That’s the Uniform Code of Media Whore Conduct
The White House Press Briefing Room Has a Special chair for newly reinstated crybaby Jim Acosta:
(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
New rules? Trump announces how WH will deal with Acosta.
“People have to behave. We’re writing up rules and regulations,” Trump told reporters gathered in the Oval Office on Friday, ABC News reported.
“Decorum,” he responded to another question about what rules would be needed in future press conferences.
“You can’t take three questions and four questions, you can’t stand up and not sit down,” he explained, referring to Acosta’s antics during last week’s tense exchange with the president as the CNN correspondent would neither sit down nor relinquish the microphone after Trump had answered his questions.
“You have to act with respect, you’re in the White House,” he added. “When I see the way some of my people get treated at news conferences, it’s terrible. We’re setting up a certain standard which is what the court is requesting.”
The president reiterated that “we always have the option of leaving,” adding that “the other media and the press in the room won’t be happy.”
DOUBLE STANDARD: It was okay when Obama did it.
Twitter users offered creative ideas of their own.
I guess I missed in in the Constitution where the United States Government owes him a living.
Hand him his formal notice of revocation during a press conference. “Oh, and Jim, no, not taking your question, here’s your letter. You have a week to appeal.”
Put him in the back row behind a screen.
Take questions using Jim as a reference point. “You sir, to the left of Jim Acosta.” “You Ma’am, sitting behind Jim Acosta.” “You Sir, sitting 15 rows behind & to the left of Jim Acosta.”
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Don’t forget the press kits, which include standard-issue pacifier, sippy-cup, tushy-wipes and pampers, extra-resistant in Acosta’s case (ask Chris Matthews, all too familiar with warm tingles running down his leg).
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