As inevitable as death and taxes, the slimiest, greediest, most immoral, power-hungry couple in the history of American politics are back to help themselves to more of our money and freedom. Like a fatal automobile crash you pass on the highway, you just can’t look away. There are a few other things in the news, but, of course, the disaster that the left mocks and fears and the right simply despises is upon us.
IN CASE ANYBODY MISTAKES THIS BEAST FOR WHAT COULD BE CALLED A “LADY”:
FLASHBACK: Hillary’s Greatest Hits – “Get F*cked! Stay the F*ck Out of My Way”

Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 – Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day, 1991)
“You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!”
From the book “Inside” by Joseph Califano, p. 213 – Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.
F**k off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”
(From the book “American Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 – Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”
“Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?”
(From the book “Unlimited Access”, by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 – Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)
“Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush’s] tax cuts may have helped you. We’re saying that for America to get back on track, we’re probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We’re going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
(Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco; SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)
“Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!”
(From the book “Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72 – Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)
MORE HERE:
FLASHBACK: Hillary’s Greatest Hits – “Get F*cked! Stay the F*ck Out of My Way”
IF NOTHING ELSE, THE HILDEBEAST SHOULD BE A TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT FOR AWHILE
















RNC Chair Says Bring on Hillary: She’ll Unite GOP, Help Raise ‘a lot of Money’

DON’T BET ON IT,CHUM.THE MEDIA AND YOUR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PUPPET MASTERS PLAN TO RUN PRO-AMNESTY JEB BUSH AND PEE ALL OVER THE BASE.WE’RE DONE WITH EATING THE SHIT SANDWICHES YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US.
Priebus cited recent Quinnipiac polls that found voters in swing states like Iowa, Colorado, and Florida do not find Clinton to be “honest and trustworthy” after details about her private email scandal and shady donations to her family’s foundation from repressive Middle Eastern regimes have come to light. In fact, Clinton trails Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) in Iowa, Colorado, and Pennsylvania and is virtually tied with nearly all of her potential GOP contenders in Iowa.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/12/rnc-chair-says-bring-on-hillary-shell-unite-gop-help-raise-a-lot-of-money/
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I don’t think Priebus is the right man for the job – especially now.
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Pat Caddell on Hillary Rollout
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I really, really like Pat Caddell.
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‘Clinton the Musical’ Looks Back, Just in Time for 2016

Although the musical pokes fun at a difficult, trying period for the Clintons under the national spotlight, the actors insisted their intentions are to make humor out of that moment in time, not to present a political stand on the pair.
OF COURSE,YOU ARE
“I think most of the play is a loving roast to all the people involved,” Lafoon said. “This is not meant to make any grand political statement we’re just having fun up there.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/clinton-musical-back-time-2016/story?id=30210621
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Where’s the Scooby Van?… REWARD OFFERED For First Photos of Hillary in Scooby Van!

KILLARY IS SUPPOSEDLY DRIVING FROM NEW YORK TO IOWA IN A VAN.
I GOT A SAWBUCK THAT SAYS SHE HASN’T DRIVEN HERSELF SINCE BEFORE THESE TWO GRIFTERS FIRST STARTED SQUATTING IN THE ARKANSAS GOVERNORS’ MANSION.
REWARD OFFERED:
We at The Gateway Pundit are offering $200 to the first person, outside of the Hillary campaign, who takes a photo of Hillary Clinton inside the van somewhere on a highway outside of Iowa.
AND… We will double our offer to the first person, outside of the Hillary campaign, who takes a photo of the Scooby Van down by the river with Hillary outside a pup tent carp fishing.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/wheres-the-scooby-van-reward-offered-for-first-photos-of-hillary-in-scooby-van/
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Chelsea Clinton Graces Cover of Elle on Eve of Hillary’s 2016 Announcement

NO AMOUNT OF MAKEUP OR PHOTOGRAPHIC TRICKERY CAN MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF THIS SOW’S EAR
ELLE Magazine has released excerpts from its May 2015 Chelsea Clinton feature, wherein the former First Child discusses motherhood, the No Ceilings Project, and the importance of having a woman president.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/10/chelsea-clinton-graces-cover-of-elle-on-eve-of-hillarys-2016-announcement/
Barf alert: 19 months of Chelsea in your face on the way
Although her God-given looks are not generally worthy of mention, the excesses of PhotoShopping are also fair game. As is so often the case, Iowahawk (aka David Burge) tweeted the best comment on her Elle cover: “The Hoover Dam of Airbrushing Projects.”
…even worse, if you think about it a moment, is the jarring contrast of her message with the bling she was pictured with. Byron York explains:
… a new photo spread in the trendy fashion magazine ELLE featuring Chelsea Clinton modeling high-priced clothing, jewelry and shoes while discussing equal opportunity — all of that made for a discordant note in ClintonWorld’s big week.
One photo in the ELLE article featured this caption:
Chelsea Clinton in a Gucci dress, Mateo New York bracelet, Cartier bracelet, Garland Collection ring, Halleh ring.
Another photo featured this caption:
Derek Lam blouse, Stella McCartney trousers, Bulgari necklace, Tiffany & Co. bracelets, Trollbeads bangle, Garland Collection ring, Halleh ring, Brian Atwood pumps.
NOT TOO BAD CONSIDERING THEY WERE FLAT BROKE WHEN THEY WERE EVICTED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/04/barf_alert_19_months_of_chelsea_in_your_face_on_the_way_.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#ixzz3XDwLX4Kd
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‘Citizens, you will elect me!’ Hillary Clinton gets skewered by SNL as she launches her second run for president

