton’s email can dig us out of this hole.

    There is still time, though. Things are rough, but we’re not ready to accept defeat. If we can bring in 35,OOO donations before tomorrow’s fundraising deadline, we can get back on track before Tuesday’s election.

    DCCC Hires Monkey To Help Write Donation Email Pitches…

    It appears the Pelosi-led DCCC has hired a monkey to bang on the keyboard to come up with their always amusing email titles.



    • chrissythehyphenated

      Jon Stewart attacked top liberals/Democrats on Monday’s Daily Show for their blatant hypocrisy on the influence of money in politics. Stewart particularly mocked former Democratic senator and current Secretary of State John Kerry for his past lament that “the unending chase for money threatens to steal our democracy itself,” while his party raises hundreds of millions of dollars for its campaigns.

      Stewart gave a bit of snarky advice for the left-of-center politicians, who have wrung their hands over the “corrupting influence of money,” while throwing fundraisers at Hollywood stars.

      JON STEWART: Here a tip: it may undercut your message when you’re condemning a thing that you have clearly mastered. It’s one of those, thou shall not kill, but if you’re going to, single shot, back of the head – you want a carbon steel hacksaw, then put the parts in several trash bags, spread them out over a forest.



  16. Pistol Pete

    The Walking Dems – Halloween 2014


  17. Pistol Pete

    Welcome to your politically correct Halloween
    Students at the University of Wisconsin got some helpful advice for trick or treating this year in an e-mail.

    Ask yourself: Is the humor based on “making fun” of real people, real human traits or cultures?

    Ask yourself: Is the “fear factor” based on real forms of violence or grotesque depictions of human traits? “


  18. Pistol Pete

    Shock: Gerrymandered Chicago District ‘Leans Republican’

    The 10th congressional district of Illinois, which was redrawn by state Democrats to make it virtually impossible for a Republican to win, is now leaning Republican, according to veteran political analyst Larry J. Sabato of the University of Virginia.
    Dold was elected in the wave election of 2010 but was unseated in 2012 after the district was redrawn. The 10th district takes in some Chicago suburbs as well as urban areas north of Chicago, such as Waukegan.

    I remember his motto was:Dold with a ‘D’,not an ‘E’.


  19. Pistol Pete

    The Democrats’ Achilles’ Heel

    I have long believed that the Democrats’ real Achilles’ heel is it’s urgent, desperate need to retain some 90 percent of the black vote to win national elections, for if that percentage decreased even moderately, they would be in serious electoral jeopardy.

    This Achilles’ heel is exacerbated by the largely unspoken disconnect between the worldview of many blacks and the Democratic Party’s agenda.


  20. Pistol Pete

    Evidence of Why President Obama and Eric Holder Wanted Ferguson To Burn ?
    DNC Comms Dir Refuses to Denounce Shameful Tactics in Georgia

    Democrats are using racial ads intended to stoke racial strife with images of Ferguson and Trayvon Martin

    This doesn’t belong here but it was too cool to pass up



  21. Family man. Obviously:

    “Sometimes, someone, usually mom, leaves the workplace to stay home with the kids, which then leaves her earning a lower wage for the rest of her life as a result. That’s not a choice we want Americans to make.

    Guess who.

    Clue: He probably just doesn’t want those women to be “punished with a baby.”


    • chrissythehyphenated

      I had the privilege of visiting the U.S.S.R. in 1972 with a very economical high school package tour group. We had one tour guide assigned to us for the whole time we were inside the country, so we got to chat with her a lot on the bus.

      She told us she had a 3 year old daughter and desperately wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, but the Communist government didn’t allow this. Kids went to day care; moms went to work. Period. She also had been offered only two options for employment. She had chosen tour guide as the lesser evil.


      • Can’t trust incompetents like parents raising new little Communists. The kids might develop attachments and then fail to turn in their parents if they do anything suspicious.

        That must’ve been a really interesting tour. 1972, the height of USSR glory. Shelves full of bread and meat, people thriving under liberty. Oh, no, wait, that was America 1972.

        Well, I’m ready to give up on this day. Temperature is already 30 and continuing to plunge. And I have miles to go before I sleep.

        Good night, chrissy, and all. Don’t let the goblins gitcha at midnight.


        • chrissythehyphenated

          Imagine a group of 15-17 year old American teens from the uber liberal conclave of Ithaca (home of Cornell University), New York, being told when and where they could and could not be, who they could and could not talk with, what they could and could not carry in their own luggage.

          Imagine these spoiled kids … cuz you gotta figure, if their parents could afford this trip, they aren’t exactly struggling to make ends meet … getting awakened on the train border crossings in the middle of the night by embarrassed and well armed young Russian soldiers so they could turn out our beds and luggage,

          We were all so grateful to get HOME, there were serious urges to kiss the ground for real.


  22. chrissythehyphenated

    Big news here at Casa Hyphen! Mitt Romney called us!! Hee hee. As IF anyone in this house needed a pre-recorded encouragement to vote Republican.