My beloved Chicago Bears will do battle with the Detroit Lions today. The Lions have hosted a game on Thanksgiving day for many, many years. I will be home watching the contest with my stepson and son-in-law.
The home team will be serving their fans a creation obviously made to replace syrup of ipecac to induce vomiting any harmful substance you may have swallowed.
Fans in suites at the Detroit Lions game against the Bears on Thanksgiving will be treated to some abomination of food.
According to ESPN’s Darren Rovell, they will be serving pizza topped with turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing and gravy. You can take a look at a photo of this disgusting excuse for Thanksgiving food below.
What insane person came up with this concept? It’s absolutely horrifying on all levels! Thanksgiving isn’t about pizza, and pizza isn’t about being ruined by the holiday season.
I am actually furious right now. At some point, a guy floated this idea and nobody was smart enough to sit him down to tell him to stop being an idiot. That’s how we end up with terrible ideas, such as Thanksgiving pizza.
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