Opening sketch had former First Lady and adviser discussing campaign
Politician, played by Kate McKinnon, tries to record a personable announcement video on her cellphone
Fails in her bid to come across as soft and approachable in the clip
Compares potential rival Martin O’Malley to a Simpsons character
Her husband Bill then enters the room much to Hillary’s dismay
Says he is grateful camera phones weren’t around when he was president
Sketch came hours before she’s set to reveal she is running
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3035466/Buckle-America-Clintons-Saturday-Night-Live-skewers-Hillary-Clinton-launching-presidential-campaign-social-media.html#ixzz3XDyBCtGb
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John McCain Courts Non-Republican Voters in GOP Primary, Seeks to Keep AZ Primaries Semi-Open

I NEED HELP,MY FRIENDS….THE CONSERVATIVES WANT TO TAKE MY SENATE SEAT AWAY FROM ME AND IT’S MINE,I TELL YOU,IT’S MINE!!!
Persisting in a war with those who don’t pledge allegiance to the five-term U.S. Senator, John McCain and his loyalists are stomping on efforts to return the Arizona primary election to a pure party primary election.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/12/john-mccain-courts-non-republican-voters-in-gop-primary-seeks-to-keep-az-primaries-semi-open/
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Golf King Barack Obama to Jamaican Crowd: “None of Us Can Afford to Take the Day Off”

So none of us can afford to take the day off. And I want you to have every chance, every tool you need to make this world better. So today I’m announcing nearly $70 million in U.S. investments in education, training, and employment programs for our young people throughout Latin America and the Caribbean.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/04/golf-king-barack-obama-to-jamaican-crowd-none-of-us-can-afford-to-take-the-day-off-video/
Chicago Law Prof on Obama: The Professors Hated Him because he was Lazy, Unqualified & Never Attended any of the Faculty Meetings
Posted by Jim Hoft on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 10:13 PM

I spent some time with the highest tenured faculty member at Chicago Law a few months back, and he did not have many nice things to say about “Barry.” Obama applied for a position as an adjunct and wasn’t even considered. A few weeks later the law school got a phone call from the Board of Trustees telling them to find him an office, put him on the payroll, and give him a class to teach. The Board told him he didn’t have to be a member of the faculty, but they needed to give him a temporary position. He was never a professor and was hardly an adjunct.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2010/03/chicago-law-professor-on-obama-the-professors-hated-him-because-he-was-lazy-unqualified-never-attended-any-of-the-faculty-meetings/
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John Heilemann: Hillary Clinton Lacks a Clear Rationale For Why She’s Running For President
Heilemann wasn’t finished—
2. She doesn’t have a compelling message
3. She can’t manage a winning campaign
4. She’s not a gifted candidate.
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BUT IT’S HER TURN, DAMMIT!
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Jeb Bush, Luis Gutierrez to Keynote Pro-Amnesty Hispanic Group’s Convention

YEAH,JEB SHOULD BE OUR NOMINEE NEXT YEAR.MAYBE THE ATTACK CHIHUAHUA COULD BE HIS VP.
Bush and Gutierrez, both of whom have been vocal about the need for a comprehensive amnesty bill, will headline the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference’s (NHCLC) annual convention, which will be held April 28-30 in Houston.
“We are thrilled to have such prestigious speakers join us for this very important gathering,”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/31/jeb-bush-luis-gutierrez-to-keynote-pro-amnesty-hispanic-groups-convention/
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Babs unhinged! Streisand sings Obama’s praises over jobs

‘President took the helm of a sinking economic ship and help to right it’
Barbra Streisand may not be the brightest star in Hollywood.
In fact, sometimes you look into her eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
The starlet, who once compared President Obama to “kings” and “gods,” penned a March 30 commentary in the Huffington Post singing the praises of the president for “creating” so many jobs in the last five-and-a-half years.
http://www.wnd.com/2015/04/babs-unhinged-streisand-sings-obamas-praises-over-jobs/#Z30J0MVtJep4quZU.99
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I like Ted, but he just doesn’t have “it”. I hope I am wrong, but I don’t like his chances. And I am sort of worried about how much he wants to increase the H1-B visas. What do ya’ll think about that? I don’t see it as helping American workers.
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Sweasel found the original, unphotoshopped version.

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Judge Jeanine destroys Hillary’s sham of caring; ‘you blame the victim and you laugh’
Pirro noted that despite claiming to champion women’s rights, Clinton’s only interest is self-interest, and as an example, brought up a 1975 incident in which Clinton successfully represented “a 41-year-old pedophile charged with first degree rape of a 12-year-old sixth-grader.”
You could say Clinton simply represented her client to the best of her ability, except that years later she was recorded on audio tape laughing and bragging about the incident.
In addition to gloating about the case, Pirro noted that Clinton’s disclosure violated attorney-client privilege.
In that same case, Clinton chose to “smear and attack the credibility of a helpless 12-year old, raped by two men” in an attempt to “go for the kill.”
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/04/12/judge-jeanine-destroys-hillarys-sham-of-caring-you-blame-the-victim-and-you-laugh-194765#ixzz3XECRN0Pf
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Biden Donates 9 Cents To Gardening Program….
While simultaneously tipping $5 to a guy who made him a grilled cheese
A classic @VP Biden pool report from California. Ordering grilled cheese while wearing aviators:

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SOMEONE COMMENTED THIS WAS LIKE A VERIZON COMMERCIAL;
YOU DON’T EVEN HEAR HER UNTIL ALMOST THE END
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