STILTON SAYS: “Looking at the most recent news cycle, we feel that our nation has reached a crisis point which requires the services of an exciting new superhero. When alleged journalists lose their minds about Donald Trump and start screaming and foaming at the mouth, STFUman would suddenly appear with his trusty whiffle bat and thonk, thonk, thonk the hysterical newsperson on the noggin until either sanity or blissful unconsciousness was reached. … Frankly, we think this whole media uproar is another exercise in willful lunacy which is far more damaging to our nation than anything Russia could possibly do. We’d say even more, but we’ve got a lot of sit-ups to do if we’re going to fit into that spandex uniform.”

THONK THONK THONK: Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), Cohen responded to the Trump-Putin presser by calling for a military coup. “Where are our military folks ? The Commander in Chief is in the hands of our enemy!” Cohen is the oh-so-balanced individual who said Strzok should be awarded the Purple Heart.

#WALKAWAY: Democrats want you to think the #WalkAway campaign is a right-wing propaganda effort propped up by a legion of Russian bots, but don’t you believe it. Brandon Straka’s WalkAway Facebook group now has over 106,000 members — and anyone who takes the time to read their stories will quickly be disabused of the notion that bots could produce them. The #WalkAway stories are compelling and often quite moving. People from every imaginable background — black, white, Hispanic, rich, poor, straight, gay, trans, and even celebrity — explain why they left the party. Most of these people voted Democrat their whole lives; most have lost friends for supporting President Donald Trump. Most have also found solace in the #WalkAway community.
FLASHBACK: A great Trump speech from his campaign.
ABORTION: A federal judge has ruled in favor of the Trump Administration and its impending decision to defund the Planned Parenthood abortion business from Title X family planning program.

2020: The latest FEC filing shows Trump’s re-election campaign raised $33 million in the second quarter.
MUST. WATCH. 🙂 [toddler scores and the crowd goes wild]







