Of all the posts you find here of cultural significance and social relevance, what kind of sick individual would come up with a post centered around the bathroom?
Oh,yeah….my bad.
Ever notice how foul other peoples’ farts are but your own don’t really smell that bad?
Don’t you hate it when you have to poop right after you get out of the shower?
Ever notice how nobody ever has to poo or pee on any TV program?
Ever leave poo in the toilet so perfect you hate to flush it?
Isn’t one of the most disgusting things in the world going into a public restroom after someone who didn’t flush?
How sad is it that a seemingly-normal person could come up with this stuff off the top of his head?
COME ON,ADMIT IT. AFTER A LONG TRIP,IT’S ONE OF THE TEN BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD
I JUST FIGURED MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD BE AS SICK OF THE FERGUSON HYPOCRISY AS I AM AND NEED A LITTLE CHUCKLE. HOPE I’M RIGHT.
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You’re a sick dude, Pete, but we need you and your toilet humor now more than ever!
One of your comments at the top reminded me of a classic parent moment when we had elementary school boys and every now and then, one of them would come out of the bathroom before flushing and grab the other one and say “You’ve got to see THIS!”
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Sometimes,when I was a child,after a particularly…uh…”productive” session I would go to my granny and,emulating our pastor proudly proclaim:’what the Lord hath made let no man flush asunder!’
She was never amused.
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