Pinky promise. Consider this post as a kind of palate cleanser. Nothing heavy, nothing racial… had enough of that already. Nothing political, except a link to Ted Cruz’ vote to ban dildoes.
To all the lurkers, shirkers and midnight twerkers (apologies to the Steve Miller Band)…. most of you stop by here for Chrissy’s stuff and almost none of you comment. No problem, you’re all welcome. But you would do yourself some good if you check out some of the links I’ve provided today like:
Americans step up to thank a lonely veteran who passed away
Chicago cops lifting up a 6 year old cancer patient
A young military wife getting a surprise at Chick- Fil- A
plus whatever goofiness I can come up with.
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A WWII vet’s body lay unclaimed at the morgue. Then neighbors did something beautiful.
The 89-year-old pensioner died in December with no will, no instructions and no next of kin. He lay in a cold room at the D.C. medical examiner’s office, where the unclaimed dead are usually destined for a nameless pauper’s grave.
Instead, on Friday, Moore was given a hero’s sendoff at Arlington National Cemetery. A uniformed honor guard escorted Moore’s flag-covered remains. In place of a silent goodbye, a bugler played taps and three volleys of rifle fire marked his passing.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-wwii-vets-body-lay-unclaimed-at-the-morgue-then-neighbors-did-something-beautiful/2016/04/08/0418546e-fcf6-11e5-886f-a037dba38301_story.html?hpid=hp_local-news_vetburial-11am%3Ahomepage/story&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
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Soldier, Home Early, Surprises His Wife in Chick fil A!
I NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y3oecSYs-s
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Things like this are why I always keep a box of kleenex next to the computer.
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Sometimes you just have to step back and see the beauty in life.
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Chicago Police Grant 6-Year-Old Cancer Patient’s Wish of Becoming a Cop
“Her spirits are well, but she’s doing pretty poorly at this point,” said Sgt. Ernest Bradley, of the Chicago Alternative Policing Strategy. Dozens of Chicago’s finest had prepared a welcome party for their newest recruit.
Instead of disappointing their biggest fan, the officers brought the welcome party to Madison.
In all, more than 70 officers paraded over to Madison’s home where she had been receiving hospice care. Some officers even arrived atop patrol horses to bolster the surprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=LQgbkWb2aHI
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/08/chicago-police-turn-6-year-old-cancer-patients-dream-cop-day-reality/
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The Time Ted Cruz Defended a Ban on Dildos
His legal team argued there was no right “to stimulate one’s genitals.”
At the time, only three states—Mississippi, Alabama, and Virginia—had similar laws. (The previous year, a Texas mother who was a sales rep for Passion Parties was arrested by two undercover cops for selling vibrators and other sex-related goods at a gathering akin to a Tupperware party for sex toys.
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas
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Good grief – will this damn election ever be over? I am sick of every single bit of it, and I don’t think any of it will end well.
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Inky the Octopus’s Great Escape: Cephalod makes amazing break from aquarium by squeezing out of a gap in his tank, sliding across the floor and slipping into a pipe that led to the ocean
Octopus residing at the National Aquarium of New Zealand escapes
Inky couldn’t let an opportunity pass after his lid was left slightly ajar
Escaping from the tank Inky squeezed himself into a drainage pipe
Crawling across the pipe, the curious octopus was led straight to the ocean
Staff members are now keeping an eye on the second octopus in the tank
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537524/Inky-octopus-makes-astonishing-escape-National-Aquarium-Napier-New-Zealand.html#ixzz45jl4BDWR
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Good for Inky! The colors are surprisingly beautiful. I had no idea.
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Brothers Convince Little Sister of Zombie Apocalypse
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Now that was just mean.
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