You would be hard pressed to find a news source, digital, print, or broadcast, where you will not be bombarded with news of a demented, flaccid-phallused scum who sought notoriety by slaughtering nine innocents inside a church. The left is basking in the horror as they try to make political hay is as predictable as night following day.
My pledge to you is that, at least for this day, you will not read about it on this post. Nor will you read of the GOP’s conspiracy to help the Preezy amass even more power to destroy American jobs or the normal brigand of liars and malcontents who seem to dominate normal news cycles. What you WILL get is a mishmash of abnormal tidbits demonstrating that there are people who are even sicker than I am that remain uninstitutionalized. I don’t even know if that’s a word. I don’t even care. Relax and enjoy life.
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS…THEY’LL DECIDE WHAT NURSING HOME YOU’LL BE STUCK IN.
WHAT AWESOMELY AWESOME STEAK KNIVES!
CTH: My guy would try to use the wrench ends and end up in the ER. :o/
CTH: Fave part of this photo …. NO TP. LOLOL So male.
CTH: Bwahahahaha!! Grammy-of-the-Potty-Brigade is sending this one to a couple of people. ::snork::
CTH: This happened to me twice. Thankfully, the time it was a cat (who left the window open?!), it was on the foot of the bed, not on me, and the time it was a groundhog (who left the DOOR open?!), it was on the floor … but so was I. I mean my mattress was. We were moving and I needed a nap. Nothing to lie down on but a mattress on the floor. Everyone else left to take a load to the new house, I woke up to see a groundhog staring me in the face. GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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McDonald’s Announces Its Answer to $15 an Hour Minimum Wage – Touch-Screen Cashiers
This is exactly what the left pushed for… Fast food chains were never meant to be a place for someone to raise a family of 6, they were to be part time positions with some full-time advancements. Mostly the fast food restaurants were for school aged kids to learn how to interact with people, with a job, to offer spending money, and to begin responsibility learning for their future.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/06/mcdonalds-announces-its-answer-to-15-an-hour-minimum-wage/#ixzz3dWJtMfwK
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Wow, who could possibly have foreseen that?
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So THAT’S how she does it! Rachel Dolezal ‘gets regular spray tans for $60 a month’ and wears a weave to maintain her black identity
THIS LITTLE SNOWFLAKE LECTURING ANYBODY ABOUT BEING BLACK IS LIKE BILL CLINTON GIVING LECTURES ON CELIBACY
Rachel Dolezal told NBC BLK’s Amber Payne that she does her own weave
But she refused to discuss why her skin tone is darker now
Sources told TMZ she is a regular at Palm Beach Tan in Spokane, Wash.
Her ‘brand of choice is Mystic Spray’ and her ‘favorite shade is Medium’
She said she has learned to style dreads and braids on herself and others
BACK WHEN SHE WAS WHITE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3127521/Rachel-Dolezal-admits-hair-weave-despite-posting-pictures-hairdo-claiming-going-natural.html#ixzz3dWL9oHVq
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Sigh… I’m looking back wistfully at the days of my misspent youth, when the arbiters of fashion decreed that straight hair was IN, and curly hair was OUT. I tried everything — and I mean everything — to tame my naturally curly hair, but nothing ever worked for long. A little bit of exercise, a little bit of humidity, and the curls, kinks, and frizz were back. Other girls used to tell me how sorry they felt for me because my hair was so incorrigibly curly. Why didn’t I think of identifying as black?
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3 Postal Service Workers Accused of Writing Phony Letters to Santa to Steal Underprivileged Kids’ Gifts
I WONDER IF THEY’RE LIBERALS?
The accused grinches used the postal service’s program to stuff their own stockings with gifts that should have gone to underprivileged children — posing as needy kids in phony letters to Santa to amass a treasure trove including electronics like laptops, iPads and headphones as well as clothing and other pricey goods, according to a criminal complaint filed in federal court earlier this month.
https://gma.yahoo.com/3-postal-workers-accused-writing-phony-letters-santa-223654657–abc-news-topstories.html
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THIS IS A TESTAMENT TO THE AWESOME TALENTS OF OUR OWN GRUNT:
Poor Little Rich FLOTUS
by Jon Gabriel
Over the past few months, First Lady Michelle Obama has criss-crossed America to toast artists, congratulate students, and complain about her terrible, terrible life.
Let’s face it — all of our stories are her stories. The classic narcissist needs to lug around a mirror so he can gaze at his reflection. The Obamas are a superior breed who can look at any group of people and see only themselves.
http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/06/poor-little-rich-flotus.html#.VYQySyzJAdU
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Thanks, Pete. That FLOTUS pic is actually untouched except for the addition of the drink and the cigar. That woman sure can work a scowl.
