2020

My latest update from the campaign trail.

SICK CULT: “Christianity is a sick cult,” say people who called Barack Obama “an enlightened spiritual being.”

• https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/morford/article/Is-Obama-an-enlightened-being-Spiritual-wise-2544395.php

SCHUMER: In response to Trump changing his residency to Florida — Trump has been a New Yorker for all of his 73 years. His net worth is $1.5 Billion. “Trump can’t.“ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

• https://www.forbes.com/donald-trump/#2fe09a142899

IMPEACHMENT: Speaker Pelosi [1:22] – “Such a sad time.” “Throw a punch … for the children.”

FAUXCAHONTAS: The Political Economy Research Institute estimates that roughly 2 million people would lose their jobs if “Medicare for All” were to be enacted. Liz Warren called this “part of the cost.”

• https://www.foxnews.com/politics/warren-agrees-medicare-for-all-could-result-in-two-million-jobs-lost-part-of-the-cost-issue

KAMALA: Sen. Kamala Harris blamed her recent campaign struggles on American voters who can’t imagine a Black woman in the nation’s top elected position.

• https://defendernetwork.com/news/national/kamala-harris-blames-descent-in-polls-to-her-status-as-a-woman-of-color/

BETO: Robert Francis has dropped out of the race … thankfully before we have to watch his next “man of the people” video.

BETO: Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert “Beto” O’Rourke is dropping out of the race for president. O’Rourke was one of 73,000 candidates seeking the Democratic nomination in 2020.

“I’m actually quite heartbroken,” Sandy Eggo of the Babylon Bee said. “He gave us so much material. It’s almost like my dog died.”

• https://genesiustimes.com/millions-of-satire-writers-mourn-the-announcement-of-beto-ending-presidential-campaign/