Watching our once-great nation swirling the drain of history day after day is really depressing, knowing there is little to nothing we can do about it. As a means of maintaining mental health we must focus on the positive things we still have control of. Watching Miss Olivia’s swim meets; fishing with R.J.; cheering Big Sis’ fast-pitch softball team; just taking my wife to lunch. Being aware of what’s going on around you is a good thing. Being immolated in the depravity and sinfulness is not. Every day we need to focus on what makes us happy. I guess, for me, it’s having the ability to make people laugh. Been doing it all my life. Sometimes it seems like my only redeeming quality. At least I have one.
SOUNDS LIKE MY EX
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Two Years In Prison For Politician Who Bribed Voters With 60 Tonnes Of Fried Chicken
HEARD ABOUT THIS ON REDEYE RADIO THIS MORNING.
IN OUR COUNTRY THEY JUST USE FOOD STAMPS
Florin Aurelian Popescu, a Liberal Democrat (PDL) politician resigned his parliamentary seat this month ahead of sentencing as he came to answer for a crime committed in 2012. Mr. Popescu was not an MP then, but was seeking re-election on a local council, reports the Telegraph.
Despite it not being a seat in the national parliament Mr. Popescu saw fit to give away 60,992 kg of “grilled chicken”, ordering it in bulk from a local business and sending campaign volunteers to collect and distribute the meat. The prosecutor told the court every package of chicken was “distributed for election purposes”.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/17/romanian-member-of-parliament-bribed-electorate-with-60-tonnes-of-fried-chicken/
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Couple pays $4.99 for Purple Heart at Goodwill, finds rightful family
A Mesa, Arizona, couple stumbled on the highly regarded Purple Heart medal at their local Goodwill store for a whopping $4.99, local news KNXV reported.
Feeling undeserving of the award, Laurie Hardy took it upon herself to find the hero whose name was engraved on the medal, Eual H. Whiteman.
Discovering that the World War II veteran had passed away in 1991, Hardy, with the help of workers from Goodwill and the Veteran Buddy Finder group, was able to locate Whiteman’s former sister-in-law Phyllis Lawson in Missouri.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/03/17/couple-pays-4-99-for-purple-heart-at-goodwill-finds-rightful-family-317741
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Skydiving cats cause uproar
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Naked Female Motorist Leads New Mexico Cops On 100 MPH Chase, Says She Was Too Hot For Clothes
After receiving 911 calls about a woman driving recklessly on Interstate 25 in Santa Fe, cops spotted Barbara Arellano, 51, behind the wheel of a Toyota Rav4 that was careening across the road.
As she drove, Arellano was throwing items from the car, which topped 100 mph before it clipped a truck and crashed, according to a police report.
Somehow, Arellano escaped from the vehicle unhurt and unburdened by clothes
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/naked-new-mexico-driver-029413
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Domino’s trials pizza delivery by robot
KEEP GRIPING ABOUT $15/HOUR MINIMUM WAGE
Now Domino’s have developed possibly the greatest use for robots yet – safe and secure pizza delivery in what the company claims is a world first.
The company is testing pizza delivery by robot in New Zealand, known as the Domino’s Robotic Unit (DRU). The three-foot tall battery-powered unit contains a heated compartment for storing up to 10 pizzas, and is capable of self-driving up to 12.5 miles, or 20 km from a shop.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/18/dominos-trials-pizza-delivery-by-robot/
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DJ fined for playing ‘F- the Police’ as officers try to clear overcrowded bar
DJ Kashawn Harris, 25, played gangsta rap group N.W.A’s “F**k the police” as Westfield police entered the aptly named Shenanigans Pub last fall.
The story has resurfaced as Harris was recently fined for his actions.
“I believed at that time, the combination of alcohol, the excessive amount of people in the bar and the song that the DJ chose to play at that time was an intentional act by the DJ to incite the crowd which showed a reckless disregard for public safety,” Officer Juanita Mejias wrote in a report.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/03/17/dj-fined-for-playing-f-the-police-as-officers-try-to-clear-overcrowded-bar-317779
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People Try Pork Snout Tacos
“This pig probably had a family… and feelings…”
THEY’RE VERY GELATINOUS AND MUST BE FRIED
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Here comes the bride, being attacked by a swan! Married couples share cringe-worthy collection of AWFUL wedding photos
People across the country are sharing their worst wedding photos as a part of an Awkward Photo Contest in honor of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
Among the images are a bride getting a volleyball to the face, one woman being attacked by a swan and a very unfortunate cake decoration
THINK YOUR WEDDING WAS CRINGEWORTHY?
NOT EVEN CLOSE
GROOM WAS HOT FOR THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE BRIDE
The Ugliest Wedding Dresses Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_BXolrizfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVb6kaQe9KU
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3497844/Here-comes-bride-attacked-swan-Married-couples-share-cringe-worthy-collection-AWFUL-wedding-photos.html#ixzz43Gt3xIUn
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Sperm discovery could mean new fertility treatments
THEY’RE GOING TO TURBOCHARGE THOSE BAD BOYS
Scientists say they have discovered the crucial mechanism which causes reproduction, which could lead to the development of new fertility treatments or a contraceptive pill which could be taken by either gender
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12196886/Sperm-discovery-could-mean-new-fertility-treatments.html
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NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY TASTELESS
Drag Queens Give Ken Dolls Drag Makeovers
SORRY,I COULDN’T DO IT.
HERE’S A PRANK ABOUT A GUY BLOWING UP HIS KID
I WOULD BE SO IN TROUBLE
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ROTFLOLOL! Thanks, Pete!
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I laughed at the Southern woman picture because it’s so true.
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I think “oh, hell no” really means I have already killed you. I’ve been praying for you and your husband. Hope things are still progressing well.
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Happy Palm Sunday, All!
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