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Wisconsin town bans KANGAROOS from restaurants after woman took baby one called Jimmy to McDonald’s with her
Beaver Dam, Wisconsin, no longer allows kangaroos after new law
Came after woman took baby kangaroo ‘service animal’ to McDonald’s
New law says only permissible service animals are dogs and small horses
BEAVER DAM IS JUST EAST OF MADISON.I GUESS I’LL HAVE TO LEAVE THE ‘ROO HOME THE NEXT TIME I FISH BEAVER DAM LAKE.JUST DAMN.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3128829/Wisconsin-town-bans-KANGAROOS-restaurants-woman-took-baby-one-called-Jimmy-McDonald-s-her.html#ixzz3dWPjFyAw
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I seriously doubt any service org trained or certified a kangaroo as a service animal. The adults are damned dangerous.
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Online human breast milk craze has serious health risks – experts
SLOW NEWS DAY…LIGHTEN UP
A growing online craze among some fitness communities, fetishists and chronic disease sufferers for buying and drinking human breast milk poses serious health risks, British experts said on Thursday.
Writing in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, specialists said there was little evidence to support claims that the milk – traded via websites in a lucrative market for adult buyers – is some kind of super food that can boost health and fitness and ward off disease.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/online-human-breast-milk-craze-serious-health-risks-024725358.html
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Dangerous? Oh, puh-leeze. It’s certainly no more dangerous than cow’s milk, which is readily available just about everywhere, and no one (other than PETA) has their knickers in a twist over cow’s milk.
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Arkansas Cops Hunt Man Seen Masturbating Outside Kum & Go Convenience Store
REALLY?THAT’S THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE STORE?WELL,THAT’S WHAT HE DID
According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/kum-go-suspect-890532
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BET YOU TEN TO ONE HE’S NOT THE REAL ONE
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BRIAN WILLIAMS HAS BEEN BANISHED TO MSLSD;
HIS FIRST GUEST WILL BE RACHEL DOLEZAL.
HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO’S A BIGGER LIAR THAN HE IS.
Mr. Williams will earn less money in his new role than at his previous job at “Nightly News,” according to two NBC executives with knowledge of the agreement, who spoke on condition of anonymity. One person characterized his pay as “substantially” less, but would not be more specific. Under a contract Mr. Williams signed in December, he was reported to be making at least $10 million a year over five years.
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Man Shot Dead After Attacking NYPD Officer With 11-Inch Hunting Knife in Brighton Beach: Police
DIMBULB BROUGHT A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT
A 24-year-old uniformed NYPD officer assigned to transit foot patrol in Brighton Beach shot and killed a man who attacked him with an 11-inch hunting knife when the cop tried to arrest him for attacking a 78-year-old woman on a street below an elevated subway station Thursday, police said.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Police-Involved-Shooting-Stabbing-Brighton-Beach-New-York-Coney-Island-308215221.html
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You are really on a roll today, Pete! Kum and Go … knife to a gun fight. LOL!!
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Cops Corral Notorious Mail Slot Urinator
Surveillance camera recorded Arizona dope soiling business
THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY HAS BEEN SOLVED
David Azari, 30, was collared this morning by Scottsdale police for allegedly urinating into the upscale Atelier kitchen and bath showroom on June 3. Azari was charged with misdemeanor counts of criminal damage, disorderly conduct, and urinating in public
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mail-slot-urinator-arrested-785493
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First Openly Gay Couple Joins Boston Police Force
THE TYRANNY OF THE THREE PERCENT PREVAILS AGAIN
He and his partner Shawn MacIver are the first openly gay couple to ever graduate from a police academy together.
They met five years ago when they both worked as security guards at a gay bar in Boston. Even though they dreamed of becoming police officers, it took a long time to consider it a realistic career for gay men.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/06/17/first-openly-gay-couple-joins-boston-police-force/
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Mom-of-two becomes pregnant after birth control implant got lost in her arm
Ebony Cole, from Denver, Colorado, decided to get the hormone implant Nexplanon in her arm after having two children
She said she felt the implant in her arm after it was inserted in January
But in April a doctor told her she was five weeks pregnant
After tests, the implant could not be found in her arm and there are no traces of the hormone in her blood – but Ebony believes it’s still in there
EBONY ABOUT TO BECOME MILLIONAIRE…LAWSUIT COMIN’!
IT’S CALLED “GETTIN’ PAID,Y’ALL!”
SHE’S EATIN’ GOOD,ANYWAY
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3128612/Mom-two-falls-pregnant-birth-control-implant-got-lost-arm.html#ixzz3dWaIGWSN
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Maybe she dug it out with tweezers so she could cash in.
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FLOTUS in Italy to teach them how to cook
Posted on June 18, 2015 by Dianny
Be secure in the knowledge that your tax dollars are being well-spent.
Michelle Obama is in Milan, Italy to teach them how to cook.
I wanted to come to this Expo because no matter where in the world we live, we all want healthy, nutritious food for our families. I know that raising healthy kids is a challenge for families all over the world, and it’s important for us to learn from each other.
Not to pick nits, Michelle. But people have been living on this planet for thousands of years. And yet somehow we all managed to feed ourselves before you came on the scene.
To be fair, Michelle wasn’t very well going to answer the question like this:
“Well, it’s been over a year since my Mom, my daughters and I have been able to belly up to the all-you-can-spend Taxpayer ATM and fly to someplace neat. This Expo seemed like the perfect cover for us to take another awesome vacation. Did I mention I got to see DaVinci’s Last Supper?”
In the La Stampa interview Michelle made this threat:
“While I am in my final stretch as First Lady, I have no intention of slowing down.”
That sound you heard?
That was the sound of more of our hard-earned money being sucked into the gaping maw of our grasping, grabbing Royal FLOTUS.
http://patriotretort.com/flotus-in-italy-to-teach-them-how-to-cook/
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I posted this before, but I just have to say it again. My dd lived in northern Italy one summer and she swears they eat WAY healthier than we do. The idea that Michelle Obama has anything to teach them just makes me want to bang my head.
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No kidding. Sometimes I think Michelle is as big a narcissist as the jerk she married.
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I IMAGINE AT SOME POINT WE’LL BE SEEING THIS WITH MISS ISABEL AND OLIVIA
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#truestory.
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Police: Man drives himself to station, asks for DUI arrest
Authorities say a man drove under the influence of alcohol to a small-town Kentucky police station, where he requested that officers arrest him.
The Kentucky New Era reports that 26-year-old Christopher L. Stewart drove to Tuesday night to the station in Hopkinsville, near the Tennessee border, and slammed on his brakes, nearly hitting a police cruiser. The newspaper reports that Stewart approached officers and said he was ready to go to jail for DUI.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_REQUESTED_DUI_ARREST?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-06-18-09-20-03
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They won’t be back! Arnold Schwarzenegger, 67, pranks unwitting fans at Madame Tussauds by posing as Terminator waxwork – before coming to life
THIS IS SO COOL…HE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3130153/They-won-t-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-67-pranks-unwitting-fans-Madame-Tussauds-posing-Terminator-waxwork-coming-life.html#ixzz3dWgmGbse
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LEST I FORGET:
ONE OF GRANNY’S FAVORITES.THE COAL MINER’S DAUGHTER.
LORETTA LYNN IS 83 TODAY.
SHE DEFINES WHAT AN AMERICAN ICON SHOULD BE.A TRUE ORIGINAL
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Actual true story: Gruntessa’s family is from the holler just down the road from Butcher Holler in north eastern Kentucky. They have met some of Loretta’s family. Gruntessa’s parents were married in a general store nearby when her mom was just 16. My first glimpse of her dad was on his front porch holding a 410g shotgun, which was to let me know he was not a casual father.
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Pete, I realize I should know better, but when you wrote “The lefts basking in the horror as they try to make political hay is as predictable as night following day” I thought nobody could be that crass. So I peeked in at Daily Kos. Big mistake.
You couldn’t be more correct … post after post excoriates white people, “Faux” News, weak gun control — I noticed one post’s headline “Right Wing Terrorists kill more Americans than Muslim Extremists.”
These people hate — and I mean HATE us! There is no possibility of a reconciliation in this nation, they’re so filled with rage over there.
Personally I think it’s because of the God-shaped holes in their hearts, but to mention that to them would just foment more vitriol. Dialog is impossible.
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I think you’re right. Just yesterday I was just talking to a neighbor who works at Denver University about his liberal co-workers. He says he’s all but given up trying to talk to them because the level of white-hot hate against anything ‘conservative’ is just so off-the-charts. They’re consumed by it. We wonder how that withered old witch Hillary could ever get elected? It could happen because they all hate us way more than they care about Hillary’s scandals.
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And they accuse us of being the haters! I don’t hate anyone, but I get accused of being a hater all the time, just because I hold some unfashionable opinions and beliefs. And the accusers are so filled with hate and anger that they can’t even utter a coherent sentence, and so are reduced to spluttering the same old shopworn leftist talking points and clichés. Tell me again, who’s intolerant?
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Hey, you PoliNators! You just got awarded the Political Clown Parade’s Paul Revere Award! Somebody, like Rose or Chrissy or Pete should go over there and thank Curmudgeon for the honor! And, BTW, congrats to the Bluebird of Bitterness for her award!!
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Good comment, Pete. And happy Fathers Day to you and all the other dads here! (Mindful, Barn, etc.)
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